After my dad and I got our Mickey Mouse ears, and everyone else was ready, we all went outside and took separate cars. Me, Joey, my dad, Dita, Twiggy, Kimberly, Ben, and Amii took my dad’s car. Wednesday, Elizabeth, Piggy, Vicky, Eric, Amaranth, Acey, and Azrael took Wednesday’s car. John, Riina, Madeline, Pogo, Ginger, and Corey took John’s car. The rest of the guys didn’t feel like coming so they just stayed at the house. Then we began our drive to Disneyland. I was sitting by the window looking outside while Joey had his arm around me. Twiggy and Kimberly were in the backseat making out and next to them was Amii and Ben who were talking about what ice cream flavor was the best. Then of course there was my dad driving and Dita looking for a CD to play on the stereo.
“mmmmmmm…I don’t know many of these bands so I’m gonna put one of your band’s albums” Dita said happily as she picked a CD out from the CD case and put it inside the CD player and it was the Golden Age Of Grotesque and soon ‘This is The New Shit’ started playing.
“yay! I love this song!” Kimberly, Amii, and I all yelled at the same time.
“you guys love that song?!” we yelled in unison again
“yeah!” we yelled again and then laughed.
“yes, I know I’m a genius! I make songs that make people shout out in unison!” my dad said proudly.
“uh yea sure dad” I said patting his head.
“uuuuuuuuggghh shiiiiit!” my dad yelled
“what?! I just fucking patted you! Its not like I messed up your hair cuz your mouse ears ARE covering your hair—duh!” I said
“no its not that—there's fucking traffic!” he whined as he came to a stop and started hitting his head with the wheel.
“oh its ok hun I’m sure it’ll end soon” Dita said
“no this shit never ends! Why do people have to be so damn stupid to drive and crash only to cause traffic?!” my dad yelled as he started honking the horn.
“c’mon you pussies! Go faster!” my dad yelled out from the window.
“yelling won’t make the cars go faster ya know” Twiggy said laughing
“oh yes it will!” my dad yelled honking the horn over and over again and started yelling profanities but the cars still didn’t move. Then the car on front of us opened their door and and out came a pretty huge guy.
“oh shit your gonna get it Brian!” Joey said laughing as the huge guy made his way to my dad’s side of the car.
“psh! I can take this fuck tard!” my dad said with a confident smile.
“dad! You have to be careful I mean look at the guy! Hes fucking huge!” I said starting to get worried
“yeah hun apologize to him before you get hurt” Dita said
“the hell I won’t!” my dad said looking like he just got offended then he put his window down as the guy finally came.
“hey pussy! You mind moving your car now? Thanks!” my dad said happily as Dita looked away and the rest of us tried not to laugh.
“Excuse me?!” the guy said starting to get pissed off
“you fucking heard me fatty! MOOOVE!” my dad yelled louder
“and this comes from the homo wearing mouse ears? Tell me, what if I don’t move you faggot!”
“then I’ll kick your ass and make you suck on my dick you stupid cunt!”
“ooooh really? Why don’t you step outside your fucking car and we’ll settle this out here?!”
“with fucking pleasure you little bitch!” my dad said with a smirk as he got out of the car and stepped in front of the guy and compared to him and my dad, the guy was way taller and bigger than my dad but he still looked confident.
“Brian no get back in here!” Dita said terrified
“oh god he's dead” I said holding on to Joey as I watched
“alright heres the rules nu—” the guy started but my dad cut him off
“there is no rules pussy!” my dad yelled as he started kicking the guy’s ass and surprisingly, my dad was winning.
“uh Joey maybe you should go break it up before the cops come” I said looking at Joey
“yeah! Please do it!” Dita said worried
“yeah sure” Joey said as he quickly got off the car and tried pulling him off but couldn’t.
“Twiggy go help Joey!” Kimberly yelled as she started tugging on his shirt so he nodded and got out to help
“I’ll help too” Ben said following Twiggy outside and by the time all three guys pulled my dad away from the guy, the guy had been beaten into a bloody pulp.
“yea! What now you fucking pussy! Don’t EVER mess with a guy and his mouse ears!” my dad yelled happily
“fuck where are the rest of the guys who are missing this?!” Amii said with a laugh. Then three cops arrived.
“excuse me what in the world is going on here?” one of the cops said.
“I’ll tell you what Mr. Cop! This man was trying to ruin my family’s vacation to Disneyland so I had to teach him a lesson!” my dad answered as the guys let him go.
“is that true?” the cop asked everyone nodded.
“hey! Aren’t you Marilyn Manson?! And Joey Jordison?! And Twiggy Ramirez?!” another cop asked
“why yes kind stranger!” my dad answered
“holy shit I’m a big fan! Can I have an autograph?!”
“only if you can get us out of this goddamn traffic and get us to Disneyland”
“deal!” the cop said as the guys started signing autographs and taking pictures, then soon the cops ended up leading us out of the traffic and we found the other two cars with the rest of the guys so they followed us too and after a couple of minutes later, we finally arrived in Disneyland. My dad and I jumped out the car and started jumping up and down like little kids while other people that passed by and stared at us weird.
“do they always get like this when they’re at Disneyland?” Joey asked amused
“yup…you should see them when they meet Mickey Mouse” Wednesday said laughing
“that’s cute!” Joey said with a smirk.
“thanks baby!” I said kissing his lips. We started walking to ticket booth and waited in the huge ass line.
“great more traffic!” my dad yelled
“hun calm down” Dita said
“how can I calm down when everywhere I fucking turn theres a huge ass line!” he yelled again earning glares from the parents who had kids.
“what?!” my dad asked. After a while of waiting in line we finally got our tickets and ran inside the amusement park and started looking around.
“ok where do we go first?” Corey asked
“I wanna ride the tea cups!” Kimberly yelled
“I wanna go on the log ride!” Amii yelled
“I wanna ride that one rollercoaster!” Azrael yelled
“no lets go see Mickey Mouse!” my dad and I yelled at the same time.
“no lets go to the marry go round!” Riina yelled
“no lets go on the matterhorn bobsleds!” Vicky yelled
“no lets go on a boat ride!” Madeline yelled
“no lets go on the pirates of the caribbean ride!” Amaranth yelled
“no lets go to splash mountain!” Elizabeth yelled
“ok ok ok theres waaaay too much screaming and yelling coming out from the chicks!” Pogo yelled
“yea lets just all go to autopia!” Twiggy yelled
“no lets go to Goofy’s playhouse!” Wednesday yelled while clapping his hands happily
“noooo lets go to the star wars ride!” John yelled
“no lets go to space mountain!” Pogo yelled while running around in circles
“no lets go on the canoes and piss off the person whos in charge!” Joey yelled
“noooo we have to go to Tarzans treehouse!” Ben whined
“no lets go to thunder mountain!” Piggy yelled while pulling his hair
“why don’t we just go to that mark twain ship ride!” Dita yelled as well
“nooo! The monorail! The monorail! We have to go on that one!” Ginger yelled while jumping up and down and pointing to the ride.
“ok ok, I think we can all settle this—Acey you’re the smart one who got us into this, so where do we go first?” I said
“psh! The haunted mansion of course!” Acey yelled
“of course! Why didn’t I think of that?!” Corey yelled and everyone agreed.
“then its settled! To the haunted mansion we go!” I yelled and then we made our way to the ride. After the ride we all decided to split up since everyone started to argue again about which ride to go on next, so my dad, Dita, Joey, and I went to go see Mickey Mouse and we started waiting in line.
“motherfucking line! I hate this! Why cant these cunts go faster?!” my dad yelled the parent in front of us shot him a glare and stepped out of the line with her kids.
“oh! Well if that’s all we have to do to get this line moving faster then GOOD!” my dad yelled
“c’mon pussies hurry up already!” my dad yelled
“dad calm down!” I said laughing
“yeah you’re gonna get us kicked out Brian” Dita said
“yeah but then again it is funny” Joey said laughing
“look if we don’t speed this line up Mickey is gonna end up leaving for his break and lord knows how long that mouse is gonna take!” my dad said
“my fucking Satan! You’re right! Hurry up already you fucking cunts!” I screamed
“whoa excuse me! Can you guys stop yelling profanities there's children here!” one of the employees said coming up to us.
“we’ll stop when this line goes faster!” I yelled at the guy’s face.
“I’m afraid I can’t do that” he said
“aaaaahhh! I can’t take this anymore! Hurry up hurry up hurry up!” I yelled
“ma’am can you please be quiet
“wait! I thought this was a free country?! I mean we are in America right?!”
“yes but—”
“fuck you make this line go faster!”
“will you shut up?!” he yelled annoyed
“hey fuck you!” Joey yelled as he punched the guy on the face.
“good job!” my dad said to Joey as he kicked the guy once, then two security guys came
“what is going on here?” one them asked
“this asshole was trying to fight my daughter that's what!” my dad said
“yeah so I had to teach him a lesson!” Joey said
“sir is that really what happened?” one of the security guys asked
“yes!” both Dita and I said
“you see?” Joey said
“yeah and I demand you make this line go faster or I shall press chargers for this asshole’s behavior” my dad said
“what?!” the other security guy said
“you fucking heard me!” my dad yelled
“wait aren’t you Marilyn Manson?”
“yes, yes I am!”
“my daughter loves you! Can I have an autograph for her?”
“only if you take us to the mouse!”
“deal!” the guy said as my dad signed a stuffed Mickey for him, then he led us inside the little house to see Mickey Mouse. When we finally got to see Mickey, my dad and I were wearing huge smiles and before it was our turn to take pictures we started fixing our mouse ears, then it was our turn and we were excited as hell. We walked over to Mickey and I quickly ran up and hugged him.
“oh my goth oh my goth I can’t believe its you! I fucking love you!!” I yelled happily
“excuse me Mr. Mouse, I never thought I would say this cause usually people ask me this and this is my first time so can I have your autograph?!” my dad said happily. Mickey signed our ears and then posed for pictures, then we made our way out of there.
“well that was fun!” I said happily
“yeah, that was really cute!” Joey said kissing my lips.
“hun can we go on the mark twain now?” Dita asked
“sure—October, Joey you two coming?” my dad said
“nah” I said
“ok well we’ll see you later!” my dad said as they both ran off.
“so where to now?” Joey asked
“uuuum well you pick this time!” I said as we started walking and he put his arms around my waist.
“weeell how about…Goofy’s playhouse?!” he asked happily
“of course baby!” I said pinching his cheek then we ran to the line for the playhouse and then it was soon our turn.
“sorry, but you two are waaaay too old for this you have to be at least three years old” the guy said.
“excuse me?!” Joey yelled
“sorry you have to be three years old”
“says who motherfucker?!” I yelled
“ma’am please—” the guy started and Joey cut him by punching the guy on the face and he fell to the ground. Joey turned around to face everyone else is in line,
“he's probably been saying this to all the other non three year old kids—everyone who didn’t get to go on here because this jerk said you couldn’t, get in here now and have fucking fun!!” Joey yelled and soon a shit load of kids started running towards the place so Joey and I ran inside and started jumping—cuz it is a bounce house of course. After that, we went to the tea cups ride and saw the line was huge.
“my fucking god look at the size of this fucking line!” Joey yelled making me laugh as I looked at the line.
“oh! C’mon!” I said taking his hand and led him almost to the front of the line where Kimberly and Twiggy were.
“hello there!” I said cutting them in line.
“oh thanks for cutting us you jerks!” Twiggy said
“your welcome!” Joey said
“so how many rides have you been on so far?” Kimberly asked
“well we just went to go meet Mickey Mouse and then we went to Goofy’s playhouse what about you?” I said
“we’re still on this one” she said pouting
“that’s terrible” I said
“yeah it is” she said. Then minutes later it was our turn to get on the ride, then after that we heard there was gonna be a parade so we decided to go check it out, we sat on the benches where it was gonna be and decided to get some ice cream so Kimberly and I went to go get it. Then when we got it we went back to the guys and saw two slutty chicks sitting on Joey and Twiggy’s laps and Joey and Twiggy looked terrified and tried to look away from the sluts and then they noticed us there and they both mouthed out the word ‘help’ Kimberly and I looked at each other and smiled then that’s when Amii and Ben came.
“hey you guys whats up?!” Ben said
“hold this!” I said as both Kimberly and I handed them our ice cream, then we walked up to the two slutty bimbos and grabbed them by the hair and pulled them off of Joey and Twiggy’s lap. The two chicks started screaming in pain as we let them fall on the ground and then we both started beating the living hell out of the two chicks, but eventually we were pulled away from the sluts, but we made sure to scar them for life. Ginger had me while Wednesday had Kimberly.
“what are you two doing?” Ginger asked
“we’re trying to kill these bitches for trying to steal our men that’s what!” I yelled
“yeah!” Kimberly yelled. Both of the guys let us go then we turned around to look at the sluts, but they were already running away.
“aww see you let them get away!” I whined
“god you two ruined it!” Kimberly said
“wheres my ice cream?!” I yelled as I looked at Amii and Ben who already ate all four ice creams.
“goddamn!” both Kimberly and I yelled then we went back to buy some more ice cream, then we got back everyone was already there. I sat on Joey’s lap and handed him his ice cream.
“thanks for saving us from those chicks and for the ice cream!” he said happily as he kissed my cheek.
“sure babe” I said kissing his lips. Then when the parade was over, we went to go eat, then continued walking around the amusement park and tried to go on every ride, but it was impossible because of the stupid lines [stupid stupid lines and traffic and slow people!] then it was soon night. We stayed there until the park was closing and until the workers told us to go home or they’ll call the cops, so then we made our way back home.