Cold (Lay)

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Hello~ This imagine kinda features a somewhat cheekier side to Lay, which I can actually totally imagine- him being a total tease much to the chagrin of the poor, female population. But not the rude kind. Just the kind that can make your heart flutter, ya know? XD

OH AND I REALISED SOMETHING 0_0 SOMETHING TERRIBLE! I USE SINGLE QUOTATION MARKS FOR EVERYTHING ._. ASDFGHJKL ._. IS IT ACTUALLY WRONG? >_< I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU COULD USE " OR ' FOR SPEECH ;_;

Enjoy!

"Woah look. There's frost on the windows. It might be Jack!"

"Who?"

"Jack Frost!" Lay cheered quietly so that the teacher wouldn't hear, expression childish as ever.

"The only Jack I know is the Jackass standing in front of the classroom,' you grumbled in reply, shooting a significant look at said person.

"Aww Soo Soo, don't be so hard on the poor teacher."

"She gives out so much damn homework and she hates me anyway. So we have totally mutual feelings."

Lay scribbled down some more notes.

"What did Jackass say about the American Revolution...?" you whispered.

"Something about tea and coffee."

"Are you serious?"

"I don't know. I forgot."

"Lay...Give me your notes." You snatched his notes and looked at them in horror. A little sketched unicorn with a wonky smile beamed back at you.

~

Lunchtime

"I'm craving something hot today... but what hot food is edible in this hovel?" You pondered upon it as you rubbed your fingers together. Ah so cold, today.

"Well if you don't want anything from that 'hovel'," Lay said, 'you can have me. I'm warm.'

"No, Lay, no. I think I'll have the soup."

"But I don't want anything from that 'hovel'." Lay took your hand. "Yep. Can I have you? You're warm."

"Zhang Yixing. Stop playing jokes with me this instant."

"Shin Soo Fish-"

"Shin Soo Yoo, Lay. I don't know what stupid Chinese pun you're playing now, swapping similar sounds with different meanings."

"Fine. Shin Soo Yoo, have some humour this instant."

"Ha. Ha."

Lay peered at you with raised eyebrows. "Were you even trying?"

"No. Good observation skills."

"Next please!" the kitchen lady shouted, and you stepped up. "Hi, may I please have the chicken soup special?"

"Sure honey. That's 3,300 won."

Someone behind you slid a 10,000 won note onto the counter. "There you go."

You whipped around with an indignant look. "I'm not poor, you know."

"I know, I know, but I wanted to do something nice, you know?"

"Such a lovely gentleman. Here's your change. Thank you, dears."

You stomped off with your steaming soup, Lay trailing behind you with his change. "Hey wait up, Soo Yoo!"

You carefully put your soup onto a bench, took some money out of your purse, turned around, and shoved it in Lay's face. "There you go. I don't owe you anything."

"Hmm... You don't owe me anything, but I want something."

"What now? The unicorn toy you saw last week?"

"Nope."

"Then what?"

"Can you walk home with me today? Maybe we can huddle like a pair of cute penguins on the way home, okay?"

"How old are you?"

Lay grinned.

"Okay, I will. Just no weird cuddling while walking."

"Okay!"

~

"Wahh it's so cold, L-Lay," you muttered as you stomped your way through the frigid streets, teeth chattering like there was no tomorrow.

'Really?' Lay commented, looking as warm as ever in his thick, fluffed up coat.

'Well screw you and your coat.'

'Nope. Screw yourself and your inability to pick appropriate clothing.'

'Rude!'

'Soo Yoo're cold, Soo Yoo?' Lay asked, grinning wickedly.

'Shut up and stop punning around with my name. It's not funny.'

'Hey what did the ice say to the water?'

'I'm freezing.'

'Nope. What did the sassy ice say to the water?'

'I'm freezing.'

'Nope~' Lay sang. 'He said, I was water before I became cool.'

'Right. Ha ha.'

'Aww you're not really laughing. What did the chilli say to the other chilli?'

'He didn't. Chillis don't talk.'

Lay chuckled and tugged on the end of your scarf. 'Oh come on...'

'Then what?'

'He said... I'm not cold, I'm just a little chilly.'

'Haha.'

'You're still not laughing!'

'Well shush with the lame cold puns. I'm still cold.'

'Well...' And without further ado, Lay wrapped his arms around you firmly and drew you into the warmth of his coat.

You reddened profusely and awkwardly placed your hands on his chest.

'Are you warm now?'

'Err... Very?'

'Good. Then let's just stay like this for a while until you get even warmer.'

"I said no weird cuddling on the trip home!"

"You said no weird cuddling while walking," Lay corrected.

"WHEN DID YOUR MEMORY GET SO GOOD?"

"Since I liked you?"

"You started liking me only from this afternoon?"

"No. Why?"

"Well when I asked you about what Jackass said about the American Revolution, you said you forgot."

"How come you remembered that?"

"Psh my memory's always awesome."

...

"Hey you're still cuddling me... Didn't I say no weird cuddling while walking?"

"Well we're technically not walking. Just standing," Lay said.

"My lips are turning blue..."

"Are they cold?"

"Yeah."

Lay leaned down and kissed them lightly. "There, should be warm now."

"ZHANG YIXING WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!"

"Yep, they're definitely warm or you wouldn't be able to open your mouth wide enough to yell at me."

Haha hoped you fangirled and squealed and laughed lots XD Vote! Comment (lots please XD)! ^-^ Heh~ Thanks! Until next update <3 ~Kieva

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