Matt: We have a dilemma.
Jill: You mean "you" have a dilemma.
Matt: Hey, what happened to "us?"
Jill: It went out the window when you're dad showed up. God, he knows what we did. (Blushing)
Matt: (smiling devilishly) Yea, "we" have some explaining to do.
Jill: "We?" (pausing)
Jill: And that's my problem, how?
Matt: (chuckling) Well, you did take advantage of their first born son.
Jill: Matthew Jeremiah Brown, I believe you were a willing participant in the carnal activities of today.
Matt: Try explaining that to my mother! (Laughs loudly)
Jill: Are you kidding me? I'm pleading the fifth. If I recall, I was coerced into coming here by your evil brother and his minions.
Matt: (laughing) That didn't look like coercion to me earlier. (sporting a boyish smile)
Jill: (pleading) Matt, I can't possibly face your mother tonight. I smell like a cheap hooker on a good night and look like I was ridden hard and put up wet.
Matt: (doubling over in laughter) That's priceless...put up wet!
Jill: It's not funny. I don't want your mother to get a bad impression of me.
Matt: We can't stay on the boat tonight. There's no food, shower or outhouse on board.
Jill: (Sighing hopelessly) Then you're going to have to smuggle me into camp under cover of night. If I have to meet your mom, I'd like to at least be somewhat presentable and freshly washed in the morning. Besides, I'm starving!
Matt: Okay, but just remember, you asked for this.
Matt: (Howling)
Jill: What are you doing?
Matt: Calling for help.
Bear: (Howling back)
Jill: What the hell was that? A wolf?
Matt: No, a Bear.
Matt: You're taxi will be here shortly.
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The Dance
FanfictionAN ALASKAN BUSH PEOPLE FAN FICTION Lila Jenkins meets Bam Brown and gets more than she bargained for when she moves back to Alaska to take over her dad's matchmaking magazine and business. Now, the story continues with Matt Brown meeting Jillian Hea...
