Chapter 51: Ceiling Fan Guy, Absinthe, And Bad Drunks

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so you also know Corey Taylor?” Lauren asked

“yep, he's really…funny…and…weird” I said laughing as we walked inside the hotel, we went to the front desk and told them we were here to interview Corey and they nodded and one of them led us to Corey’s room. He knocked on the door and another guy answered it and let Lauren and I inside the room.

“wow he's got a lot of security” Lauren said looking around

“yeah I think he's a little too paranoid…reminds me of my dad” I said with a laugh. I looked around for Corey but couldn’t find him.

“right this way ladies” a man said leading us into a room. We got in and saw Corey sitting on a chair and his eyes went wide when he noticed me and Lauren come in.

“October!!!” he yelled with excitement

“Corey!” I screamed running over to him and hugged him,

“holy shit! No one fucking told me you were gonna interview me!”

“I didn’t know either until this morning”

“wow, so how’ve you been midget girl?”

“I am not a midget bitch!”

“suuuure”

“so wheres Hayden?”

“uuuuuuuummmmm right over here actually--Hayden! Get you’re pretty self over here!” Corey screamed and Hayden came running over,

“what what what?!” she asked out of breath and then she looked at me,

“October!” she yelled and ran up to hug me

“its nice to see you too” I said amused

“oooh I see you brought a victim!” Corey said looking at Lauren with a smirk.

“victim! Where?!” Hayden asked

“whys everyone calling me a victim?” Lauren asked with a laugh

“cuz that was my word and I’m guessing October stole it from me” Corey said

“fucking liar!” I yelled slapping him on the head

“ow! Bitch!” Corey screamed

“ok ok that’s it lets get this fucking interview going! I wanna go home now” I said

“fiiine!” Corey murmured

“oh! And Corey Hayden this is my new friend and new partner, Lauren--and Lauren you know Mr. Corey Taylor and that chick is Corey’s girlfriend!--ok we all know each other?! Good!” I yelled as Lauren shook hands with Corey and Hayden.

“ok lets get this interview started then” Corey said sitting back on his chair and then Lauren and I took a seat on the couch in front of him.

“oookaaay so lets start with the first question I said looking through my notebook.

“Ceiling-Fan Guy?! What the fuck is Tom talking about” I said looking at the questions,

“oh uh er” Corey said and then I looked at him suspicious,

“was your name Ceiling-Fan Guy Corey?” I asked amused

“yeah…so?”

“oh god that’s hilarious!” Lauren said with a laugh

“ok then I guess Tom isn’t mentally stupid--spill Corey” I said looking at him with a grin.

“fuck…ok…so people in Iowa mostly know me as “Ceiling-Fan Guy” because of a party I went to--um Hayden you might wanna leave” Corey said

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