Ineffable ~ Good Omens One Sh...

By Rayne_Or_Shine

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//REQUESTS ARE OPEN BUT I'LL ONLY DO DETAILED GOOD ONES WITH PROMPTS BECAUSE WRITERS BLOCK// Hey sluts. I sup... More

~Intro//A/N~
~(art received for this book of one shots)~
Attention [fluff] -Ineffable Husbands-
Buzz [fluff] -Ineffable Bureaucracy-
Little One [fluff] -Ineffable Husbands and Ineffable Bureaucracy-
It's Going to be Alright [Angst w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
It's All Tickity Boo [Angst w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
Don't Ask Questions [Angst wo/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
Experiment (mpreg) [Angst w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
Love Thy Fallen [angst w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
To Dance Amongst The Stars [angst w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
To Dance Amongst The Heavens [angst w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
Heartbroken and Fevered [Angst w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
Too Many Questions [Angst/Fluff w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
Gone So Long? [Angst/Fluff w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
Living In A World Without You [Angst w/o/h/e]
Your Home Is With Me (Angel!Crowley/Raphael) [angst w/h/e]
Bonne Nuit, Mon Ange
Beelzebub? More Like Beelze-blubbering Mess
In The Beginning
I'm Sorry Dear, This Is Not What You Think It Is
It Will Be Okay, Angel
That's A Sin, Gabriel
Just Say You Don't Want Me
~Requests Are Still Open~
Second Chances
I'm Yours
Alone With My Heart
Hush My Dear
In Trusting A Demon
I'm An Angel!
~Another Authors Note~
Home In Your Arms
Tu Es Ma Cure
They Can't Stop Us All
Unable To Say I Love You
Pick Six
Sibling
Turn My World Upside Down
Aziraphale's Coming Home
Are You Dead Yet? Pt.1 (Human! Crowley)
Are You Dead Yet? pt.2
Are You Dead Yet? pt.3
Are You Dead Yet? pt.4
Are You Dead Yet? pt.5
Dashes and Snowfall
Angel Of My Dreams [Angst w/h/e] [Human! Crowley] (Ineffable Husbands)
One Thing [Angst wo/h/e]
~I'm Asking You Stuff Because I Don't Know What To Write~
Text Me! [fluff] (Highschool AU) -Ineffable Husbands-
Text Me! pt 2 [Fluff/Angst w/h/e] (Highschool AU) -Ineffable Husbands-
Welcome To Hell [Fluff] -Ineffable Bureaucracy-
~A/N: Happy Halloween~
They Can't Deny Us Spooks [fluff] (superomens) -ineffable husbands-
Back To My Angel [angst w/h/e] -ineffable husbands-
Sacrifice A Virgin [lemon] -ineffable husbands
He's Got My Eyes (mpreg) [fluff] -ineffable husbands-
Temptation [crack?/lemon] -ineffable husbands-
Full Color [Fluff] -Crowley and Aziraphale-
~Give Me Angst Requests~
~In Which I Tag Some Of You In A Tag Challenge I Create~
Without Wings To Touch The Sky [Angst] -ineffable husbands-
Love Like Winter [angst w/h/e] -ineffable husbands-
Goodnight (poetry) [Fluff/Angst w/o/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
Angel Forming In The Snow [angst w/h/e] -ineffable husbands-
~A/N: Question~
Seven Reasons I Love An Angel [angst w/h/e] -ineffable husbands-
Things Aziraphale Knows [lemon] -ineffable wives-
Fever Dreams [angst w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
~A/N- Rare Updates and In Which I Beg You To Read Odd Timings~
Naked And Afraid (NaA AU) -no main ship except mentions at the end-
Antony, Antony Where Art Thou Antony (Romeo & Juliet AU) Ineffable Husbands pt1
Antony, Antony Where Art Thou Antony pt2
Antony, Antony Where Art Thou Antony pt3
Antony, Antony Where Art Thou Antony pt4
Antony, Antony Where Art Thou Antonty pt5
Always Remember (Religious Cult AU) -Ineffable Husbands- PROLOGUE
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- Chapter One: Dear Anthony
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- Chapter Two: Goodbye Anthony
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- Chapter Three: Precious
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- Chapter Four: I'm Going To Be Optimistic
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- chapter 5:Wonderful Days & Miserable Nights
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- Chapter Six: In The Days To Come
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- Chapter Seven: Close Your Eyes
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- Chapter Eight: Amen
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- Chapter Nine:Count To Ten, Say Amen
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- Epilogue: Wedding Bells Ringing
Quarantine (crack lemon) [Human! Covid-19 AU] -Ineffable Husbands-
Serpent Lover (fluff) [Gorgon Crowley x Ghoul Azi AU] -Ineffable Husbands-
If You Really Loved Me [angst] (Human Crowley! AU) -Ineffable Husbands-
If You Really Loved Me Pt.2
Spill Word After Word [angst w/h/e] (Great Depression AU) -Ineffable Husbands-
Don't Open Your Eyes [Angst w/h/e] (WWII AU) -Ineffable Husbands-
Shelter In Place [lemon] (Quarantine AU) -Ineffable Husbands-
Hiss (Fluff) -Ineffable Husbands-
Dream Til' July (fluff) -Ineffable Husbands-
Devil In The Garden (Reverse AU) [fluff] -Ineffable Husbands-
With The Waves (Siren & Sailor AU) [fluff]-ineffable husbands-
Happy Birthday (angst w/h/e) -ineffable husbands-
For Your Entertainment (Top Aziraphale) [lemon] -ineffable husbands-
The Angel and The Playwright (Aziraphale x Oscar Wilde) -idk probs fluff-
I'll Be Home For Christmas -ineffable husbands- (angst w/h/e)

Holy (lemon)

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By Rayne_Or_Shine

A/N: Hi, it's your notably ace author about to write you a steamy chapter because I haven't updated like I should and honestly spicy chapters usually get more reads. So if this stuff makes you uncomfortable, please skip it. Also forgive me if this is absolute shit, especially since it's not my thing for multiple reasons. May delete this chapter later too.

Aziraphale smiled softly at Crowley, who had a slight blush on his cheeks as they walked to the bedroom of the bookshop. He could see the way his demon's heart exploded for him. The two of them had decided that they were ready for something more.

"Angel, how are we going to do this?" Crowley asked as he pushed his bedroom door open. This earned a slight reaction from Aziraphale.

"Well Crowley, if we make a point to do so we can do it like humans," Aziraphale said as he let his eyes drift down to Crowley's crotch, "But you already seem to have figured that out."

Crowley smiled softly and sighed, "I know that angel. What I'm saying is- well I don't know how to word this."

The angel strutted through the door and sat on his bed.

"Don't worry my dear, I don't care about your preferences for pleasure."

A deep blush rose to the demon's cheeks. He sat down beside Aziraphale, nodding as he said, "I'd like to try to make you feel good. Please let me do things to you."

Aziraphale kissed him softly as Crowley began to pin him to the bed.

"Not too fast now Crowley."

Another kiss was shared between the two lovers. This one was more deep, more passionate, more intimate. The two were needy for each other.

Crowley felt around for all of Aziraphale's soft curves, before unbuttoning his angel's vest and shirt. From there kisses were placed all over Aziraphale's top half.

At this point Aziraphale was hesitantly trying to slip Crowley's shirt off.

"Don't worry angel. I'll get that for you."

To Aziraphale's shock, all of Crowley's clothes but his underwear had been miracled off. The two smiled at each other before Crowley went back to kissing all over Aziraphale. Sometimes when Crowley found just the right spot on Aziraphale's neck, he'd hear a soft moan from his angel.

It was a lovely moan but Crowley knew there was better. He tugged down Aziraphale's pants, only to discover his angel wasn't wearing anything underneath.

"You should have said something, angel. I hope I'm not going too fast."

Aziraphale blushed and said, "I want this. Please Crowley, make me feel good."

That broke Crowley inside. He couldn't hold himself back.

"Okay Aziraphale, I will."

Aziraphale grabbed the hems of Crowley's underwear, pulling them down. "Give me something to be excited about too."

Crowley nodded and sighed, "Now I'm not experienced at all."

"First time for both of us, Crowley. Relax, you don't have to be perfect, you just have to be the wonderful person I love. You're more than what I could ever ask for."

Crowley kissed Aziraphale passionately then whispered, "I'll try to."

Aziraphale grabbed Crowley's hand and began to suck on two of his fingers. Once he finished he said, "I've read a few books, I know what I'm doing."

Crowley slowly nodded as he sighed, "I do too. Turn around."

Aziraphale did so, adding a little emphasis on his position. He moaned as Crowley placed a finger inside of him. The next finger was more of a yelp.

"Angel, I have to get you nice and stretched."

Aziraphale adjusted to the feel of Crowley's fingers. It was different than what he thought it would be like, but definitely a likeable sensation. He let Crowley stretch him in a comfortable manner.

"Hey Crowley, whenever you're ready I think I can handle something more."

Crowley took his fingers out of Aziraphale, which made the angel whine.

"Shh, Aziraphale I'm just getting ready," Crowley whispered as he repositioned Aziraphale. He loved feeling every single one of his angel's smooth curves. He loved looking down at the angel on his back, staring up at him softly, just as much as he did feeling him.

Aziraphale begged, "Please Crowley, I want you!"

Crowley kissed Aziraphale as he lined himself up.

"As you wish, mon ange."

Aziraphale could feel Crowley thrust into him, which made him moan loudly. He clenched around Crowley's dick and cried, "That- fuck- owe, keep going make me feel better!"

Crowley began to thrust back and forth, feeling Aziraphale become less tense as he went on. He could hear it too, Aziraphale was moaning Crowley's name like there was no tomorrow. That was until he cried, "Crowley my stomach- it- something just!"

He moaned loudly as he hit his peak. It felt terrible, yet wonderful to him.

"Me too angel!" Crowley moaned as he released inside Aziraphale. The two were hardly able to control their selves. They could hardly stand the feeling of such closeness. It was ineffable.

Crowley loved seeing Aziraphale so pleased. It was a wonderful sight to see him so amazed, especially after he finished his high.

He pulled out of Aziraphale and laid beside him.

"Crowley, that was lovely. We'll have to do it again sometime."

A smile was plastered on Aziraphale's face. He could feel the love radiating off of Crowley. He pecked Crowley's cheek and whispered, "Thank you."

Crowley hugged Aziraphale and said, "No, thank you angel. I love you so much."

"I love you too Crowley."

A/N:

This is for 1.69K votes. Also thank you for so many reads. I lose it every day over the amount of reads.

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