Ineffable ~ Good Omens One Sh...

By Rayne_Or_Shine

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~Intro//A/N~
~(art received for this book of one shots)~
Attention [fluff] -Ineffable Husbands-
Buzz [fluff] -Ineffable Bureaucracy-
Little One [fluff] -Ineffable Husbands and Ineffable Bureaucracy-
It's Going to be Alright [Angst w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
It's All Tickity Boo [Angst w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
Don't Ask Questions [Angst wo/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
Experiment (mpreg) [Angst w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
Love Thy Fallen [angst w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
To Dance Amongst The Stars [angst w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
To Dance Amongst The Heavens [angst w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
Heartbroken and Fevered [Angst w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
Too Many Questions [Angst/Fluff w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
Gone So Long? [Angst/Fluff w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
Living In A World Without You [Angst w/o/h/e]
Your Home Is With Me (Angel!Crowley/Raphael) [angst w/h/e]
Bonne Nuit, Mon Ange
Beelzebub? More Like Beelze-blubbering Mess
In The Beginning
I'm Sorry Dear, This Is Not What You Think It Is
It Will Be Okay, Angel
That's A Sin, Gabriel
Just Say You Don't Want Me
~Requests Are Still Open~
Second Chances
I'm Yours
Alone With My Heart
Hush My Dear
In Trusting A Demon
I'm An Angel!
~Another Authors Note~
Home In Your Arms
Tu Es Ma Cure
They Can't Stop Us All
Unable To Say I Love You
Pick Six
Sibling
Holy (lemon)
Turn My World Upside Down
Aziraphale's Coming Home
Are You Dead Yet? Pt.1 (Human! Crowley)
Are You Dead Yet? pt.2
Are You Dead Yet? pt.3
Are You Dead Yet? pt.4
Are You Dead Yet? pt.5
Dashes and Snowfall
Angel Of My Dreams [Angst w/h/e] [Human! Crowley] (Ineffable Husbands)
One Thing [Angst wo/h/e]
~I'm Asking You Stuff Because I Don't Know What To Write~
Text Me! [fluff] (Highschool AU) -Ineffable Husbands-
Text Me! pt 2 [Fluff/Angst w/h/e] (Highschool AU) -Ineffable Husbands-
Welcome To Hell [Fluff] -Ineffable Bureaucracy-
~A/N: Happy Halloween~
They Can't Deny Us Spooks [fluff] (superomens) -ineffable husbands-
Back To My Angel [angst w/h/e] -ineffable husbands-
Sacrifice A Virgin [lemon] -ineffable husbands
He's Got My Eyes (mpreg) [fluff] -ineffable husbands-
Temptation [crack?/lemon] -ineffable husbands-
Full Color [Fluff] -Crowley and Aziraphale-
~Give Me Angst Requests~
~In Which I Tag Some Of You In A Tag Challenge I Create~
Without Wings To Touch The Sky [Angst] -ineffable husbands-
Love Like Winter [angst w/h/e] -ineffable husbands-
Goodnight (poetry) [Fluff/Angst w/o/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
Angel Forming In The Snow [angst w/h/e] -ineffable husbands-
~A/N: Question~
Seven Reasons I Love An Angel [angst w/h/e] -ineffable husbands-
Things Aziraphale Knows [lemon] -ineffable wives-
Fever Dreams [angst w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
~A/N- Rare Updates and In Which I Beg You To Read Odd Timings~
Naked And Afraid (NaA AU) -no main ship except mentions at the end-
Antony, Antony Where Art Thou Antony (Romeo & Juliet AU) Ineffable Husbands pt1
Antony, Antony Where Art Thou Antony pt2
Antony, Antony Where Art Thou Antony pt3
Antony, Antony Where Art Thou Antony pt4
Antony, Antony Where Art Thou Antonty pt5
Always Remember (Religious Cult AU) -Ineffable Husbands- PROLOGUE
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- Chapter One: Dear Anthony
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- Chapter Two: Goodbye Anthony
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- Chapter Four: I'm Going To Be Optimistic
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- chapter 5:Wonderful Days & Miserable Nights
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- Chapter Six: In The Days To Come
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- Chapter Seven: Close Your Eyes
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- Chapter Eight: Amen
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- Chapter Nine:Count To Ten, Say Amen
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- Epilogue: Wedding Bells Ringing
Quarantine (crack lemon) [Human! Covid-19 AU] -Ineffable Husbands-
Serpent Lover (fluff) [Gorgon Crowley x Ghoul Azi AU] -Ineffable Husbands-
If You Really Loved Me [angst] (Human Crowley! AU) -Ineffable Husbands-
If You Really Loved Me Pt.2
Spill Word After Word [angst w/h/e] (Great Depression AU) -Ineffable Husbands-
Don't Open Your Eyes [Angst w/h/e] (WWII AU) -Ineffable Husbands-
Shelter In Place [lemon] (Quarantine AU) -Ineffable Husbands-
Hiss (Fluff) -Ineffable Husbands-
Dream Til' July (fluff) -Ineffable Husbands-
Devil In The Garden (Reverse AU) [fluff] -Ineffable Husbands-
With The Waves (Siren & Sailor AU) [fluff]-ineffable husbands-
Happy Birthday (angst w/h/e) -ineffable husbands-
For Your Entertainment (Top Aziraphale) [lemon] -ineffable husbands-
The Angel and The Playwright (Aziraphale x Oscar Wilde) -idk probs fluff-
I'll Be Home For Christmas -ineffable husbands- (angst w/h/e)

Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- Chapter Three: Precious

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By Rayne_Or_Shine

A/N: TW: all the normal TWs I've used in this book, refusing to eat, throwing up, queer as a slur.

Anthony ran into his house with the tub of ice cream he went out to buy. He carefully put it in the freezer, then went to Beezy's room.

"Beezy, wake up!" Anthony whisper-yelled. It was that kind of annoying, loud whisper, that is essentially purposeless in human interaction.

Beezy woke up. "What?"

"I saw Azira! He was at Walmart!'

Beezy groaned, "Talk to me like a normal human being. You can not just wake me up to tell me you saw Azira- Wait! You saw Azira?"

Anthony turned on the lights and nodded. "I kissed him too. He's different."

"Sit down, tell me what's going on."

Anthony plopped down on Beezy's bed and said, "Okay, so I snuck out to Walmart because I was really tasting ice cream. Well, I was walking to check out, and there Azira was, buying honey. -Honey is what they're going to have while they poison themselves. -Anyways I go and stop him. He was so confused and scared. It was like he was scared I'd get him dirty. I tried to tell him to come with me but he refused. Also I guess he ended up have a son who died. Well Azira ends up crying. He asked me to kiss him, which I did. I no longer crave ice cream, I crave his sweet lips again."

Beezy said, "That's surprising. I guess he has hope but there isn't much time. Like if they're going to die in a month there's not much time to rescue him."

"I thought you didn't want to rescue him."

"Well now I do," Beezy said, "Go get some sleep and we'll figure something out. Turn off the lights on your way out."

Anthony shut off the lights and ran to his room. He jumped on his bed and hugged his pillow. "Azira I'm coming."

Friday

"Anthony, I need you," Azira mumbled as he looked up at the ceiling, "No, I don't. I need the Lord. That's all I need. I don't need Anthony. I just want Anthony. I want indulgence. I can't have that sweet sin."

Azira got out of bed and got ready for the day. Anthony lingered in his mind. The kiss was too sweet. The hug was too warm. It tempted him too much.

"Oh Lord please release him from my mind. I can not stand this. He haunts me every day! Help me! Help me!"

He fell to his knees as he cried out. He was so desperate. It was pure turmoil inside him.

The rest of the day he read his Bible. He prayed. He refused to eat. He threw up a few times. He was so sick with himself. The quicker he could be in Heaven, the quicker he could be free from this horrible sin.

"I'm a sinner. I am a sinner. Oh help me Lord I'm a sinner," Azira softly sang as he cried on the bathroom floor, "Help me. Help me. Oh for I am a sinner."

He threw up again. He continued singing, "In your arms I will be free, but now help me Lord, for I have sinned."

He leaned over the toilet and let the contents of his stomach fall out of his mouth. "Let this sin be free of my body!" Azira cried, "Let me be free! Please!"

He then passed out. Later his father found him on the bathroom floor, and brought him to the church. Azira woke up in the pews.

"You were singing," his father said, "The song."

Azira rubbed his head as he woke up. "I was. I did something sinful last night father. I spoke with a dirty sinner. He made me feel impure. I know I've already been forgiven, and that it's not my fault, but I feel like I'm to blame. I feel nasty."

Azira's father rubbed his back and said, "That's understandable. You are clean though. The rest of the world is dirty. As long as you stay right here, you don't have to be scared of anything. You're alright."

With that Azira didn't wonder anymore about the outside world. He felt clean again.

After a while Azira and his father prayed together. Others who walked into the church also prayed with them. This made Azira feel so pure. He knew that people loved him. He had a family who cared for him. He didn't have to be scared, when he was cared for so well. He had complete trust in everything around him, which was completely different from how he felt last night. He slipped further into believing.

»»-----♡-----««  

Down in the basement Gabriel was with his father.

"Father, we're actually going to get away with this. We'll be rich. Oh poor Azira he's just so willing."

Gabriel's father counted the money he had made from the church. "The boy is going to have the blame on him. He'll be dead though. Dead men can't take their money back."

Gabriel laughed, "The police will never know."

Gabriel's father said, "Cheers son. We are wonderful."

"Wonderful," Gabriel snorted, "That's a stupid, bland word."

"They love it."

"They do."

Gabriel put a hand full of money down on the table. "I can't believe you came up with this."

Gabriel's father said, "Without your help, son, we never would have went this far. Your mother would have ratted us out."

"But she's dead. Don't speak ill of the dead."

"Who cares? She was a bitch."

Gabriel said, "I didn't know her. She was my mother though. You are my father, so obviously I trust you. I hope I'm enough for you."

"You are, son. You are. You're also going to college. Right as soon as we get out you're going to an Ivy League school."

Gabriel laughed, "That's why I'm the only one allowed to get proper schooling. They all have to deal with our arranged school. Private school. They learn things, but all of them are too dumb to really know anything."

"None of them are smart enough to realize what this is."

"Mmhm. It's so good, father, so good."

Gabriel's father asked, "What ever happened to Anthony and Beezy? Have you been keeping tabs on them?"

"Uh, yeah, they were both adopted by the same set of parents. Last night Anthony met up with Azira at Walmart, and they got mad then hugged and kissed and got mad at each other all over again."

"Huh. At least we still have Azira. What ever happened to his eldest sister?"

Gabriel said, "She changed her name to Lillian and moved to Maryland."

"Interesting. She would have been a fine member if she didn't think so much."

Gabriel said, "That's common of the Phales. They think. I'm worried Azira will eventually start to think, but that is being fixed upstairs."

"That's good. As long as we still have him, he's good."

Gabriel nodded and said, 'I'll make sure he doesn't do anything to ruin this."

"Ah yes, if he does start acting up, remind him of who he is. Show him that he's branded, then tell him that's a symbol of God's love. He'll buy it."

"I know he will. He's so stupid. And friendly. Oh my Lord he's friendly. It makes him seem queer and soft. He is queer and soft."

"Is he?"

Gabriel shrugged and sighed, "Definitely queer. Mention Anthony once and watch him. He freaks out and starts sweating. He has nervous patterns and he does all of them. I have no doubt they've banged before. That whole thing last night with the Holy Water was just an act."

"Interesting. He's a good actor. Either that or he's a strong believer, or possibly both."

"I say both. He screams about it all the time. Bible Discussion and Study Meetings are more like public confession when he's around."

Gabriel's father laughed, "Bible Discussion and Study Meetings. Nobody knows what BDSM actually stands for."

Gabriel said, "They can't be having sinful sex, father, for that is... Well a sin. Sodomy."

The two laughed about that and continued to count money. This was all their big happy plan.

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