So the Tea Timers decide to go the movies since they have nothing to do, and uh, it doesn't go well...
George:This movie sucks
Eliza:The movie hasn't even started, these are just the trailers
Jane:Yeah, shut up, George!
George:What's the movie about?
Eliza:Iceberg
Jane:What?
George:I've already seen Titanic
Eliza:No, it's about this spy who lives in an iceberg
Jane:How the hell is that possible?
Eliza:Um, iceberg is a country. Jane
Jane:There's no country called Iceberg, Eliza!
Eliza:It's literally on a map!
Jane:Iceberg isn't a country!
George:It's Iceland, you clearly don't know your biology
10 minutes later
Jane:He's gonna get shot
(Dude on the movie groans in pain)
Jane:Told you, and now he's going to jump out of the window
(Dude on the movie jumps out the window)
Jane:He'll probably go back to-
Eliza:Jane, shut the fuck up!
Jane:What? I wasn't even talking!
George:Shut up
Jane:Don't tell me to-
George:Shut up
Jane:That's the rudest-
George:Shut up
Movie Theatre worker:Is there a problem here, kids?
George:Yeah, kick everyone out
Random person:Wow!
Movie Theatre worker:Please keep it down!
Jane:He's totally gonna punch him
Eliza and George:Jane!
George:I'm gonna slash your tyres
6 minutes later
George: *Eating his popcorn but it keeps getting on Eliza*
Eliza:George, stop!
George:I'm not even doing anything
Jane:Eliza, calm down
Eliza:He keeps eating his popcorn all messy and it keeps getting on me!
George:Oops...
Eliza:Whatever, I'm just gonna ignore you!
George: *Accidentally throws his whole box of popcorn at Eliza*
Eliza:Oh my god!
An hour later
(George's phone rings)
Jane:George, is that your phone?!
George:Yeah
Eliza:Turn it off!
George:No
Jane:Then put it on silent!
George:It'll stop soon
Eliza:You're gonna get us kicked out turn it off!
George:Fine *Takes out phone put the brightness is too high*
Eliza and Jane:Ah! Oh my god!
Jane: *Covering her eyes* George turn it off!
George:Let me send this text really quick
Eliza:Turn it off!
George: *Finally puts away his phone* I have to pee
Jane:Just wait until the movies done
George:I can't
Eliza:Then go, but be careful because it's super dark in here-
George:Whatever
Also George: *Gets up from his seat but falls down the stairs instead* Ah!
Jane and Eliza:George!
George: *Casually gets up like he didn't just almost break all his bones falling down the stairs*
Jane:...How the fuck?!-
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Craig of the creek oneshots because why not
FanfictionHello there other Craig of the Creek fans,feeling bored? Do you need a gosh darn break from school work? Don't worry dear,just get comfy,take a small break from everything,and read some oneshots about your favorite show :) Started:September 20 2020 ...
