"Hum ander aae" Said Happy who leaning on the wall of the hotel room in which Ananya is staying and is smiling more than required.
"Tum already ander ho" said Ananya rolling her eyes.He is standing just few centimetres away from the centre of the room.She closes the door and turns toward him.
"Bhaiya nhi aaye hai abhi . Darwaza kahe band kar diya" said Happy looking at closed door.
"Wo bhi aaye hai?" said Ananya and open the door .She has not seen Jolly with Happy so she thought that he has not arrived.
"lift kharab hai ma t unko aane me thora waqt lagega ." He said ." U thora ...." He fill his mouth with air .
"Ka thora.". said Jolly entering in the room." Ek dum fit hai hum u t raste me e go aadmi mil gya tha " Said Jolly.
"Baith kar baat kare " Said Ananya pointing toward the sofa which is kept in one corner .
" Ha t boliye aapko shaadi me ka ka chaiye ". said Happy after taking his seat beside his brother.
" Mere requirment shaadi ki nahi hai Mr . Happy.Tea or juice .Said Ananya holding kettle.
"Juice" said Happy.
" T ka Birthday party ke liye itna rupaiya kharch kiya hai" said Jolly unbelievably." Hum birthday party bhi...
"Mr.Jolly mera requirement aap ya aapka buisness pura nhi kar sakta ." said Ananya pouring juice in the glass." Meri requirement thori special hai" She forwarded juice to Jolly while her eyes are fixed at Happy.
"Agar humra business aapka requirement pura nhi kar sakta t aap humko dus lakh advance kahe diye" asked Happy doubtfully .He is feeling something suspicious from the way Ananya is looking at him.
"Because tum meri sari requirments puri kar sakte ho" said Ananya with smirk and forwarded glass toward him.
"Happy kono kaam nhi karta hai" said Jolly " Aap humko boliye.Hum karenge"
"Sorry Bhaiya but wo kaam aap nhi kar sakte" said Ananya.
" Kahe ? Kahe nhi kar sakte ?. Happy ko kaam experience nhi hai" said Jolly." Humko experience hai.Hum karenge aapka kaam.
"But Happy ke pass jo hai " said Ananya looking at Happy from head to toe ." wo aapke pass nhi hai
"Ka?" asked Happy suspiciously.
" Face .Tumhare jaise face " said Ananya with smirk.
Jolly - " per chehra ka ...
"Samajh gaye hum" exclaimed Happy suddenly and stands up.
" Ka samjhe " asked Jolly looking at confused.
" Are Bhaiya tumko nhi pta .Aaj kal ladkiya har cheez me ladko ko takkar de rahi hai ha" said Happy walking away from Ananya while Ananya looks at him confused
." Pehle aada se humko hotel room me bulana phir humre aate hi darwaja band kar lena aur ab humko lagatar aaisi najro se dekhna ." Said Happy pulling his jacket closer to his chest ." Sab samajhte hai hum."
"kya samajh rahe ho tum" said Ananya gritting her teeth as she can guess his line of thought.
" Wahi jo aap soch rahi hai" said Happy.". Lekin bta de hum koi aaise waise aadmi nhi hai.Izzat dar khandan ke hai. Aapke gande irade......
"What the f..... " Ananya shouted while walking toward him angrily whereas Happy walks backward and his back strikes with the wall.
" Dur...dur reh kar baat kijiye ..." He said covering his chest from his both hand as Ananya is inches away from him." Humse aslil bate na kijiye"
"As... what? " asked Ananya
"Lil." Replied Happy but Ananya is looking at him confused." Gandi baat .F..."
"faltu...F means faltu.". Ananya said and looks at his arms " Hath hatao". Command Ananya angrily.
"Kahe htaye . Nhi htayenge" replied Happy.
"Tum cover kya kar rahe ho aur kyu kar rahe ho" Said Ananya . She looks at him angrily but he is still standing in the same position." Tumm....... " She walks back while taking deep breath to calm herself.
"Tumhe acting karne hai" said Ananya annoyed.
"ka karna hai" Happy looks at her with wide eyes.
" Acting" replied Ananya.
" Acting matlab uuu wali jo acting wali acting hoti hai." said Happy flabbergasted.
"Acting to acting wali hi hogi na " replied Ananya shrugging her shoulder.
"matlab uuu sach wali acting..." said Happy unbelievably. " Uu ko cinema me hota hai uuu wala acting jaise Gabbar mai tera khoon pi jaunga ...ya phir uu... tumhara naam kya hai basanti " said Happy mimicking the star.
"Movies me acting nhi karni hai" said Ananya.
"cinema me nhi , t ka web series?" Said Happy energetically.". Ha chalega.Action wala hai . kar sakte hai.Action bhi kar sakte hai " Said Happy making the fist and jumping like a boxer." ka kar ke dikhaye .Bhaiya ko kut de".
Happy is kicking and punching in the air but his actions made her remind of someone else.
"Yaha pe na hume acting Karni hai."
"Acting karni hai matlab sach me acting karni hai.Hum yaha per film , television show ya koi advertisement shoot kar rahe hai kya .Camera kaha hai.
"Tum ye samajh lo ki ye reality show hai"
"Reality show matlab wo dance Mumbai dance ...ya phir the Debu comedy show ya phir welcome to the Debu comedy show.
"Are Madam." said Happy snapping at front of her eyes." Kaha kho gayi hai .Ka karna hai humko .Kis chiz me acting karna hai."
"Happy tum chup rahoge to koi bolega na " said Jolly ." Aap Happy ko acting ka mauka de rahi hai .Aap film bana rahi hai."
"Web series bhaiya." said Happy correcting his brother" Hum kehte the ki hum me kauno talent hai Aaj dekho hire ko johri mil gya." said Happy looking at Ananya." Ab jald hi hum Bollywood me chamakta hua sitara honge. Saif- Katrina , Vicky - Katrina Sab apne bachha ka shaadi ka contract Happy wedding planner ko hi dega . Ek dum world famous ho jayenge hum aa humara buisness " said Happy dreamily."Ab pta chalega duniya ko Happy ka talent.
"Sorry per Duniya ko tumahara talent pta nhi chal payega" said Ananya
"Kahe?".asked Happy confused.
"Kyu ki tumhe camera ke samne acting nhi karni" Said Ananya.
"Bina camera ke acting kaiese hogi " asked Jolly confused."Bina camera ke film kaise banega"
" Happy ko kisi film, web series ,T.V serial, Music album ya reality show ke liye acting nhi karna .Usse mere liye acting karna hai." said Ananya sitting on the couch."Real life me acting karni hai aur uski acting karni hai." saying this Ananya touch screen of her mobile and points toward T.V.
Happy and Jolly looks at the T V screen where photo of Dev is flashing.