Secret Keeper:Um...What I suggest is you should um...Keep your wig on-
Eliza:...
Bernard: *Passing out Halloween candy* Aw! Well you must be a scary zombie! How cute!
Keef:I'm Ebola :)
Bernard:...Okay....
George: *Watching Eliza sing*
Eliza:D-O-L-L-H-O-U-S-E! I see things that nobody else sees!
George: *Blushes* She's the cutest singer I've ever seen-
(Adult)Gordy:*Slaps Keef*
(Adult)Keef:Ow! You fucking slapped-
(Adult)Gordy:*Gets out ring*Marry me
(Adult)Keef: *Blushes*
(Teen)Gordy:*Hops into Keefs car* Drive!
(Teen)Keef:Why?
(Teen)Gordy:I robbed a bank!
(Teen)Keef:What?!
(Teen)Gordy:*Takes out pen* I stole this pen from the front desk now drive!
Tony:Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend yet?
Jason: *Remembers he started dating Craig* Ummm...Uh- Well.... Um..- * Nervously sweats*
Secret Keeper: *Dressed up as a ghost* Boo!
Jason: *In an awful mood* Did you just call me your boo?
Secret Keeper:Uh...-
Jason:I have a boyfriend!
Tony:Okay, would you rather kill Wildernessa or-
Jason:Kill Wildernessa :)
Tony:But I didn't say the other one yet-
Jason:No need too!
Wildernessa:Okay...Feeling a little unsafe...
(Teen)Kelsey:H-Hey...I think you're pretty cute and I was wondering if you'd like to go out with me...
(Teen)Wildernessa:Pretty cute? I'M A GODDESS!
Tabitha:Okay Jason, time to head to bed
Jason: *Pissed* Crybaby says I can stay up as long as I want!
Tabitha:*Trying not to laugh, plays along* What the heck, Cry Baby!
Radio:*Playing the song Manners by Ashnikko*
Gordy's mom:*Gasp* No! *Trying to turn it off but it's not working* No! Turn it off! NO!
Keef:*Trying not to laugh*
Keef: *Pouring himself some cereal*
Keef's dad:Do you know what's in them? If you eat enough of those they'll probably kill you
Keef:Really?
Keefs dad:Yeah real-
Keef:*Pours the whole box in*
(Teen)Kit:Hey what are you dressing as?
(Teen)Wildernessa:A depressed teen...
(Teen)Kit:Oh, well you did a great job on it!
(Teen)Wildernessa:I-It's not a costume...
Gordy:Hey guys, just remember! Inhale the good shit, and exhale the bullshit :)
Jason:*Buried in sand* I'm the sun guardian! Guardian of the sun!
Craig: *Hugs Jason* Poseidon quivers before him!
(Tide comes in)
Jason:FUCK OFF!
Craig:Hey Jason, would you like a piece of this apple pie?
Jason:I would like a piece of time with you *Kisses him on the cheek*
Craig: *Gasp* Jason! That's for later
(Teen)Craig:Sorry mom and dad, I have plans for tonight
(3 hours later)
(Teen)Jason: *On a date with Craig* This is nice *Kisses Craig*
Tony:Hold on guys, my mom is calling me *Picks up his phone* Hello?
Kelsey:This math test is hard!
Tony:wtf-
Wildernessa:*Ugly crying* If you fucking put a damn hand on me, I'm gonna fucking rip your face off you little bitch >:(
Jason:Whatever
Tony:What did he do?
Wildernessa:*Sobbing* CAUSE HE FUCKING PACIFIED ME! I COULDN'T CONFESS TO CRAIG. *Sniff* HE STOLE CRAIG!
Jp:Cookin' pizza...*Accidentally hits Kelsey with the pizza pan*
Kelsey:Ow!
Jp:*Gasp* I wasn't ready!
Jason: *Watching the Peanuts movie on his phone*
Tabitha:Jason can you turn that off
Jason:Why? Its not inappropriate!
Tabitha:Because I'm allergic to peanuts
(19 y/o)Jason:It's getting hot out here
(19 y/o)Craig:Yeah it is
(19 y/o)Jason:I'm not talking about the weather I'm talking about you
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Craig of the creek oneshots because why not
ספרות חובביםHello there other Craig of the Creek fans,feeling bored? Do you need a gosh darn break from school work? Don't worry dear,just get comfy,take a small break from everything,and read some oneshots about your favorite show :) Started:September 20 2020 ...
