The best part of winning a quidditch match? Your entire house throws a party for you.
Okay so maybe it wasn't for me specifically, but let's pretend that it was alright?
"Freddie let's dance." Evie is on her fourth drink of the night, she takes a few steps closer to me and grinds her hips into mine to the beat of the music.
"Okay, wait, wait, wait," I put one of my hands on her waist and pick my cup up from the nearby table and down what was left of my drink in one gulp before I let Evie lead me onto the makeshift dancefloor.
Louis is dancing with Killian, grinding on each other. Amar is on the other side of the room dancing with some chick a year younger than us. It hurts me to know that Louis is so in love with Amar and he can't do anything about it. I tend to take the fact that Evie and I are in love and together for granted more often than I realize.
Wait. Did I just say that I'm in love with her? I didn't say that out loud did I because we've only been dating for a few months and I really don't want to freak her out even though I know that Louis told me that she's in love with me.
"Loosen up Freddie! You won, you're going into the finals, show me what you've got!" Evie is well on her way to not remembering the night and I want to be on the same level as her. Molly walks past with a cup in her hand and I snatch it out of her grasp and down the whole thing.
"Take away my spot in the finals and now you take away my butterbeer? Christ Freddie, what'd you want next, my glasses?"
I give her the cup back and smile, "Looks like someone's looking for you? Maybe she can cheer you up." I nod over to the girl that I saw Molly snogging at the last Gryffindor party.
Molly looks over then looks back at me, her face flushed, "Fuck you." She says before going over to the girl.
I turn my attention back to Evie who is completely in her own little world, swaying her hips side to side, her hands in the air, butterbeer spilling out of her cup every time she moves.
When Hips Don't Lie by Shakira is played the entire room loses their minds. I don't have a second to think before Evie grabs onto me and pulls me close. She spins around and starts grinding her ass into me. My hands fly to her hips and I fall into her rhythm, moving my body against hers. I see Cass in the corner, laughing with Rose as they watch Albus and Scorpius dance together. Rose takes Cassie's hand and twirls her around before they start dancing too. It makes me happy to see her having fun even if it's just for a second.
The night blurs together, I think at one point Evie and I went upstairs and fucked but I can't be sure. All I know is that I wake up on the floor of my dorm.
I groan and sit up, my head spins and I feel like I'm going to vomit. I hear some girl giggling so I peek my head over my bed.
James is on top of some girl in his bed, the two of them are laughing softly.
"Oi!" I toss a pillow that was on the floor at them and James looks over at me, "Can you not fuck with me in the room? I don't want to see that."
James rolls off of the girl and I can see her face for the first time.
Evie.
"Wha – what the fuck?"
Evie shrieks and hides underneath the sheets on James's bed. It feels like my heart has been ripped out of my chest, put in a blender, pureed, and poured on the floor. I can't even feel anything, my entire body goes numb.
"Oh come on Freddie, you can kiss my girlfriend but I can't kiss yours? I find that a little selfish." James laughs. Evie laughs too, hidden away under the blankets. "Now do us a favour and head downstairs so we can finish up here. Evie's dying for an orgasm given you've never been able to give her one."
Every cell in my body is fighting to go over there and kill James, but I can't move. My feet are stuck in place. The only thing I can do is stand there and watch. Anger, confusion, hurt, betrayal... my entire body goes into panic mode and I freeze.
Evie throws the sheets off of herself as James crawls on top of her. He kisses her... she puts her hands in his hair... James's head moves lower, he's sucking on her neck now. And she's moaning his name, gasping for breath, begging him to fuck her.
"You might not want to stick around for this bit there Freddie boy." James sneers looking over his shoulder at me. He turns back around and looks at Evie. Then the bed starts rocking, they moan together. Evie's saying James's name in the way that she says my name that makes me go weak in the knees.
The bed starts rocking faster, she's a moaning mess underneath him. I need to stop it, I've got to go over there and pull him off of her, to stop it. But she's loving it, she's never looked like that when I fuck her. Her eyes roll to the back of her head, she's screaming his name. I feel like I'm going to be sick.
James's is grunting, she's screaming, the headboard is hitting the wall so hard that I swear it's going to break. Her moans, what was once music to my ears now sounds like nails on a chalkboard.
They get louder, the bed hits the wall harder, she cries out in pleasure, "Oh god James yes! Faster! Please god! You're so much better than him! He could never make me feel this good!"
My eyes go fuzzy, it feels like I'm going to pass out. The two of them orgasm at the same time in a loud mess of moans and sighs.
"Freddie? Fucking hell dude there you are, Evie's out of her mind worried about where you went! You said that you were going to the bathroom but you didn't come back... what is..." Louis puts his hand on my shoulder. I can barely hear him over the sound of Evie moaning James's name. I don't understand why he's not more freaked out about what he's seeing right now... unless he knew what was going on, that he lied to me when he said that Evie was in love with me...
"Fuck bruv, outta my way." He shoves me aside and steps in front of me. James looks back at me and smirks before he melts into Evie and the bed. The entire scene changes. It's Lois now, tied up to a chair, a pillowcase over his head. Water falling from the ceiling. He's choking for air, fighting against the restraints on his arms and legs.
"Riddikulus!" Louis says, his wand pointed at the different version of himself. Tied up Louis fades into the shadows behind him.
Then, nothing. We're just standing in one of the corridors off of the main seventh-floor corridor. Louis puts his wand back in his pocket and looks at me, "Are you alright? Boggarts are bad on their own but when you're as fucking plastered as you are..."
"A boggart," I repeat.
Louis nods, "You didn't actually think that..."
"My boggart has always been seeing my family dead. It's never been..."
"You want to take a minute? I can text Evie that I found you. You left for the bathroom like half an hour ago and didn't come back. Never seen someone sober up as fast as Evie did when she realized how long you've been gone."
I look back at where James was fucking Evie... where the boggart was... what it said to me, the noises I heard coming from Evie's mouth... "I – uhm... I need a minute."
As soon as I say that my legs nearly give out from under me and I sit down on the floor cross-legged, my back against the cold stone of the wall behind me.
Louis sits down beside me. We don't say anything to each other. I can feel my heartbeat slow down as I regain control over my breathing.
"A boggart," I say again.
Louis looks at me, "It was just a boggart."
"It just... I woke up on the floor in our dorms, I thought that Evie and I... I thought it was the morning."
"Here, drink some water. I can sneak down to the kitchens to get you some food to help sober you up." Louis hands me a water bottle, I have no idea where it came from but I drink deeply.
"I'm sorry about all this, you should be in the common room with Killian."
Louis laughs, "Sure you might have jipped me outta a blowjob but panicked drunk best friends trumps sex always."
Louis and I laugh for a bit, then I sigh, "She wouldn't cheat on me, right? I've got nothing to worry about."
"First off, Evie's not that kind of person. And secondly, I've already told you, you guys are it for each other."
I nod a few times, "Okay, I'm better now."
"You sure?"
"Yeah... I don't think I'll deck James in the face if I see him now."
"Good cause I don't need to try and explain to your parents how you managed to get in a fight with James again."
We get up off the floor, "I've got some chocolate in the dorm, might make you feel better."
"Who are you? Teddy?"
We start walking back to the common room together. There's fast footsteps echoing off the walls up ahead, Evie comes sprinting around the corner, when she sees Louis and me, her entire body relaxes.
"Don't ever do that to me again Fred Weasley or I swear to fucking god I'll kill you with my own two hands." She huffs.
Louis excuses himself and walks back towards the common room. As soon as Louis is out of sight Evie crashes into me, hugging me as tight as she possibly can, "I thought you stumbled over and hit your head on the floor and you were just lying in a puddle of your own blood somewhere." Her voice is muffled by my shirt.
I hug her just as tightly, her scent fills my nose, "I'm good darling, I'm okay."
"What took you so long?" She whispers, moving away from me a little so she can see my face.
I don't respond, instead, I kiss her as hard and as passionately as I possibly can. She is thrown off for a second but she kisses me right back with just as much passion. I break away for a second just to whisper, "Jump."
Evie does as she's told and jumps up, her legs around my waist, my hands groping her ass. She sucks on my neck as I carry her into the closest classroom and slam the door behind us.
The next morning I nearly vomit due to the intense déjà vu. I'm lying on the ground beside my bed, shirtless but I've still got my pants on. And there's a girl giggling from the other side of the room.
It takes everything in my power not to hop over my bed and beat the shit out of James. Instead, I do my best to calm down and I sit up, peeking over my bed as I do it.
Instantly I sigh in relief, Evie is face down in my bed lying in a starfish position. Her drool is on my pillow and she's snoring loudly. She's got my shirt on and her panties.
"I need you to be quiet for me darling," James whispers.
"Can you not fuck when my girlfriend and I are in the room?" I say to James.
He looks over his shoulder, "Then you better get your girlfriend outta here if you don't want to see what's about to happen." He says before looking back at whatever girl he's got under him.
I shake Evie awake and hand her a pair of my sweatpants, "Come on love." I say to her.
The girl with James shrieks and both of them laugh. Evie's face scrunches into a frown when she realizes what's going on in the bed a few feet away, "Gross." She mutters.
I let her crawl up on my back so I can give her a piggyback out of my dorm and down the stairs into the common room. Louis, Kevin, and Timothy are sitting on one of the couches, the floor is littered with plastic cups, empty bottles... and a bra?
"Oh thank god you two are out of there. I can finally go to bed." Kevin says stretching his arms in the air.
I plop Evie on the couch beside Louis and sit on the ground in front of her, "Wouldn't do that if I were you. James has got a girl in there."
As if on cue, muffled moans start drifting down to the common room from upstairs. Kevin groans loudly and turns on the radio so we don't have to listen to it.
"At least you two have the courtesy to put up a silencing charm," Timothy says through a yawn.
Evie giggles, "Sorry guys, next time I'll make sure that we're in the Slytherin dorms."
"God, I'm not cleaning this mess..." Louis starts but he's cut off by a scream from upstairs. And not the good kind.
A door opens and a girl pops her head over the railing and looks down at us, "I think I broke his dick!"
"WHAT?" We all shout at the same time.
The girl looks like she's about to cry, "James! I think I broke his dick! He - He told me to come out here and get one of you guys!"
We all look away from the girl and at each other, "NOT IT!"
"God fucking damn it you people." Kevin grumbles, "You're related to him, you go deal with it."
"That's exactly why we're not going to deal with it. I won't be able to eat Christmas dinner across from him if I've seen his dick." Louis says which makes me laugh.
James screams from upstairs again, "I'm coming, James!" The girl calls and she runs back into the room.
"Better head up there Kev. Sounds like he needs some help getting to Madam Pomfrey."
Kevin gets up from the couch and gives us all a look that would kill if he had that power, "Fuck you all."
"Love you!" Evie calls which makes all of us laugh.
Kevin heads up the stairs, we don't say anything cause we want to hear his reaction.
"I get that we're friends James but I swear to god we are not this close – WHAT THE FUCK!?" Kevin shouts from upstairs.
"Get me to the damn hospital wing right fucking now. I don't need my little sister to hear about this." James says. He yelps again and Kevin laughs.
"Fucking hell Potter, didn't your Dad give you the safe sex talk? Leave it you to have your dick fall off." Kevin says.
My eyes go wide, Evie shrieks with laughter and buries her face in Louis's shoulder.
"Oh, my fucking god, what did she do to him up there?" Timothy whispers.
"Whatever it was, I really fucking hope Evie doesn't know how to do it." I joke. Evie swats the back of my head and laughs wildly.
"I'm telling Uncle Harry." Louis laughs.
"DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TELL MY FATHER WEASLEY!" James shouts from upstairs.
"Why not? I think this is an accomplishment!"