L Lawliet x reader head-canon oneshots 2 • DEATH NOTE [COMPLETED]

Night time drives

A/n: slightly salty bc the seller I was gonna get my light figure form decided they can't ship to Australia NAJSBSISBO. But hey I got my books on the way.

Head canon: Night time is when you're both hyper as hell. So road trips at night are always interesting.

It was going to be a long ass drive half way across Japan for this damn case. Traffic in Japan isn't the best either, it's always really crowded.

You sat in the backseat with L, being driven by Watari, your bags in the boot. You weren't tired and the both of you were bored as hell. You hadn't even gotten halfway into the trip and you were already bored.

You were just starring out the window as the radio played softly in the background. You were trying to amuse yourself by counting all the red cars, but it was still pretty boring.

"I'm hungry" L suddenly said out loud.

"Me too" you replied.

You looked at each other then at Watari.

"Can we get McDonald's?" You said in unison.

"If we pass one, sure" he replied.

You didn't even have to look at him, you just knew L was gonna high five you. And he did, your hands met in midair making a loud clap.

You tuned to L, boredom taking over.

"I'm bored" you said, putting your hands out.

L knew this was a signal to play that clapping game you did as kids, the goal was to get as fast as you could without messing up. He lined up his hands with yours.

"Three, two, one!" You said, the both of you clapping your hands together and getting faster and faster, trying not to break the rhythm.

Watari looked at you both in the rear view mirror and shook his head. He'd literally watched the two of you your whole lives, this was such typical behaviour of you. It was almost midnight and the two of you were hyper and going to at this nonsense for hours.

Eventually you screwed up the clap once it got to fast.

"Damnit (y/n)" L said.

"You were going like a billon miles a second" you replied.

"How far until we get there?" L asked Watari.

"Still at least 4 hours"

"UGGGHHH"

"Hey a McDonald's!" You said, pointing up the road.

After waiting on the drive through for a while, you ended up with clips and a McFlurry. And of course L had to get one with like 20 billon M&Ms in it.

"Do you have a pen?" L asked.

You felt around in your pockets and pulled out a pen. L grabbed some paper and the pen, drawing up a game of MASH.

"You are a three year old" you said.

"Yes? And? Pick a number" he replied.

"Uh...6"

He began to cross off the words until there was only one left in each character.

"Ok, you're going to marry a singer, have two kids, drive a plane, live on an island and have a pet seagull" he said.

"Yep sounds about right, not out of the question at all" you replied, taking the pen and paper off him.

You drew up a new game and told him to pick a number, he picked 27 just to annoy you, you had to count for like three years to cross everything off but ended up with some weird results.

"You're going to marry an alien, have 7 kids, drive a limo, live on a boat and have a pet flamingo" you said.

"Seven kids? Ew"

"THATS ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY? YOU'RE MARRYING AN ALIEN!" You laughed.

"Well if I'm that in love with the alien..."

"Well I guess if you really love the alien then it won't matter"

"So yeah, seven kids? No" he laughed.

You continued to stuff your faces and play stupid games until you ran out of ideas of things to amuse yourselves with, it was 2 in the morning by then but you still hadn't arrived at your destination. Music on the radio got trash by midnight and there was literally nothing to do.

"Ok but what if humans evolved to fly? Would sidewalks be like... on the sky?" You said.

"What?"

"Like we can fly over the roads so would there be like, sky crossing guards or would we just fly all over the place?"

"We'd fly all over the place, we could all just fly at different heights so we dint crash into each other" L replied.

"Oh yeah..."

"Why exactly is your train of thought doing right now?"

"No clue, I've been sitting in this car for hours now and I'm starting to loose my mind"

"You know what we should talk about?" He smirked.

"What?"

"Remember when you were 4 and-"

"NO DON'T FINISH THAT SENTENCE"

"And you-"

"NOOOOO"

"AND YOU TRIED TO CLIMB A TREE IN YOUR UNDERWEAR"

"NOOOOOOOOO"

"Don't worry (y/n) we all know what L did" Watari jumped in.

"No wait-" L replied.

"YEAH L REMBER THE BIKE INCIDENT" you said.

"NO WE DON'T NEED TO TALK ABOUT THAT"

"REMEMBER WHEN YOU-"

"NOPE! NO NO NO"

"-ENDED UP IN THE RIVER-"

"STOP"

"YOUR BIKE IS PROBABLY STILL IN THAT RIVER"

"I ALMOST DIED (Y/N)" L exclaimed.

"Don't be dramatic, no you didn't" you replied.

"Yes I did"

"I don't even know how you managed-"

"Ok lets drop this subject" he said.

"You're right we should talk about the time you broke the-"

"(Y/N)"

"-broke the window with a tennis racket and-"

"STOOOPPP"

"-tried to hide at the park to get out of it"

"You are so lucky I love you or I'd kick you out of the damn car" he said.

Moral of the story: no matter how bored you are, don't mention L as five year old. It will end in almost being kicked out of the car.