OhmFluke A Day

22 April 2021

Ohm has an addiction.

An online buying addiction.

Before you say it, no, it's not cause he's addicted with online shopping.

More like he's addicted to the person who delivers them.

That's right, he's addicted to the delivery man.

And it just so happens that the courier he uses assign a certain delivery man for a specific location.

So every time Ohm orders stuff, the same delivery man will deliver the item to him.

You could say it's love at first sight.

The first time the male came to Ohm's house to deliver his package, Ohm was star stricken.

The male was short, when he was driving the van, it was almost as if a toddler was driving it.

Okay, that was an exaggeration but you got the gist.

He's small.

Tiny.

Petite.

But with the biggest, prettiest, most angelic smile Ohm has ever laid his eyes upon.

It was like he was stroked by lightning when the male said, "Delivery for Ohm Thitiwat?"

If it weren't for the cackled of the children in the park in front of his house, Ohm would've shriek and nodded his head because 'This literal angel knows my name!'

He instead nodded his head, 'Doing great Ohm.' With a smile.

"Great, hold on a moment." The angel said, scanning the bar code of the package. "Alright, here you go. Have a nice day." He said, finally passing the package to Ohm.

"Y-You too!" Okay, that was too loud.

The angel chuckled at the sudden shriek before getting on the van and started driving.

If he noticed that the tall block was still outside, staring at his van as he drove away, he didn't say anything.

And since then, Ohm had made it his mission to go to different online shop and purchase every unnecessary items to have that angel to come back.

Thank goodness he's a rich bastard so money wasn't a problem.

"You sure do buy a lot of stuff online." The angel said, after almost a month of delivery items to the same house, everyday.

Yes, he's been delivering packages to Ohm's house everyday because Ohm is secretly a psychopath but really, no he's just a hopeless man in love.

"Y-Yeah. Lots of good stuff and promotion. Can't let that go." Lies, no such thing is promotion going on and the package he's getting that day is a pair of diaper looking underwear that he thought looked just like the ones the actors used in that one movie about vampire and lots of sex because why not?

"Thank you, have a nice day." Again the angel said before driving away.

This goes on for a couple more weeks when one day, after the angel left after another successful delivery, Ohm notice a piece of paper tugged into the pocket of the wrapping.

"66-8265015, Fluke Natouch.
Stop buying unnecessary things and take me on a date already.
I'll be waiting for your call. 😉"

Did he shriek?

Yes.

Like a girl.

—End—