Human Bill Cipher X Reader
Joker/Harley AU Part 3
Requested by @Msbananabeth
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Wasn't planning on a Part 3 but she gave a great idea for a plot! I am craving to write more now so I hope I can get these done. My goal, April 25. Think I can do it? Let's try for one a day!
OH!!!! I got a Ukulele!!!
TWO IN ONE NIGHT WOOOOH!!!
"Ding dong, ding dong!" You cried as you raced towards the door, the doorbell ringing in the air.
You and Bill lived in a small apartment. Well, your old apartment. Still under your name...Bill paid for it with the money he stole. You had not clue where he got it from or how he stole it, but you were to oblivious to notice. You pealed open the to come face to face with a tale, scrawny, adorable brunette. He looked a little older than you, maybe twenty four, and he grinned when he saw him.
"Hello, Mrs. (L/n)-"
"Call me (Y/n)." You smiled, titling your head at him. You noticed his eyes wandered down to your bare legs, for you wore no short expect for a long shirt that belonged to Bill. You smirked, shifting so the shirt came a little higher. His eyes looked your legs up and down before he looked away, flustered and embarrassed.
His face reddened and he nodded, "Yeah, Mrs. (L-(Y/n)...I was wondering if a Bill Cipher lives in this residence."
"Of course!" You cried, then covered your mouth. "Shit! I mean...what's my cat gotten himself into?"
The brunette looked at you in shock, "Your...cat."
"Oh, yes! Billy Willy! He's the most handsome, uh-golden cat ever!"
"Golden?" His face paled, "So that's how he's been hiding. He's a cat! Well, it was an absolute pleasure to meet you...I hope I can see you soon."
You grinned and waved, Hah. Stupid.
You allowed him to take your hand, his lips lingering on the back of them before he parted back the way he came. He even tripped awkwardly as you shouted a goodbye.
"Bye, Cutie!" You giggled. When he was gone, you frowned at the fallen page of paper on the ground, "Hey-" You bent down and smiling goofily at the triangle dude on the page. You placed it in your pocket, planning on telling Bill about the weird boy. You walked back inside, immediately Bill was at your side. He pushed you back into a wall, growling. You yelped as your back slammed against the hard surface.
"Why the hell were you with Pine Tree?" He seethed, and you let out a whimper. His face softened, but it left his face as soon as it appeared. "(Y/n)."
"He came to the door asking for you! You're lucky I didn't blow your cover!" You shouted, and he narrowed his eyes.
"I saw you flirting, you whor-"
"That's just my personality!" You hissed, his hands were placed on either side of your head and they clenched into fists.
"I know you enjoyed his looks. Don't try to hide it. If I see you talking to him again-"
You shoved him off of you, "Last time I checked, I didn't belong to you!"
"You do! You're mine! I found you! I saved you. I created you! You. Are. Mine."
"I never asked you to drive me mad, you selfish prick! I don't 'member my life before but I bet it was better then any of this crap you give me. I'm not your toy!"
His glare darker, "Toy? What makes you think your that special."
Your face fell from its strong determination into hatred and sadness. You noticed his hesitation as your eyes welled up, and you let out a dry laugh, "You're an asshole."
"I know, Doll." He glowered, his voice cracking at the tiniest at your pet name.
You grabbed a pair of your shorts that sat on a chair, pulling them on, "You know what, what if I go out with Pine Tree? Will that piss you off? Hmm?" You looked in the mirror, planting on a fake grin before skipping out the door, leaving a shocked Bill behind you. "Hey, brown haired awkward Cutie!" You yelled, seeing he had walked to your apartment.
He turned around, squinting to see you. "Oh, (Y/n)? Hey!"
"How would you feel if we went out?"
He grinned, "I'd like that. By the way, I'm Dipper."
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Dipper had walked you back to your apartment, and you now stood at your door. Bill was on your mind the entire time, even if you tried to enjoy yourself. The brunettetriedto kiss you, but you dismissed it by telling him how late it was. You giggled and tapped his nose before walking inside and shutting the door.
"Tootsie Roll..." You cried once Dipper left. You slipped off your shoes, biting your lip. "H-hey...Tootsie Roll. I just wanted to say...I was thinkin' about you the entire time..."
Still no answer.
Your eyes started to well up with tears, does he really just think of me as trash? Just used for his personal entertainment. Was this all just an act? Oblivious? Well, right now you definitely weren't. You walked around the house, pausing when you noticed a small flickering light behind a semi-closed door. You ran to it, opening it before grinning.
"Tootsie Roll!"
There was the infamous Bill Cipher. He sat on a bed, candle lights scattered around the room, and a rose in his hands. "Hey, Toots." He smiled gently, and you ran into his arms.
"I'm sorry, Tootsie. I didn't mean it!" You cried, running and jumping into his arms.
"Neither did I." Bill slowly kissed your jaw line and you giggled.
"I thought about you the entire time, Tootsie Roll." He didn't answer, just kept kissing you, and you didn't complain. "Oh! Tootsie Roll!" You rolled off of him, pulling out the paper and handing it to him, "Dipper dropped this and it has your name on it! What a coincidence! I had to show it to you!"
Bill watched the paper with wide eyes, many thoughts running through his head before his lips pulled into a Grinch like smirk. "How bout we take over this town." He mumbled, and you laughed.
"It's came across my mind."
"Then let's do it. I just need you too...chant some words. Nothing big." You just nodded, smiling. He stood, grinning wickedly as he jumped around, "Finally, finally." Bill picked up a book that had a tracing of a hand with six fingers, and started flipping through the pages, "Finally."
"Tootsie..." He seemed off, "What's up with your head."
"Nothing, nothing." He laughed, "Finally, after all these years. He placed the torn, folded page and placed it on the book where it looked as if a page was ripped out, "Here, read this." You nodded and began reading it with a confused look. "Out loud." Bill hissed and you exhaled.
"Triangulum, entangulum. Meteforis dominus ventium. Meteforis venetisarium!egassem sdrawkcab!" While you continued to chant, a bright, golden glow erupted. The color of the room began to fade, and suddenly, the light stopped, and everything was in black and white. You stopped chanting, looking around. Bill at disappeared.
Finally, a voice rang out.
"I'm back, meat sacks! Bill Cipher is back in business!"
You turned around, hoping the find him, but his voice seemed to be everywhere. Finally, you turned around to come face to face with a yellow triangle. You let out a squeak and jumped backwards. It was the same triangle from the page.
"Tootsie?" You whispered, and then grinned, "You're a chip!"
His eyes...eye...narrowed at you.
"Toots, I wouldn't go there." His eye then grew in excitement, "Now, let's get back to the real reason I came to this dimension." He snapped his fingers, and suddenly, you were in a large room. There was an open window in the shape of a triangle, and when you looked out of it, the land was far below.
"Ooo! Are we going on a roller coaster?" You grinned, and with a *pop*, Bill was back in his human form.
"No, Doll, were taking over Falls." He smirked, looking over at you.
"Ooo! Are we-"
"Just enjoy the moment!" Bill snapped, and you let out a pout. He rolled his eyes, before forcing you against one of the golden, decorated walls, and forced his lips to yours. He slammed your hands above your head, pinning you to the wall, "You're just to damn adorable..." You immediately responded, your hands moving to his hair. His hands moved from the position in which they were in and slowly trailed down your waist, landing on your hips, before playing with the fabric of your shirt teasingly. Bill placed his hands under your shirt, trailing then back upwards, moving them up and down your back. You moved your hands to around his neck, pulling him closer, if it was possible. Bill's lips parted from yours and them traveled down your jawline and onto your neck, in which he attacked hungrily. Just when you thought things couldn't get better, he broke from this kiss, "But I can't have any distractions." With that, he snapped, and you were at the door to your apartment, Dipper looking at you bewildered.
"You're on his side?" He yelled, "Are you insane?"
You looked at him, confused and bewildered at what had just happened. You suddenly felt yourself grinning.
"Actually, yes."