Authors note: now I know Schlatt already had his last day on the server, but I am still keeping him in the story. As a ghost wee wooo weeeee woooo! I know that Quackity has lore on ghost Schlatt too but we're starting early and it will come in later. WARNING: has Schlatt so its a bit mature.
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No one's P.o.v
Schlatt's funeral happened as planned, (Y/n) slept through it because she thought 'hey! If George can do it then I can do it too!'
(Y/n) walked through the forest and fields. There was something sketchy about it though, sticks would snap out of the blue and it became colder. She shrugged it off and meme'd about it. She stood under a tree and got a great idea.
"If you are here please speak with us," (Y/n) says smirking.
"JUST A CITY BOY!! BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIT!!" Schlatt yells, he appeared in front of her.
"WHAT IN THE CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH?!" (Y/n) yelled, she stepped back and tripped on her own foot. Her back slammed against the tree.
Schlatt floated there, his body was see-through. He wore a loose tie with a slightly unbutton dress shirt, his blazer fell of his shoulder. He had some black pants and fancy dress shoes. A small smirk on his face. (Y/n).exe is processing the ghost goat in front of her.
"Wait, aren't you supposed to be dead?" (Y/n) points to him.
"What do I look like? Mr Answers? I'm canonically dead, anyways who are you?" Schlatt floated upside down in front of her.
"(Y/n), buttttt people call me Yumeiro." She said.
"I'm gonna call you Missy," Schlatt says. He floated and sat on the ground. (Y/n) blinked a few times and became aware of what she was seeing. She crossed her legs and placed her elbow on her knee and leaned her cheek against it.
"So, what's it like being dead?" (Y/n) asks.
"It's boring but I don't care, I got a cool red spot though. Wanna touch it?" Schlatt says, he lifted up his dress shirt and there was a red spot on his chest where his heart was.
"Kinda," (Y/n) says plainly as she looked at the redness. Schlatt put his dress shirt back down.
"So Missy, what's this place?" Schlatt says, he laid in the air with his hands behind his head and his legs crossed.
"Wait so you don't remember anything?" (Y/n) tilted her head.
"Nope." Schlatt says.
"Well it's a long story." (Y/n) leans her back against the tree and spreads her legs out.
"I'm fucking dead, I have time." Schlatt says.
"Eh, I'll tell you later." (Y/n) waved it off. She eyed his goat horns and ears and tilted her head. Schlatt looked at her since she was staring and raised a brow.
"Can I touch your horns and ears?" (Y/n) point towards them. Schlatt's eyes widened slightly and looked at her finger then back at her.
"Uhhh sure." Schlatt says.
(Y/n) scooted over to him and brushed her hands against his ears. He flinched and backed up a little but slowly relaxed. (Y/n) rubbed the outside and insides of his furry goat ears. Schlatt relaxed his shoulder and let her keep petting. (Y/n) stopped petting his ears and softly brushed her hands down his curved horns. Caressing and stroking his smooth horns. Schlatt held her wrists and smirked, she laughed at him. His eyes widened a little and had a confused face then looked away with a blush. (Y/n) pulled her hands away, Schlatt kind of missed the feeling of her touch.
(Y/n)'s P.o.v
"So Horns—" I was cut off by the goat ghost himself.
"Horns?" Schlatt asked.
"Yeah you have horns and you call me Missy sooo I'm calling you Horns! Anyway, wanna go scare some people?" I stood up from the ground. Schlatt floated next to me and smirked. Honestly, I suggested it because he didn't remember anything and this could be a chance to have a new start with him. Also it's lonely being the anti hero.
"Sure Missy," Schlatt shrugged while smirking.
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TIMESKIP: L'manburg/smp
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I walked on the prime path and saw the new houses the citizens have built on L'manburg and a wanted poster of Techno. I wasn't wanted because Honey got her out of it. The rebuilding was coming along well, it was above the crater.
"What this place?" Schlatt asked.
"L'manburg, it just got out of a freak accident but hey it's pretty kool, huh?" I said and walked on the path.
"What's the plan here, Missy?" Schlatt said and let his shoes touch the ground. His hands still in his pockets.
"I say we prank some people and you go invisible and take their things," I said smirking.
"Whoo! Let's go ruin people's lives!" Schlatt yelled.
I looked at a few houses and chose to go out last L'manburg and to Purpled's tower. Schlatt followed me sometimes floating. I went up into the ufo, I peaked out of the little hole of water and saw Purpled there. I swam back down to the ground and met up with Schlatt.
"Okay here's the plan, Purpled is in there right now. You can do that thing where you go invisible and you fuck with him while I steal his shit." I explained holding out my hands.
"I don't want to fuck him." Schlatt says.
"Pftt!! Horns your not gonna fuck him, your gonna fuck with him. He's a minor I think." I said letting our little wheezes.
"AAAHHH!!" Schlatt started screaming when I mentioned how Purpled was a minor. I laughed at him and led up in the water elevator.
I let Schlatt go in first in the ufo, he picked and teased Purpled. Purpled started to get sus about Schlatt even though no one was in there. Horns would do things like open random chest or take food/ores out of the furnace and put them back in. Purpled was getting annoyed. Horns would snicker and laugh at him. I got up from my hiding place and I looked through some chest. I saw a few potions that could come in handy. I was done going through the chest and looked behind me, Purpled was in front of me with a sword.
"Uhhh adios!" I yelled.
I dodged the sword that he was trying to stab me with. Schlatt was laughing at me and betting on Purpled to kill me. I ran out of the ufo with Schlatt. We kept running away from Purpled. I found a hiding place in the smp parking lot which was now targay.
"Yeahh! Let's do another house!" Schlatt said hyped.
"Horns give me a minute! I almost fucking died!" I said panting and placing my hands on my knees.
"How the fuck are you so tired, Missy?" Schlatt floated upside down in front of me.
"BRUH YOU FUCKIN' FLOATED AWAY I HAD TO RUN!" I yelled. Schlatt just scoffed and floated away from me to go find another house.
Schlatt's P.o.v
Missy walked next to me and looked for another house to go to. I floated next to her cause I didn't feel like walking.
"Let's go to Snapmap's house next!" Yumeiro said.
"Who the fuck is named Snapmap?" I asked.
"His actual name is Sapnap but everyone makes fun of his name." Yumeiro smirked.
"Even worse!" I yelled. Yumeiro leaned against me while laughing. There was a wooden house with a cobblestone path. This Sapnap guy wasn't in there, no one was.
"Alright nobody's home so let's fuck around with the house." Yumeiro says, I nodded. Something about her made it so enticing. I'm starting to like Yumeiro! She went inside the house and raided the chests, I destroyed random blocks on the house. Yumeiro joined me and taking down some of the house.
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TIMESKIP: a few minutes
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We stole from a few other peoples houses and destroyed some of it or left signs. Yumeiro was talking me to a place called Vibe city now. She opened the gates and there was green flags with white V's and lines at the top.
"Welcome to my country I guess? I don't run it as much as Honey does. Here we'll go in the bunker." Yumeiro said and went on a snow pad next to a maid cafe.
"You got a bunker? Fucking sick dude." I said. I followed her down the bamboo thingys and went through walls. Yumeiro got down and went to a bunker with a table in the middle and a map. There was a few other rooms and chests too. She put all the things we stole on the table.
"Welp that was fun," Yumeiro said.
"We should do it again some time, Missy."
"Hell yeah Horns!"