# Chapter 33: Among Us logic: Fat Impostor

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Veteran was stuck in a vent.Veteran: Help! Help!A pause scene happened. Veteran: Yep. That's me, the hunky ball of muscle and mass you see before your eyes. Soak it in people, that form was sculpted by the Goddess herself. But I guess you're wondering how I got into this situation in the first place, huh? Well, it all started with something completely unrelated, that I would have no way of knowing about. Let's watch.It unpaused on the Airship where both Engineer and Gnome were screaming and running. Engineer: Run faster, babe! If my calculations are correct, his kill cooldown is nearly finished!Gnome: I'm trying, Engi, but I have short beanie legs!Engineer: All of our legs are precisely 8.40625 inches long!Player: (from behind) Come back here!The two screamed again and Player was the one chasing them. Player: Come on, Player! They're the only ones left, just gotta kill one of them and you win!Engineer: This way!Gnome: Are you sure?Engineer: Trust me. Player: Ha, they're going into Ventilation? They'll be cornered! I'm actually gonna do it this time!Engineer and Gnome went into Ventilation and Gnome shut the door before Player could get in. Player: What the? That's new. Okay, they're still trapped in there, I got this. Player swiped the card lock but failed so he did it again but it failed again Meanwhile.Engineer got on the ground and got out some chalk.Engineer: Just gotta do some quick calculations. Player was still trying to open the door. Player: This is it! This is it!Engineer wrote down some math equations.Engineer: Carry the one. The door cracked open a little. Gnome: He's still coming through!Player started to rapidly swiped his card.Player: Open already!Engineer: Accounting for wind resistance. Gnome: Engi!Engineer stood up. Engineer: Got it. (wrapped his arm around Gnome) Hold on tight!Engineer got out a grappling hook.Gnome: Good luck. Engineer fired the grappling hook and swang him and Gnome across before Player got them.Player: What? No! How did you even do that?!Engineer: Skywalker role mod, dump jock.Gnome: Better luck next time, Player.They ran to the meeting room and Player got ejected.Player was the Impostor.Player: Great, another game lost, all thanks to some contrived last-minute change-up that came out of nowhere. I'm so tired of playing with these stupid mods, there's no logic to any of them.
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