This'll be the final COTC characters as vines part of this book. Due to the fact this books demise is close.
(Adult)Eliza:Toman, I want a divorce
(Adult)Toman:....Divorce... *Laughing*
(Adult)Eliza:It's not funny, Toman and you know it's been coming for a long time.
(Adult)Toman: *Still laughing*
(Adult)Eliza:Why do you always laugh when I'm upset?! I'm absolutely serious!
(Adult)Toman: *Still laughing*
(Adult)Eliza:I'm serious-
(Adult)Toman: *Laughing even louder*
(Adult)Eliza: *Pissed* STOP LAUGHING-
(Coraline)Tony:I don't like you, Xavier!
(Coraline:Xavier:What's you say?
(Coraline)Tony:You heard me!
(Coraline)Xavier: *In his head* Well it turns I didn't hear what the fuck you said...
Gordy: *About to throw away an empty pizza box*
Keef:Wait! No don't!
Gordy:Uh...Okay? *Gives Keef the pizza box*
Keef: *Wearing a pizza box on his head* Dear diary, today just went from good, to great!
(Adult)Stacks:Why did you put your phone number on this application?
(Adult)Vanessa:Because it says, phone number here...
(Adult)Stacks:We can't be flirting this is a job!
Tabitha: *Trying to shop for groceries, sees that Jason is trying to sneak something in the shopping cart* Jason put those back!
Jason:You can't make me do anything! *Slides away on his back*
Xavier: *Ugly crying*
Cheyenne:Why are you crying?!
Xavier: *Still ugly crying*
Cheyenne:WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!
Kenneth: *Boiling water* I'm making holy water
Cheyenne:How is that making holy water?
Kenneth:Because I'm boiling the hell out of it
Stacks and Secret Keeper: *Jumping on pogo sticks together* Nice to meet you, where you been? I can show you incredible things!
Xavier: *Trying to hit a high note*
Also Xavier: *Tries to do a bottle flip but misses* AAAHHHH
Keef:There's a mushroom on your shirt
Gordy:Aw, I'm a failure :(
Angel:Hey kids, you can tune a piano but you can't tune a fish!
Jason:Do you like tall girls or short girls?
Xavier:D U D E S
Keun Sup:Hey
Paloma:Oh hi :)
Keun Sup:Oh my god we just locked eyes...
Paloma:What?
Keun Sup: *Picks up Paloma* Marry me
Paloma: *Blushes*
Vanessa: *Lays down on her bed* Here is where I lay, and now is when I weep :)
(Adult)Xavier:Hey, Ela how was school today?
(Younger)Ela:Today was show and tell and Cohen brought a rat
(Adult)Xavier:Bet the rat looked like ya Uncle Kenneth...
(Younger)Ela:What?
(Adult)Xavier:Nothing...
Jason:Psst Tony, what's the answer to number-
Tony: *Gets out his seat and turns in his test*
Jason:Ah shit-
Xavier:I got you a drink
Jason:Oh you didn't have to-
Xavier: *Takes his and Jasons drink and chugs it*
Jason:...
Jason:How do you get square balloons?
Tabitha:Blow square breathes
Jackie: *Tries to pour himself a glass of water, accidentally slips and drops the gallon of water on himself* Ah fuck! It hurts...
Kit:Today I'm gonna play a song :) *Tries to play the guitar with her hair*
Jane: *Carrying a beet with her but accidentally sneezes on it* I sneezed on the beat and the beat got sicker :(
Also Jane: *Literally having a whole ass funeral for the beet she sneezed on*
George and Eliza: *Eating grapes together*
Eliza:Psst, hey watch this *Throws a grape at Tony*
Tony:Hey!
Eliza:Ha, now your turn
George: *Takes a whole set of bananas and throws them at Tony*
Tony: *Literally knocked out*
Eliza:GEORGE, THE GRAPES!
Maya:Hey I'm lesbian
Xavier:I thought you were American
David:Can you help me find my keys?
Mark:Can you find the rent money?
David:Oh my god...
Mark: *Pissed* Where's the rent money, David?!
Bernard:We need something that can change the world!
Gibson:Icepack pillows!
The whole council:Oh my god...
Also the whole council an hour later: *Literally millionaires*
(Adult)Secret Keeper:911, what's your emergency?
(Adult)Jane:There's someone in my house!
(Adult)Secret Keeper:Wait, is that Melanie Martinez playing in the background?
(Adult)Jane:Yeah...
(Adult)Secret Keeper:Shh... *Tries to vibe to the music over the phone*
(Adult)Jane: *Literally getting dragged from under the bed*
Craig:Hey, Jason happy birthday I got you a cake :)
Jason:I do not want cake
Craig:Then what do you want?
Jason:I want to dance, with you
Craig: *Blushes*
(Teen)Jp: *On the phone* Hey, dad I know it's been awhile but-
(Teen)Vanessa: *On the phone* Hey this is Just Pizza
(Teen)Jp:He gave me the wrong number...
(Teen)Vanessa: *Realises what's happening* I'm sorry, dude...
(Teen)Jp:Let me get a large pizza...
Stacks mom:Clean up while I'm gone, okay?
The CryBaby Trio:Okay :)
Also The CryBaby Trio literally two minutes later: *Accidentally starts a fire* Crap...
(Teen)Boris: *Crying* YOU CHEATED ON ME!
Also (Teen)Boris: *Realises he doesn't have to deal with Big Reds bullshit 24/7* YAY!
Ela:Hey dad, I'm hungry
(Adult)Xavier:Hi, adopted I'm dad
Ela:Dad, all I said is that I'm hungry...
(Adult)Xavier:Mhm
Justin:Dude, how do I make Ela like me?
Cohen:Just dance for her, dude
Justin: *Starts dancing*
Craig:I hate when I draw something and then someone says, 'You're such a good drawer'. IT'S ARTIST BITCH!
The CryBaby Trio: *Playing the song Pity Party in the background*
Also The CryBaby Trio: *Rocking them dance moves*
Xavier:Fuck this shit I'm out :/ *Drops his things and hops into a trash bin at school*
Jason:Oh hey what did you make?
Tony:I made a hat, that's powered by sadness :) *Puts on the hat and makes the hat fly him away*
Boris:...
Xavier:Y'all ugly! *Disappears*
Paloma:I don't need friends, they disappoint me.
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Craig of the creek oneshots because why not
FanfictionHello there other Craig of the Creek fans,feeling bored? Do you need a gosh darn break from school work? Don't worry dear,just get comfy,take a small break from everything,and read some oneshots about your favorite show :) Started:September 20 2020 ...
