[DIA] (BFDI x II) A Black Hole living on Earth

Pet Play

Tennis Ball: Of course, I'll go get her right now!

Test Tube: Let's hope this idea of ours works Cabby, I don't want to have to deal with two people losing a pet.

Cabby: Two? Oh Fan.. Well let's see how you weigh Montgomery.

Montgomery: Pew!

Balloon: Hey Nickel, check my new buddy Quacky!

Quacky: *Quack!*

Balloon: Not only is he cute but he's unlikely to pop me.

Bot: Test Tube also let me keep uh.. N/A! my little guy!

N/A: [in Bot's voice] my little guy!

Bot: Not. Little.

Bot extends thier legs over N/A.

Nickel: Great. It's a shame both Baseball and Suitcase are absent today, they would love our new friends.

Black Hole: Hey guys, you and your new companions seem to be getting along well.

Bot: Yeah! I love my teenie pal.

N/A: [In Bot's voice] My teenie pal. :)

Bot: *groans in annoyance and extends their legs further up*

Black Hole: Woah, looks like we have a cute little mimicer here.

N/A: [in Black Hole's voice] A cute little mimicer here.

Black Hole: ... 

Black Hole: Is my voice really that flat???

Bot, Nickel & Balloon: Uuh... / I don't know you tell me. / Nah, I think it suits you.

Paintbrush grabs a ball from their bag and throws it by their inanimate.

Paintbrush: Alright Diamond Crusher, go... fetch!

Diamond Crusher: ... *groany noise*

Candle: having problems with your little friend?

Paintbrush: Yeah, I have no idea where to start with raising an inani-mate.

Lightbulb then shows up.

Lightbulb: Hey guys, sorry I was a little lat- WOAHA! No one told me there was going to be a pet party here! I would've brought my pal Baxter along.

Paintbrush: Hey Lightbulb! I got a new pet, this is Diamond Crusher.

Diamond Crusher: *cheerful noises*

Lightbulb: *GAAAAASP* OMGA I love them! Now I really wish I brought Baxter, you two can be friends. 

As Lightbulb mentioned the crab she ends up coughing and he flies out from her mouth.

Lightbulb: *cough cough COUGH* Oh, there you are you little rascal.

Silver Spoon: Yin-Yang! My greatest fellow Thinker, how about a trade-sies?! It's the bargain of the centry!

Yin-Yang: Yeah, bargain BIN! SCRAM, GO! Hello there Candle, how do you like our new little one? 

Candle: She's perfect for you, I can tell. 

Yin-Yang: What have you named yours?

Candle: Flamina. How about you two? 

Yin-Yang: I'm calling her Sprinkles! I thought we agreed no stupid names! It's not a stupid name! Whatever, I say Vicious is better for him. No it's not, Sprinkles is too cute for a such a scary name.

Candle: How about we let the inani-mate decide? 

Candle comes out of the cafeteria's kitchen with a plate holding two treats, one with Yin's name and the other with Yang's name.

Candle: Which name do you prefer little one?

Yin-Yang's inani-mate goes back and forth between the two while sniffing them, eventually the inani-mate gobbles up the one with the name..

Yin-Yang: SHE CHOSE SPRINKLES!! YAY! I guess if she likes it I'll take it.

Sprinkles: Bark!

Flamina: *playful coos*

Sprinkles: Ark! Bark!

Candle and Yin-Yang both sit and watch their inani-mates play together. After awhile these wholesome moments get interrupted by the school's PA system which speaks with The Principal Announcer's voice.

PA Speaker: Attention students, due to some unforeseen and chaotic events that I'm sure some of you have been aware of, school is out early today for repairs of some of the rooms. Have a good day.

After that message everyone had cleaned out their lockers and went on their ways.

Floor: You're gonna love your new home Toosty Woosty, I just hope you're okay with having to carry me in a terrarium the whole way.

Toosty Woosty: Carry you? Where exactly do you live?

Paintbrush: You allow pets in your hotel right OJ?

OJ: As long as their properly trained and well behaved, or at least housebroken.

Pen: Man... I wish I was able to pick an inani-mate of my own. They seem so cool!

Black Hole: Well like Cabby said, there's plenty of them out in the world. I'm sure you'll find yours some day.

Pen: Thanks Black Hole.

~To be Continued~

(Author's NOTE: You have NO IDEA how much I've been wanting to put the inani-mates in my AU ever since that episode came out. XD)