Craig of the creek oneshots because why not

COTC charaters as vines Part 3

Sorry guys,I couldn't help myself

Eliza and Craig:*Arguing*
Jason:STOP IT!!
The whole creek:*Shocked Pikachu face*
Also Jason:I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS WHEN MY MOTHER YELLS AT ME LIKE THIS IS BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME!! I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU HOW DARE YOU!!!

Jason:She ain't about that life.
Craig:She ain't about that life because you had to hit me from the side
Jason:If you wanted to fight me,Craig-
Craig:Let's go right now than,stand up
Jason:*Gets up*
Tony:Jason! Jason! Don't do this!
Jp:Don't do it!
Craig and Jason:*Literally having a class fight*

Craig:*Eating a bowel of cereal*
Bernard:*Tries to pour himself some cereal,notices that the box is empty*WHRRES ALL THE CEREAL?! *Hits Craig with the cereal box*

Jason:Just listen to the wind,man
Craig:*Puts ear up to the wind*
The 'wind':Kill your family...

Kit:I never found you funny,I never found you entertaining ,I never found you smart,I just found you annoying

Jason:Dad,I don't have any friends :(
Jason's dad:Just tell a girl you love her
Jason:How does that work?
Jason's dad:*Tearing up* Trust me,it works...

Jason:Hmmm,never have I ever...Stolen someone else's snacks!
Boris:*Eating chips*AAAA*Runs away like he's a murder* (U N F R I E N D E D)

Craig:Mama! Mama! Can I get that toy?
Nicole:no
Jojo:I'll get it for ya,honey :)
Nicole:*Pissed*Oh no you didn't!

Tony:House cleaning!
Boris:*On his laptop*Come in
Tony:*Grabs Boris's tv*I'm gonna clean your tv
Boris:Ok
Tony:Ok,see you tomorrow :)
Boris:Have a good day

The Stump Kids:*Walking by,talking,minding their own business*
Kit:Hey,twerps,over here
The Stump Kids:*Looks over to Kit*
Kit:*Opens up her jacket revealing a whole slice of pizza*Want some diabetes?
The Stump Kids:YEAH!

Craig:Vitamin C is Spanish for...Vitamin Yes!

Boris:Sure you may be verified on Twitter,but are you verified in the eyes of god?

Tony:Gotta put on my glasses,because I can't even see pass my own swag

Jason:Puns aren't bad...*Rips a piece of paper that says the word puns* They're TERRible!

George:I so pale...
Jane:....You're on air...
George :👁👄👁

Craig:Ok,what does Y E S spell?
Jason:Yes
Craig:what does E Y E S spell?
Jason:Yes
Craig:*Laughing* What does E Y E S spell?
Jason:E S?
Craig:*Suffering from laughter*
Jason:..What is happening?
Craig:What does Y E S spell?
Jason:Yes
Craig:What does E Y E S spell?
Jason:E S...
Craig:*Laughing so much he's crying*
Jason:why are you crying for?
Craig:What does E- *Dies of laughter*
Jason:....
Craig:Ok,try again,what does Y E S spell?!
Jason:Yes
Craig:What does E Y E S spell?
Jason:...E's?
Craig:*Laughs*
Jason:A S?
Jason:E Y E S...Yes!
Craig:*Dies of laughter*
Craig:Say it again...What does E Y E S spell?
Jason:...Yes*Laughs*
Craig:E Y E S...
Jason:...E...Y...E...S...Eyes!
Craig:*Lets out the loudest laugh cause Jason finally figured it out*

(Adult)George:get me a Bloody Mary,and make it snappy *Throws money*
(Adult)Boris:Sir this is subway...
George:just make it happen*Throws more money*

Eliza:What? You're not coming to my tea party? *Pissed* TOMAN I MADE BISCUITS!!

(Teen)Faraday:everybody say sausage! Keep it going! Eggs,bacon,grits, sausage!
Everyone:Sausage!!!
(Teen)Handlebarb:I'm a skinny bitch but I still get a sausage!
(Teen)Kit:I got a fat ass but I still get a sausage!
(Teen)Sewer Queen:I got a flat ass but I still get a sausage!
(Teen)Big Red:I a red head but I still get a sausage
(Teen)Craig:I'm a gay nigga but I still take a sausage!
(Teen)Jason:White guy white guy I take a mans sausage! *Gives Craig a kiss on the cheek*
(Teen)George:Uhhhh...Sausage!
(Teen)Jane:I'm Latino and thick but I still get a sausage!(Sorry I don't know Janes race I'm just guessing sorry if I sound offensive)
(Teen)Angel:Yeah,I read books,but they all about sausage!
Everyone:Sausage! Sausage! Sausage! Sausage!
(Teen)Kelsey:I like girls can I still take a sausage?
Everyone:Aye!

Tony:And I'm still working on my coke addiction...My Diet Coke addiction! That is!...

Faraday:*Doing yoga* Release alllll of those sounds that are trapped in your mind...
Wren:*Screams like she's being murdered*
Faraday:....

(Teen)The Secret Kid:*Vapes*
(Teen)Jason:*Blows the smoke out the way*
The Secret Kid:*Le gasp* Jasie!

Jason:*Slides down a skateboard ramp*GoOd EvEnInG

Jason:*Looks like he's about to murder someone*:Nuni?!
Craig:*Smoochs him*
Jason:*Doesn't know what the heck just happened*
The whole creek:*Goes crazy*
(Forgive me guys,I ship Craig and Jason to much)

The Secret Kid:*Smokes,coughs*
Also The Secret Kid:*Hands the cigarette to Jason*
Jason:Thank you...*Pretends to smoke it*,I am now high

Tony:Hey girl you should go out with me
Kelsey:I only date hot guys
Tony:*Sets his hat on fire*

(Spoiler)The whole creek when they saw Jason and Craig slow dancing in Together Forever lol:What the fuck? Is this allow?!
Jason:...stop

Wildernessa:On all levels expect physical,I am a wolf *Woofs*

George:There is only one thing worst then a rapist*Takes off a piece of paper revealing the word child making 'child rapist'*Boom
Mark:A child?
Jane:No...
(That was NOT meant to mock anyone that had been raped)

Tony:Yes,she is a bitch! B-I-T-C-H!!

(Teen)Jp:*Driving* 'Road work ahead'? Yeah,I hope it does!

Jason and Craig:*Shopping together at Walmart*
Jason:*Puts his arm up to cover one of the letters*
Craig:Jason,stop you look like a nazi
Jason:...

Jason:And just remember no one will hate you more then you hate yourself :)

David:Oh my god it's that girl from math! How do my teeth look?!
Mark:Fucking huge!
David:....Ok perfect!

Jason:Everyone is sayin' they don't want Ebola,and I'm just sitting here like,Ebola what? Soap?!

Craig:*Raises his hand*Mrs.Johnson can I go to the bathroom?
Mrs.Johnson:Why didn't you go at recess,you fucking piece of shit?
Craig:IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME GOOOO

Craig:Jason,look it's the good Kush!
Jason:...It's the dollar store how good can it be?

Boris:*Wearing spoons as glasses* Oh,sorry did see you there,I was busy blocking out the haters

George:*Singing loudly*
Eliza:SHUT UP!
George:....yes....

Boris:I got kicked out of church :( I farted in an envelope and sent it to god

That's all the vines I got,have a good day :)