Not meant to be taken seriously! (as if anything in this book is serious XD)
Suho: (sees descriptions of him) Why am I always the reserved gentleman? Why am I so boring?
When Suho tries to be the cool, fabulous, cold chicken guy.
Suho: (tries to take #cool city guy pic but ends up taking video)
Chanyeol: Suho! Baekhyun won't let me hug me because I told him his high note went wonky!
Suho: (distracted) What? That's not- Fine! (stomps off to convince Baek)
Sehun: (posts video on Internet while Suho is gone)
Suho: (comes back) Hey... I wasn't on that page before.
Sehun: (looks away innocently)
Suho: (goes onto blog) WHATT... 0.0 LAAYYY!!! THERE'S A VIDEO OF ME LOOKING UNDIGNIFIED ON HERE!!! (drags Lay into room) LOOK!!!!
Lay: . . .
Sehun: You don't look dignified now either. (snaps photo of Suho with crazy hair, pink face and hands in the air)
Suho: GIVE THAT BACK!
Sehun: But it's mine.
Suho: LAYYY, HOW DO YOU DELETE THE VIDEO?
Lay: . . . I forgot. I haven't been on Instagram for so long.
Sehun: That's not Instagram.
Lay: (asleep on Suho's bed)
~ 1 hour later ~
Most re-blogged news on 4 major social medias: FANGIRL HOSPITALISED IN FIGHT OVER SUHO AND LUHAN CUTENESS
Suho: Cuteness?! (scrolls through comments on the video Sehun posted on Suho's laptop) I'M NOT CUTE!!!
Kris: What has he done to our group image... -_- (goes to take a real #cool #city guy photo to fix EXO's reputation)
When Suho actually tries to be cute
Suho: (baozi face)
Fans: Is he trolling us?
EXO: 0.0
~ 1 hour later ~
Most re-blogged news on 4 major social medias: FANGIRLS FIGHT: IS SUHO TAKING OVER CHEN AND XIUMIN AT THE SAME TIME?
When Suho tries to mimic Chanyeol
Suho: (starts smiling manically)
Sehun: Suho-hyung, what happened to your face?
Suho: (continues smiling, though slightly grimacing) Nothing!
Sehun: (uncertainly) Are you sure?
When Suho attempts wushu
Suho: (throws stick around and clubs himself in the face by accident)
Sehun: Hyung, what happened to your face?
Suho: Wushu stick.
Sehun: 0.0 You actually tried it?
Suho: (nods)
Manager: SUHO!!! WHAT ON EARTH DID YOU DO TO YOUR FACE?! IS THAT YOUR NEW LOOK FOR OVERDOSE OR WHAT? IT'D BETTER BE...
Sehun: It's not. He clubbed himself in the face with Tao's wushu stick.
Manager: (dies)
When Suho tries to do Sehun things
Suho: (does aegyo and drinking bubble tea at the same time)
Baekhyun: (hugging Chanyeol) Since when did you start doing aegyo?
Luhan: Or drink bubble tea?
Lay: I thought you only drank coffee?
Sehun: Yeah! Even Lay remembers.
Suho: (chokes and spits out pearl) How on earth do you eat this stuff? It's so... (chews obnoxiously) chewy.
Sehun: -_- It's supposed to be like that.
Suho: (tries aegyo) My face hurts.
Xiumin: (takes picture of Suho doing aegyo)
Sehun: (posts it)
~ 1 hour later ~
Most re-blogged news on 4 major social medias: SEOUL HOSPITAL CONSIDERING ADDING NEW 'EXO FANGIRL WARD' INTO SYSTEM
Kris: Look what you've done to our fandom... They all think we're mad now. (takes selfie with Tao)
When Suho tries eyeliner
Suho: (draws copious amounts of eyeliner on his face) Do I look good?
Baekhyun: (winces and hides face in Chanyeol's neck) NOOOO!!! NOT MY EYELINER!!! PLEASE NO, HE'S KILLING ME, CHANNIE!!!
Sehun: You look like Tao.
Tao: (protests indignantly) Hey!!! I look good. He doesn't. I do right, right right, Kris? (elbows Kris repeatedly)
Kris: (nods and flinches slightly at Tao's jabbing) Ye-eah.
Suho: (sighs) I guess I can only be Suho. But I am great!
