Ineffable ~ Good Omens One Sh...

By Rayne_Or_Shine

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//REQUESTS ARE OPEN BUT I'LL ONLY DO DETAILED GOOD ONES WITH PROMPTS BECAUSE WRITERS BLOCK// Hey sluts. I sup... More

~Intro//A/N~
~(art received for this book of one shots)~
Attention [fluff] -Ineffable Husbands-
Buzz [fluff] -Ineffable Bureaucracy-
Little One [fluff] -Ineffable Husbands and Ineffable Bureaucracy-
It's Going to be Alright [Angst w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
It's All Tickity Boo [Angst w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
Don't Ask Questions [Angst wo/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
Experiment (mpreg) [Angst w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
To Dance Amongst The Stars [angst w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
To Dance Amongst The Heavens [angst w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
Heartbroken and Fevered [Angst w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
Too Many Questions [Angst/Fluff w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
Gone So Long? [Angst/Fluff w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
Living In A World Without You [Angst w/o/h/e]
Your Home Is With Me (Angel!Crowley/Raphael) [angst w/h/e]
Bonne Nuit, Mon Ange
Beelzebub? More Like Beelze-blubbering Mess
In The Beginning
I'm Sorry Dear, This Is Not What You Think It Is
It Will Be Okay, Angel
That's A Sin, Gabriel
Just Say You Don't Want Me
~Requests Are Still Open~
Second Chances
I'm Yours
Alone With My Heart
Hush My Dear
In Trusting A Demon
I'm An Angel!
~Another Authors Note~
Home In Your Arms
Tu Es Ma Cure
They Can't Stop Us All
Unable To Say I Love You
Pick Six
Sibling
Holy (lemon)
Turn My World Upside Down
Aziraphale's Coming Home
Are You Dead Yet? Pt.1 (Human! Crowley)
Are You Dead Yet? pt.2
Are You Dead Yet? pt.3
Are You Dead Yet? pt.4
Are You Dead Yet? pt.5
Dashes and Snowfall
Angel Of My Dreams [Angst w/h/e] [Human! Crowley] (Ineffable Husbands)
One Thing [Angst wo/h/e]
~I'm Asking You Stuff Because I Don't Know What To Write~
Text Me! [fluff] (Highschool AU) -Ineffable Husbands-
Text Me! pt 2 [Fluff/Angst w/h/e] (Highschool AU) -Ineffable Husbands-
Welcome To Hell [Fluff] -Ineffable Bureaucracy-
~A/N: Happy Halloween~
They Can't Deny Us Spooks [fluff] (superomens) -ineffable husbands-
Back To My Angel [angst w/h/e] -ineffable husbands-
Sacrifice A Virgin [lemon] -ineffable husbands
He's Got My Eyes (mpreg) [fluff] -ineffable husbands-
Temptation [crack?/lemon] -ineffable husbands-
Full Color [Fluff] -Crowley and Aziraphale-
~Give Me Angst Requests~
~In Which I Tag Some Of You In A Tag Challenge I Create~
Without Wings To Touch The Sky [Angst] -ineffable husbands-
Love Like Winter [angst w/h/e] -ineffable husbands-
Goodnight (poetry) [Fluff/Angst w/o/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
Angel Forming In The Snow [angst w/h/e] -ineffable husbands-
~A/N: Question~
Seven Reasons I Love An Angel [angst w/h/e] -ineffable husbands-
Things Aziraphale Knows [lemon] -ineffable wives-
Fever Dreams [angst w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
~A/N- Rare Updates and In Which I Beg You To Read Odd Timings~
Naked And Afraid (NaA AU) -no main ship except mentions at the end-
Antony, Antony Where Art Thou Antony (Romeo & Juliet AU) Ineffable Husbands pt1
Antony, Antony Where Art Thou Antony pt2
Antony, Antony Where Art Thou Antony pt3
Antony, Antony Where Art Thou Antony pt4
Antony, Antony Where Art Thou Antonty pt5
Always Remember (Religious Cult AU) -Ineffable Husbands- PROLOGUE
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- Chapter One: Dear Anthony
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- Chapter Two: Goodbye Anthony
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- Chapter Three: Precious
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- Chapter Four: I'm Going To Be Optimistic
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- chapter 5:Wonderful Days & Miserable Nights
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- Chapter Six: In The Days To Come
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- Chapter Seven: Close Your Eyes
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- Chapter Eight: Amen
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- Chapter Nine:Count To Ten, Say Amen
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- Epilogue: Wedding Bells Ringing
Quarantine (crack lemon) [Human! Covid-19 AU] -Ineffable Husbands-
Serpent Lover (fluff) [Gorgon Crowley x Ghoul Azi AU] -Ineffable Husbands-
If You Really Loved Me [angst] (Human Crowley! AU) -Ineffable Husbands-
If You Really Loved Me Pt.2
Spill Word After Word [angst w/h/e] (Great Depression AU) -Ineffable Husbands-
Don't Open Your Eyes [Angst w/h/e] (WWII AU) -Ineffable Husbands-
Shelter In Place [lemon] (Quarantine AU) -Ineffable Husbands-
Hiss (Fluff) -Ineffable Husbands-
Dream Til' July (fluff) -Ineffable Husbands-
Devil In The Garden (Reverse AU) [fluff] -Ineffable Husbands-
With The Waves (Siren & Sailor AU) [fluff]-ineffable husbands-
Happy Birthday (angst w/h/e) -ineffable husbands-
For Your Entertainment (Top Aziraphale) [lemon] -ineffable husbands-
The Angel and The Playwright (Aziraphale x Oscar Wilde) -idk probs fluff-
I'll Be Home For Christmas -ineffable husbands- (angst w/h/e)

Love Thy Fallen [angst w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-

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A/N: Pencilpoint requested:

"Azi, don't cry. Please, I'm begging you."

Aziraphale sniffled in Crawley's arms. "You can't be going. You're my best friend. I need you."


Everyone knew the purge was coming. Nobody knew who was falling except for God, The Metatron and the arch angel Gabriel. Crawley, being the snoop that he is, just so happened to listen to a conversion they were having over who would fall and who wouldn't. Crawley heard his given angel name, and immediately told Aziraphale.

The two were inseparable, and everyone knew that. Even God herself knew it. They both were put into the Ineffable Plan. God didn't play games with the universe, but she didn't write the whole thing about Aziraphale and Crawley down on her Ineffable Notepad. Really the only thing about Crawley that was wrote down on the notepad was that by the time Armaged-dont-you-fucking-dare came Crawley would be going by the name Crowley.

Now God, being God, didn't exactly find herself thrilled with Aziraphale and Crawley's codependent relationship. The Ineffable Plan called for six thousand year slow burn, not their unexpected clingyness to each other. Crawley falling would break that up just fine.

So, the purge happened that afternoon. Any angel who had ever questioned anything or was deemed rebellious was to fall. One moment Crawley was in Aziraphale's arms, and the next he vaguely sauntering downwards into a burning pit of sulfur.

Aziraphale was suddenly alone for the first time in forever. He knew he couldn't handle it.

That night he requested to talk to God. He personally had never had much business talking to God, but this was a serious matter. The lucky angel, got to see her.

"Aziraphale?"

Aziraphale stepped into God's throne room.

"M'lord I have a serious issue to talk to you about. I'm sure that you're a very all mighty and loving so-"

"Aziraphale, I know this is concerning Crawley," The Almighty said. She gazed at Aziraphale, who had a shocked look on his face. She just sighed, "Oh Zira, please tell me you know that everyone knows that you have some kind of dependency on him."

Aziraphale quickly responded, "No I'm not exactly dependent on him. It's more of a-"

God sighed, "Aziraphale, you're a terrible liar. Look at yourself. You need to learn to live without your security angel, because he's a demon now."

Aziraphale muttered an apology to God. She smiled and said, "Now, I'm sure this isn't what you want to hear, but Crawley won't be coming back."

The angel almost started crying. He needed Crawley. He honestly didn't mean to say the words but they flew from his mouth.

"Well, in this case All Mighty, I've all ready fallen."

God tilted her head to the side. "How so?"

"I've fallen in love with Crawley, and I will fall to be with him if it means I can continue love him."

God bluntly sighed, "No, Aziraphale, you're not going to fall. You falling isn't part of the Great Plan."

Aziraphale stared God in the eyes and asked, "Why's that? Why does there have to be a Great Plan? Who says it's so great?"

"You're not supposed to ask questions about the Great Plan. Just follow the orders. That's why you're here."

Aziraphale knew that if he kept asking he'd get kicked out of Heaven. The angel just sat on the floor and asked, "Who made you God? Why do you get to be so All Mighty? Why do you get to write the Great Plan?"

"Enough!"

The room fell completely silent until Aziraphale asked, "Why do you keep playing games?"

God snapped her fingers and Aziraphale was sent plumiting. His feathers started to burn and he could feel himself changing somehow. There's something about a person that changes when they're plumiting into sulfur.

Aziraphale was scared he'd hit the ground. It was quite the good thing that Crawley was there to break his fall.

"Azi, what are you going here?" Crawley asked. Aziraphale smiled and hugged him.

"I fell because I loved you. Now I'm going to love you forever"

Crawley smiled and kissed Aziraphale.

"I'm going to love you forever too."

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