[Closed] BOOK OF ENDED EXO SHIPS

58. TaoHan

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"Pandas are cooler!"

"No way! Deers FOR THE WINNNN!"

"C'mon. Kung Fu Panda vs. Bambi?"

"BAMBI!"

"PO!"

"DEER!"

"PANDA!"

Wow. Guess who?

None other than Tao and Luhan. Fighting once again.

Kris bravely intervened.

"Ok. Guys. Dragon beats all. He burns all of Po's weapons and eats his friends/sensei and then he uses his fire breath to melt the snow and start a forest fire in Bambi's forest and he dies. Case closed. You both lose."

"But-"

"NO BUTS!"

Tao and Luhan hung their heads in shame. They sighed and walked over to the couch and sat down next to each other.

"At least I'm still better looking than you..."

"You are not! You look like a panda. Deer are cuter-like me!!!"

"Pandas are ADORABLE!"

"They are NOTHING compared to pandas!"

"Oh really?"

"A giant panda could probably squish a Bambi without even trying puh-LEASE!"

"Clumsy ass animal."

"Is not!"

"Is so!"

"Is not!!"

"Is so!!"

"Is not!!!"

"Is so!!!"

"SHUT UP!!!!" Kris bellowed. The two became silent.

Luhan smirked quietly. "Whatever. I kiss better. Sehun said so."

"What?! I'm a waaayyyyyy better than you!"

"You calling Sehun a liar?"

"Well I ain't calling him a truther!"

Luhan rolled his eyes.

"You're crazy!!!"

"This isn't crazy! This is crazy!" Tao yelled. He grabbed onto Luhan's jacket and pulled him into a skillful kiss. He moved his lips and but Luhan's in all the right ways and places. Luhan used his knee to push Tao down and get on top of him.

"I'm better," he said. He kissed Tao, making him moan and twitch in sick pleasure.

They both fought over dominance, none if them winning before Sehun cane in yelling,

"TAO! THATS MY BOYFRIEND YOU'RE KISSING!!!!"