So the Leader Trio (Craig, Eliza and Jason) decided to go to a drive thru since well, they were all hanging out at Jason's house and there was nothing good to eat and no one knew how to cook expect Jason but he was an awful cook and set everything on fire. So Eliza got them all in her mini car and drove Jason and Craig to a drive thru. And uh...It doesn't go very well...(Btw The Leader Trio was created by A/L on Amino).
Jason:Oh my god I'm so hungry...
Craig:So hungry
Eliza:Literally so hungry!
Jason:Where are we?
Eliza:It's a new place called, Burgers
Craig:So we're getting burgers?
Eliza:No, the salad. Their salad is so watermelon!
Craig:A watermelon salad?
Eliza:No, that's my new word. Instead of saying cool, I say watermelon
Jason:That's stupid
Eliza:If would stop being a rude bitch that would be great, Jason!
Craig:Can we just order our food already?!
Jason:What's taking them so long?
Eliza:Everything is like, organic. So they take a long time to make a organic
Craig:Then it's not organic
Eliza:I literally just said it was!
Craig:It's either organic or it isn't
Eliza:They make it organic, Craig!
Craig:You don't make something organic, Eliza!
Jason:I hate you both...
Eliza and Craig:*Not paying attention* We love you too, Jason!
20 Minutes later
Craig:What the hell?! We've been here forever!
Eliza:Maybe there's a long line
Craig:There's no cars out here
Jason:I say we go inside
Eliza:No!
Craig:Gross...
Jason:You're right, that involves walking
Eliza:We should do something to pass the time
Craig:What? Like a game?
Eliza:Yeah, what about. 'I spy'
Jason:Fine...I spy with my little eye...*Pissed*NO FUCKING FOOD!
Craig:Is it the tree?
Jason:*Trying not to laugh* shut up...
Eliza:Okay, how about we try to name a bunch of state capitals
Craig:Fine...Sacramento, Eliza?
Eliza:New Mexico
Jason:Oh my god...
1 Hours Later
Craig:I'm gonna kill you, Eliza...
Eliza:I didn't even do anything!
Jason:*Practically starving to death* We've been waiting here forever and they still haven't taken our order...
Craig:We should talk to a manager!
Jason:Elizas moms a manager...(That's not a canon fact just a headcanon)
Eliza:Yeah, I'll call her. *Calls her mom on the phone*
Elizas mom:*On the phone* Hello?
Eliza:*On the phone* Hey
Elizas mom:Oh hi, Eliza
Craig:Mrs.Elizas mom, don't start!
Elizas mom:*On the phone* What?
Jason:Hang up on her
Elizas mom:*On the phone* You guys, what-
Eliza:*Hangs up on her mom* That was a stupid idea...
Craig:I know, right!
Jason:The last thing we need is for her to add more stress
Eliza:Like, is it so hard to be fair?!
Craig:One day Imma blow up on those type of people ...I swear!
Jason: *Finally looks up* Do you guys see the sign hanging over the menu?
Eliza: *Looks over to the sign* Yeah
Jason:What does it say?
Craig: *Reading off the sign* 'Closed all day, today'
*Short pause*
Eliza:I wonder what that tastes like
Craig:I think I'll get the one beneath it called, 'Open tomorrow'
Jason:Me too, it's gonna be so watermelon
Craig: *Slightly curious* Watermelon? Did you just come up with that?
Jason:Yeah
Craig:Oh my god, I love it! So watermelon
Jason: *Blushes a little*
Eliza: *Pissed* WHAT THE HELL?!
Jason: *Not paying attention* Shut up
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Craig of the creek oneshots because why not
FanfictionHello there other Craig of the Creek fans,feeling bored? Do you need a gosh darn break from school work? Don't worry dear,just get comfy,take a small break from everything,and read some oneshots about your favorite show :) Started:September 20 2020 ...