A/N: So there was this whole comment chain and people said they'd love to see Gabriel getting roasted... I accepted it as a request.
Requested by: Artbl0k3, ruizloverjan1175, and Ellenqueen01
Aziraphale was sprawled out on the floor of his shop. He had a thick book in his hands, and a mug of cocoa beside him. Crowley was laying on the couch, looking at his laptop. He happened to be scrolling through his Patreon account, looking at all the money he'd received to go towards his 'Kill Gabriel' project.
Patreon was one of the demon's greatest internet inventions yet, besides Tumblr of course.
Now of course most demons would enjoy seeing Gabriel's head on a stick. Crowley planned on actually making that happen. All he needed was enough money to get a work visa into Heaven.
He was most certainly working. Working on protecting his precious angel.
Little did the fallen angel know that Gabriel was busting into the book shop at that very moment. Of course he was surprised when he heard, "Aziraphale! If I recall right, your current orders were to come get your prinipalic arse back into Heaven! There's paperwork now!"
Aziraphale sat up and smacked his book closed. Crowley had already got up. He did plan on killing Gabirel right then and there.
The arch angel shouted, "You know I pride myself on how I keep track of angels."
Aziraphale nervously laughed, "Well you pride yourself on lots of things, Gabriel."
Crowley tried to charge towards Gabriel at that moment. Unfortunately the demon missed and accidentally ran into a wall. Both angels in the room stared at the demon against the wall. Gabriel smirked at Aziraphale and said, "Your demon boyfriend seems pretty stupid. He's wearing sunglasses indoors and just ran into a wall."
Crowley pushed himself away from the wall and said, "I'm not stupid. You're stupid. You're going to hurt Aziraphale!"
Crowley charged at Gabriel again, pushing him into the wall. Aziraphale sighed, knowing he'd have to figure out how to fix the wall.
Gabriel couldn't help but laugh at Crowley.
"Silly demon, you fell, and I didn't. I am very full of pride for not falling. I'm like so great! Look at me!"
Crowley slapped Gabriel and growled, "Pride is a sin, Gabriel. It's a deadly one too."
Gabriel looked at Aziraphale and mouthed, "Is it?"
Aziraphale shrugged, keeping a straight face. Yes, he knew it was a sin, but he didn't really care. As long as he wasn't found out, he'd be alright.
Crowley said, "You are sinning such a deadly sin, Gabriel. I'd think arch angel's are better than that. Turns out I was wrong."
Gabriel sighed, "Oh, I really need to fix this. I promise if you let me go, I won't mess with Aziraphale or you forever. You especially."
Crowley took off his sunglasses and said, "I'd hope so. I'll be coming for you someday."
The demon let Gabriel go. Both Aziraphale and Crowley loved seeing Gabriel so afraid.
After a few minutes Aziraphale settled back into reading, and Crowley shunned himself for not killing Gabriel. On the other side of things, Gabriel was letting out his panic. He was practically screaming about it to Uriel.
By the time night fell, Gabriel had began to deny it was a sin and claimed that he had never sinned in his life. Ever.
He claimed that up until the day Crowley got enough money to get a Heavenly Work Visa. That was the day Gabriel died. Aziraphale enjoyed watching Gabriel go down in flames, screaming about how he was not dying a sinner.
Immediately after Crowley whispered to Aziraphale, "Murder is a sin."
The angel smirked and said, "Well you're the demon. Such a dirty sinner, huh? Perhaps we could participate in the sin of gluttony and go to All You Can Eat Chinese?"
"Sounds very tempting, angel."