L Lawliet x reader head-canon oneshots 2 • DEATH NOTE [COMPLETED]

DN as vines and incorrect quotes

Because I'm having writers block take this.

Mello: *insults near*
Near: can I say a bad word
L: wha-
Near: CAN I SAY A BAD WORD?
L: yeah???
Near: YOU MOTHER FUCKING FUCK
Mello: Jesus
Matt: *laughing is ass off*

L: *walks up to a smol Near*
Near: daddy?
L: do I look-

Mello: *after getting burnt* you know what, I love myself, even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget, I still love myself

Beyond: *lights can of hairspray in fire*
A: YOU BETTER STOP.

Near: people keep saying I'm like 9 years old, I'm 11 so shut the fuck up.

Misa: this bitch called me ugly, I said bitch where, she said under all that makeup I said BITCH WHERE

News reporter: people were told to only go outside if absolutely, positively necessary
*cuts to L*
L: I mean I just wanted doughnuts-

Mello: *to near* if you put your hands on me I'll fucking rip your face off bitch
L: what did he do?
Mello: he FUCKING PUSHED ME

Innocent person: heres a picture of a cute little frog
Death Note fandom: #L LAWLIET.

Me @ L: I love you heres a gigantic worm *pulls out massive stuffie of a worm* I love you so much

Light: you wouldn't like me before my coffee
L: so weird because I fucking hate you, all the time.

Misa: wanna hang out tonight
Light: sorry I'm busy
Light: *logs on to club penguin*

Light: I'm so done with L
L: *jumps down from the roof* I heard that you were talking shit and you didn't think that I would hear it

Light: L's so annoying
L: *appears in the window* I heard you were talking shit about me
Light: WHAT THE FU-

L: *sees bottle of stress relief massage cream*
L: *buys whole shelf*
L: *bathes in it*

Mello: I get compliments all the time
Near: *laughing hysterically*
Mello: I DO!

Beyond: *rolls up in a roofless car*
Beyond: *pulls sunglasses down* it's Brittany Bitch

L: WHY IS YOUR REPORT CARD ON THE CEILING?!
Matt: you said bring my grades up
L:... I did say that- let's see what you got-

Light: this filter looks like a gay barcode scanner, BEEP BEEP BITCH YOU'RE GAY

L: what did you do
Mello: *inaudible whisper*
L: WHAT DID YOU DO
Mello: I sucked dick on accident
L: how the fuck do you-

Misa: Light your speech was so good
Light: omg really, it was just improv an-
L: oh my god why can't you just take the freaking complimENT

*after lights confinement*
L: dude I got you a friendship bracelet
Light: nice put it on me
*handcuffs click*

Beyond: this is my jam, this is my- turn that song off *pulls out jam* this is my jam

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