Ineffable ~ Good Omens One Sh...

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//REQUESTS ARE OPEN BUT I'LL ONLY DO DETAILED GOOD ONES WITH PROMPTS BECAUSE WRITERS BLOCK// Hey sluts. I sup... Plus

~Intro//A/N~
~(art received for this book of one shots)~
Attention [fluff] -Ineffable Husbands-
Buzz [fluff] -Ineffable Bureaucracy-
Little One [fluff] -Ineffable Husbands and Ineffable Bureaucracy-
It's Going to be Alright [Angst w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
It's All Tickity Boo [Angst w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
Don't Ask Questions [Angst wo/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
Love Thy Fallen [angst w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
To Dance Amongst The Stars [angst w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
To Dance Amongst The Heavens [angst w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
Heartbroken and Fevered [Angst w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
Too Many Questions [Angst/Fluff w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
Gone So Long? [Angst/Fluff w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
Living In A World Without You [Angst w/o/h/e]
Your Home Is With Me (Angel!Crowley/Raphael) [angst w/h/e]
Bonne Nuit, Mon Ange
Beelzebub? More Like Beelze-blubbering Mess
In The Beginning
I'm Sorry Dear, This Is Not What You Think It Is
It Will Be Okay, Angel
That's A Sin, Gabriel
Just Say You Don't Want Me
~Requests Are Still Open~
Second Chances
I'm Yours
Alone With My Heart
Hush My Dear
In Trusting A Demon
I'm An Angel!
~Another Authors Note~
Home In Your Arms
Tu Es Ma Cure
They Can't Stop Us All
Unable To Say I Love You
Pick Six
Sibling
Holy (lemon)
Turn My World Upside Down
Aziraphale's Coming Home
Are You Dead Yet? Pt.1 (Human! Crowley)
Are You Dead Yet? pt.2
Are You Dead Yet? pt.3
Are You Dead Yet? pt.4
Are You Dead Yet? pt.5
Dashes and Snowfall
Angel Of My Dreams [Angst w/h/e] [Human! Crowley] (Ineffable Husbands)
One Thing [Angst wo/h/e]
~I'm Asking You Stuff Because I Don't Know What To Write~
Text Me! [fluff] (Highschool AU) -Ineffable Husbands-
Text Me! pt 2 [Fluff/Angst w/h/e] (Highschool AU) -Ineffable Husbands-
Welcome To Hell [Fluff] -Ineffable Bureaucracy-
~A/N: Happy Halloween~
They Can't Deny Us Spooks [fluff] (superomens) -ineffable husbands-
Back To My Angel [angst w/h/e] -ineffable husbands-
Sacrifice A Virgin [lemon] -ineffable husbands
He's Got My Eyes (mpreg) [fluff] -ineffable husbands-
Temptation [crack?/lemon] -ineffable husbands-
Full Color [Fluff] -Crowley and Aziraphale-
~Give Me Angst Requests~
~In Which I Tag Some Of You In A Tag Challenge I Create~
Without Wings To Touch The Sky [Angst] -ineffable husbands-
Love Like Winter [angst w/h/e] -ineffable husbands-
Goodnight (poetry) [Fluff/Angst w/o/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
Angel Forming In The Snow [angst w/h/e] -ineffable husbands-
~A/N: Question~
Seven Reasons I Love An Angel [angst w/h/e] -ineffable husbands-
Things Aziraphale Knows [lemon] -ineffable wives-
Fever Dreams [angst w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-
~A/N- Rare Updates and In Which I Beg You To Read Odd Timings~
Naked And Afraid (NaA AU) -no main ship except mentions at the end-
Antony, Antony Where Art Thou Antony (Romeo & Juliet AU) Ineffable Husbands pt1
Antony, Antony Where Art Thou Antony pt2
Antony, Antony Where Art Thou Antony pt3
Antony, Antony Where Art Thou Antony pt4
Antony, Antony Where Art Thou Antonty pt5
Always Remember (Religious Cult AU) -Ineffable Husbands- PROLOGUE
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- Chapter One: Dear Anthony
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- Chapter Two: Goodbye Anthony
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- Chapter Three: Precious
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- Chapter Four: I'm Going To Be Optimistic
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- chapter 5:Wonderful Days & Miserable Nights
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- Chapter Six: In The Days To Come
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- Chapter Seven: Close Your Eyes
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- Chapter Eight: Amen
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- Chapter Nine:Count To Ten, Say Amen
Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- Epilogue: Wedding Bells Ringing
Quarantine (crack lemon) [Human! Covid-19 AU] -Ineffable Husbands-
Serpent Lover (fluff) [Gorgon Crowley x Ghoul Azi AU] -Ineffable Husbands-
If You Really Loved Me [angst] (Human Crowley! AU) -Ineffable Husbands-
If You Really Loved Me Pt.2
Spill Word After Word [angst w/h/e] (Great Depression AU) -Ineffable Husbands-
Don't Open Your Eyes [Angst w/h/e] (WWII AU) -Ineffable Husbands-
Shelter In Place [lemon] (Quarantine AU) -Ineffable Husbands-
Hiss (Fluff) -Ineffable Husbands-
Dream Til' July (fluff) -Ineffable Husbands-
Devil In The Garden (Reverse AU) [fluff] -Ineffable Husbands-
With The Waves (Siren & Sailor AU) [fluff]-ineffable husbands-
Happy Birthday (angst w/h/e) -ineffable husbands-
For Your Entertainment (Top Aziraphale) [lemon] -ineffable husbands-
The Angel and The Playwright (Aziraphale x Oscar Wilde) -idk probs fluff-
I'll Be Home For Christmas -ineffable husbands- (angst w/h/e)

Experiment (mpreg) [Angst w/h/e] -Ineffable Husbands-

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Par Rayne_Or_Shine

A/N: I suppose I need to throw a trigger warning here. Also, this is the longest one shot yet. I really did like writing this.

_lara_061003 requested:

"Aziraphale!"

Aziraphale woke up in Crowley's arms, not that the demon could tell. The angel was hurting. A painful sensation covered Aziraphale's body. His ears were ringing. Something smelt terrible. He didn't remember what had happened to him. It would take him hours to realize that he was locked away in a cell in Heaven.

Crowley knew exactly what had happened.

Being kidnapped by angels and dragged into Heaven is terrible as it is. Being beaten by angels is worse. Everything that comes after is worse than anything Hell has in Crowley's opinion. In Hell they would never have done what they did to poor Aziraphale. Surprisingly demons have morals. What happened to Aziraphale was not morally right.

"Aziraphale, come on, please! I can't loose you!"

Crowley looked down at Aziraphale's discolored, bruised and bloodied face. Gasoline covered Aziraphale's wings. His eyes were almost completely swollen shut. Crowley was battered too, but not to the level Aziraphale was.

He couldn't loose his angel. Not now, not ever.

Crowley sobbed, "I need you. Aziraphale I need you. Please wake up. Give me a sign. For god- sata- for fuck's sake I need you. I love you."

It was at that point when the arch angel, Gabriel walked up to the cell and laughed, "Are you having fun in there with your joke of an angel?"

Crowley growled, "Some day I'm going to kill you with Hell Fire. I'm going to make it hurt real bad. Do you hear me?"

Gabriel responded, "I'd love to see you try. Now please, shut your mouth and stop crying already. We need to see your boyfriend anyways. Just for a second. We'll bring him right back."

Crowley stood up, Aziraphale still in his arms.

"You're not doing anything with him. Not anymore."

Gabriel shook his head and sighed, "You know, I can do stuff to you. I can break your will, Raphael."

"It's Anthony J. Crowley now."

"You questioned the great plan. You just had to. You were the angel of healing. Don't you wish that you could heal your angel up now? You're soft, like him. Also a major screw up, just like him."

Crowley's eyes started to water again. He shouted, "You can talk bad about me! I'm a demon! You on the other hand will not talk bad about Aziraphale."

"Then hand him over!"

It was at this point when Aziraphale whispered, "Crowley?"

Not that Crowley could hear him.

Gabriel had unlocked the cell.

"Know what, we'll let you go if you hand him over."

"No, I will never leave him."

Gabriel looked Crowley in the eye and said, "We'll see about that," before mumbling words that would exercise a demon. Unfortunately for Gabriel he did not know how to exorcise a demon. Crowley only felt a slight urge to do some unnecessary jogging.

Crowley, is a demon, no doubt about it. He is supposed to do the wrong thing, the over all wrong thing. There's nothing stopping him from sprinkling a little goodness in.

It was a shock to Gabirel when Crowley shouted, "Fine you can have him! Just don't hurt him anymore, please!"

Crowley handed Aziraphale over to Gabriel. If Aziraphale could have moved, he would have been furious that he was being carried by Gabriel. Unfortunately, he could only make soft noises that nobody could hear.

Crowley always comes up with a plan A and a plan B. That's how he works. In this particular situation, his plan A was to turn into a snake and get out of there. If that was successful, he'd slither out, go bite Gabriel and run off with Aziraphale.

Unfortunately, plan A didn't work. Crowley was too big of a snake to squeeze through the bars.

Plan B worked.

Sometimes it just takes a bit of imagination. Maybe perhaps, Gabriel forgot to lock the cell again. Maybe perhaps, Gabriel forgot to tie his shoe. Maybe perhaps, Crowley knew what he was doing when he ran through the hallways of Heaven.

Crowley generally knew what he was doing. He's a very optimistic kind of person, and likes to believe that whatever he's doing he's doing it right.

Crowley was optimistic about finding Aziraphale. That happened, and was quite the good thing. Gabriel had Aziraphale strapped down to an operation table. It shattered Crowley's heart to see Aziraphale laying there like that.

Crowley didn't hesitate to shove Gabriel into the wall. Yes, shoving people into plum into walls was his thing, and this was the over all mean thing he did to protect Aziraphale. Aziraphale is a completely different story. Crowley is much softer with Aziraphale. Against the wall is much better for Aziraphale.

Crowley didn't plan on shoving Aziraphale against anything any time soon. He was afraid to touch the tattered angel as it was.

Crowley worked quickly and efficiently, removing the angel from the table. It didn't take long for Crowley to find his way out of Heaven. It was the angels that chased him that caused him issues.

Once he got to the door though, all of them had been left far behind.

It was shortly after that when Crowley had Aziraphale all wrapped up in blankets, on his bed. There wasn't many other places to put an injured angel.

It was around dinner time when Crowley had assembled all the stuff to clean Aziraphale's wounds with. By this point, Aziraphale was quite awake. To see the angel awake made Crowley feel a whole lot better.

Crowley wasn't afraid to fix up Aziraphale. He used to be an angel, and fixing other angels was a specialty of his. It made him feel incredibly bad to know that he would be disobeying his side, if his side even cared. He liked the feeling of being bad.

Aziraphale would have liked to say something about how nice Crowley was being, but talking seemed like a nightmare. All Aziraphale had the strength to do was hold Crowley's hand.

It felt like hours before Crowley was finished. Cleaning gasoline out of feathers was more difficult than Crowley thought it would be. Another thing that was harder than thought was the fact that Crowley had to tell Aziraphale a big thing.

It was very simple in Crowley's mind, but when lying on a bed, next to a beaten angel, some things were not that easy to explain. Upon closer inspection Crowley discovered that Aziraphale was asleep. This was a good thing. The angel needed rest. Crowley felt like some rest too.

The next morning when Aziraphale's woke up, Crowley wasn't there. This was slightly alarming to Aziraphale. Crowley was just under the bed. One would ask, what is a demon doing under the bed. Children are told there's monsters under their beds, and Crowley is a demon. This wasn't why he was there. He was in his snake form, and for Crowley, laying there was quite pleasant. Sleep was quite nice.

What a shame that it didn't last long because Aziraphale accidentally stepped on his tail when getting out of bed.

Crowley needed to wake up anyways. His angel was awake, and very confused. It didn't take all that long for Crowley to turn back into his human form.

Aziraphale was too dizzy to walk, so Crowley insisted that he needed to lay down. After that Crowley got Aziraphale tea, and made it more sweet than the angel preferred it. This was a supposed evil act of Crowley.

Another evil act of Crowley was sitting on the bed and cuddling with the angel.

"Crowley, what happened?" Aziraphale asked. Crowley didn't know how to explain. He knew what he had to say though.

"They kidnapped us, and did all sorts of things. They did all kinds of experiments on us. I hate to tell you, but you're pregnant."

Aziraphale's bruised eyes lit up in shock. It took him a moment to process the information.

"I'm what?" he asked. Crowley sighed, "Not my fault but it's out child. Heaven is a weird place now. Not like I remember it."

Aziraphale leaned his head against Crowley's chest. He muttered, "You were Raphael?"

Crowley sighed, "Yes, but I don't want to talk about it. I'm not the same anymore. I thought you were unconscious."

Aziraphale said, "I know you're not the same. You're a demon. You saved me."

Crowley responded, "It's nothing. It's just what I do for you, angel."

"Crowley, promise me that you'll always be here."

"I'd never want to leave. I guess now we'll have a family, but I've always had you."

There were plenty of moments like that throughout the term of the pregnancy. Aziraphale found himself relaxed by back massages and comfort foods. Crowley was there with him through all of it.

It was precisely nine months later when Aziraphale ended up in labor. Unfortunately, Crowley was out baby shopping. Leaving Aziraphale alone did worry Crowley. He always knew when something was wrong with his angel, he just didn't always know what. It took him about thirty minutes to finish shopping and get home. It was quite the shocker for him to find Aziraphale on the floor in labor.

Most people would think Crowley would freak out. He's the kind of person that the younger generation describes as "extra", which is quite true. Crowley was not extra in this situation though. He decided that he needed to be relaxed, so Aziraphale would be relaxed.

Aziraphale was anything but relaxed.

It was a grueling two hours of anything, but a human birth.

It felt like the world's biggest relief when the babies were finally born. Aziraphale and Crowley had expected twins. What they hadn't expected was that there can be a pure mix of angel and demon. Both babies had fuzzy grey wings and blue snake eyes. Their eyes stayed blue. The babies also were ginger. This was something Crowley was particularly proud of.

At the end of the day Aziraphale and Crowley laid on the bed, their children bundled, clean and being held. It was perfect.

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