I thought this was gonna be a one time thing...But it looks like I'm gonna do these every once in a while.
Tony:Your honor,I'm not trying to bribe but would you like this anime figure?
Mark:Oh dear god...This kid goes free!
Mark:Do you know what I'm digging right now? *Whispers* tRiAnGlEs
Angel:*Reading a story* And then,the car went vroom vroom...
Lil Chris:That's not how you do a car sound,a car sounds like this, REDCYDDRFDEEEESFYBTDC
Angel:....
Kit:Sorry guys,I was running a little late- *Trips and hits her head on the cooler*
The whole creek: *Shocked Pikachu face*
Jp:Oh...So no snacks today?
Jason: *Listening to the song Sippy Cup*
Tabitha: *Starts dancing along to the song*
Jason: *Turns off the song*
Tabitha:Turn the song back on!
Bobby:*Tearing up* I went to Burger King today,and I asked for two cheese burgers,and the lady,said...We're all out of burgers! And I was like,how can you be Burger King...Without any burgers?!
Secret Keeper: *Singing* I could pull the sheets over my head and never get out of this bed-
Brigid:*Singing* But what would that do?
Secret Keeper: *Annoyed* *Singing* I avoid all mirrors cause I'm scared to look into my eyes when I-
Brigid:*Singing but louder* ONLY SEE YOU,it's like you're always creeping in my walls and in feelings-
Secret Keeper:*Singing* All those stories about ghosts are really true?! I put one foot in front of the other,in front of the other...
Brigid:*Pissed* Fuck you,man! *Storms off*
Jason: *Dancing along to the song Show and Tell by Melanie Martinez*
Tabitha: *Opens up the door*What the hell...
Jason: *Notices Tabitha and turns off the music* Ah! Tabitha! I was just-
Tabitha:Save the bs,ok! I'm in here trying to cook some damn food,ok? And I'm like,what the hell is all that bouncing around? And Low and behold your ass!
Jason:Tabitha,I'm sorry!
Tabitha:Acting like a damn fool... *Walks out his room*
Jason: *Humming* Pacify Her,she's getting on my nerves-
Eliza:Oh my god,Jason,stop humming you suck!
Jason:....
Big Red:Oh hey-
Kit:Shh! You'll wake up Jason,he gets real crabby-
Jason: *Pretending to be a crab* Can you guys fucking keep it down!?
Jason: *Sneezes*
Craig:Bless you!
Jason:I'm already blessed,cause I have you *Kisses Craig on the lips*
Xavier:*Pretending to be little red riding hood*My! Grandma,what a big nose you have!
Xaviers Grandma:...
Xavier:Save some air for me!
(K-12)Maya:Never have I ever-
(K-12)Jason:Shut the fuck up?!
(K-12)Maya: :(
(K-12)Craig:I don't know about this,I heard some girl died here when she was like,nine-
Ghost from K-12:I'm eleven so shut the fuck up
(K-12)Jason:...
Jasons mom:So you said you liked Melanie Martinez,right?
Jason:That was a secret!
Jasons dad: *Smirks* Well cry for your new bedroom :) *Opens up Jasons bedroom door revealing a Melanie Martinez themed bedroom
Jason: *Shocked Pikachu face* You did not!
Jason: *Singing* Am I just a *Voice crack*nUmBeR!!!???!!?!- Oh shit...
(Teen)Craig:Remember when you had a crush on a girl?
(Teen)Jason:Remember when we liked the same guy
(Teen)Craig: *Smirks* Remember when we almost lost our friendship over that guy?
(Teen)Tony:Remember when I yelled at you in front of the entire country?
(Teen)Jason:And you chased me out of the classroom?
(Teen)Jason:Or when you tried to destroy my Melanie Martinez merch?
(Teen)Craig:WHAT?!
(Teen)Tony and (Teen)Jason:*Dying of laughter*
(Teen)Craig:Remember- *Wheezes* Remember when you're straight?!
(Teen)Jason:Remember when YOU were straight?!
(Teen)Tony:Remember,when you are?!
(Teen)Jason:*Wheezes* Remember when your parents voted for someone that was gonna take your rights away?!
(Teen)Craig:*Looks like he's about to murder someone* REMEMBER WHEN YOUR PARENTS HATED ME,TONY?!
(Teen)Tony:Remember when your dad had a seizure?!
(Teen)Jason:*Dies of laughter*
(Teen)Jason: *Sounding high af* REMEMBER WHEN...UM...YOU DRESSED TERRIBLY?!
(Teen)Craig:Remember when the only girls you dated were lesbians?
(Teen)Tony:*Starts rethinking all his past relationships*
(Teen)Jason:Ha,remember when you crashed into a tree and everyone thought you were suicidal?
(Teen)Craig:Remember when we almost killed someone cause they were picking on you, Jason?
(Teen)Jason:*Snorts* Thats why I love you so much,Craig... *Kisses him on the cheek*
(Teen)Craig:Jason,what is one thing you'll never tell your parents?
(Teen)Jason:I snuck out to attend a concert when I was 12
(Teen)Craig:Jp,what is one thing you'll never tell your parents?
(Teen)Jp:That I was the one that ran over the cat
(Teen)Craig:Kit,what is one thing you'll never tell your parents?
(Teen)Kit:That I hid my pods in my grandpas ashes
(Teen)Craig:...Okay...Kelsey what is one thing you'll never tell your dad?
(Teen)Kelsey:How much meth I cook in his basement
(Teen)Craig:George,what is one thing you'll never tell your parents?
(Teen)George:That I got black out drunk at Jane's party and pissed all over her kitchen
(Teen)Craig:Eliza,what is one thing you'll never tell your parents?
(Teen)Eliza:That I spend 80,000 dollars this year...
(Teen)Craig:Stacks,what is one thing you'll never tell your parents?
(Teen)Stacks:I've been listening to Jazmin Bean even though they told me I can't
(Teen)Craig:Jane,what is one thing you'll never tell your parents?
(Teen)Jane:That I'm a dealer
(Teen)Craig:why do I hang out with these people...
Jason:*Dancing along to the song High School Sweethearts*
Jasons mother:...what the fuck-
(K-12)Kelsey:Why is there blood on your dress-?
(K-12)Handlebarb:Don't call the cops!
(k-12)Kelsey:*Hands Handlebarb a pad* Wait what?
(k-12)Handlebarb:Uh...You're right! My period...*Takes the pad*
David:Are you hungry?
Mark:Nope
David:Really? I'm so hungry right now!
Mark:Well you should probably eat
Angel:Today at school was terrible! You wanna know why? Cause I was forced to draw a minion,a minion!
Courtney:Hazel,wake up!
Hazel:two more minutes...
Courtney: *Lies* You've been in a coma for two years...
Hazel:...two more minutes *Goes back to sleep*
Hazel:This is how I enter Elder Rock *Walks into Elder Rock* WHATS UP FUCKERS?!!!
Barry:Why do you have my phone?!
Hazel:Fuck you,that's why!
Mark and David:*Smirks* And there's our favorite Pisces
(The real reason why Hazel and Alexis don't like each other lol)
Hazel:Alexis,you look pretty
Alexis: *Gets out sharpest knife in her house* Pretty?! Bitch I am beautiful! How dare you call me just pretty!
Hazel:....
Tabitha:Courtney,I got us couple bracelets!
Courtney:Cool put them on me
Tabitha: *Puts on literal handcuffs on them both*
(Teen)Jason:Guys I'm home alone,so you know what that means! *Watches k-12 the film until his parents get home*
Jason:If I was given a penny for every time I wasn't cool,I'd have no pennies! *Takes out his Melanie Martinez merch*
The Secret Kid:Hey can everyone leave the kitchen while I get my fourth pudding cup? I don't want you guys to judge me since this is my fourth pudding cup...
Aaron:Hey Kelsey,wanna go to the dance with me?
Kelsey:I've said no five times,get a clue!
Aaron:*Gets out Clue the board game*Hey Kel-
Kelsey:God damnit!
(Adult)Jason:911,what is your emergency?
(Adult)Craig:My friend is bleeding really bad!
(Adult)Jason:...Craig Williams?
(Adult)Craig:Jason the Junior Forest Scout...
(Adult)Jason:I miss you...
(Adult)Craig:I love you...
Angel:Oh my god is that guy dead?
Angels dad:Angel this is a funeral...
Angel:Well it's a funeral that's getting two stars on Yelp!
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Craig of the creek oneshots because why not
FanfictionHello there other Craig of the Creek fans,feeling bored? Do you need a gosh darn break from school work? Don't worry dear,just get comfy,take a small break from everything,and read some oneshots about your favorite show :) Started:September 20 2020 ...
