(Adult)Jason: *Tearing up* You don't think I feel bad?! That I invited all these people to this huge wedding and flew everyone out *Sniff* I wasted everyone's time! I wasted everyone's money! I wasted everyone's everything! And I feel bad! You don't think I feel bad?!
(Adult)Craig:honey it's fine....
(Teen)Tony:Eliza,stop taking pictures Jane is gonna go to jail...
Mark:For so many years I thought that there was something wrong with me, that I was the black sheep and I needed to change my personality and after a lot of time and consideration, I realised who I was...I'm a piece of shit :)
Barry:He's so rude, I hate him! He's is so ugly! But he's my best friend :)
Aaron:I eat Cheerios because they're heart healthy! And my heart has been severely damaged...*Tears up* SO KELSEY IF YOU'RE OUT THERE-
Keef:*Dancing* I look like shit today, but it's okay, cause imma, go away! *Hides*
Duane:Put that candy back I'm not buying you all that mess!
Craig: *Throws choco roll at his dad*
Duane:TRY ME B-
Tony:What is your inspiration?
Jane:To be better than everyone, because I hate everyone.
Kelsey:What the fuck is up Tony?! No what did you say?! WHAT THE FUCK TONY?! STEP THE FUCK UP!
Craig:I'm not going to Kelseys house today! Fuck!
Big Red:The 80's called they want their pants back!
Gordy:...The 80's called?! Call them back!
Mark:Don't trust someone if they have an anime profile picture! Unless it's Naruto, Naruto is not an anime it's art!
Keef's mom:Oh! I forgot the eggs! *Walks off to get the eggs*
Keef:*Mini panic* Wait! Mom no-!
Cashier:Next in line!
Keef:My mom just went-
Cashier:I SAID NEXT IN LINE!
Keef:*On the verge of tears* I can't pay for this!
Gordy:Hurry up! We're gonna be late for school!
Keef:bruh, I don't know why you're in a big time rush *Dances along to music*
Gordy: *Realizes that it's summer*
Jason:He's going to jail for capital murder
Stacks:What's next? Lower case murder?!
Secret Keeper:*Dies of laughter*
(Teen)The CryBaby Trio: *In a car, singing* No training wheels left for YOUUU!!! I'll pull them off for you-
(Teen):Secret Kid:*Driving and accidentally knocks a car into an ocean*
(Teen)CryBaby Trio:...
(Teen)Secret Kid:Opps...Now let's get to that concert to laugh and cry!
Nicole: *Pissed* What did you do?!
(Teen)Craig:*Inaudible mumbling*
Duane:What?!
(Teen)Craig:I snuck my boyfriend Jason here by accident...
Nicole and Duane:How tf do you sneak someone in my house by accident?!
(Jason when he discovered Melanie Martinez lol)
Jason:It's a beautiful day, I'm gonna find what makes me happy and I'm gonna change the fucking world!
(Five minutes later):
Jason:*Singing* They call you, Crybaby! Crybaby! But you don't fucking care!
Keef:Hey you want another chocolate bar?
Gordy:You're gonna wish you never said that...
Also Gordy: *Makes a chocolate bar appear in Keefs mouth*
(13 y/o)Jason:*Wakes up but was Sleeping with his Crybaby doll* Ah! Dad it's not-
Jason's dad:Well ain't this some shit...I thought you got rid of your toys and grew up!
Jason:*Having an outburst* I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THIS! THIS IS JUST- *Punches a tree and hurts his hand* Ow! *Tears up*
Tony:Here we go again...
(Younger)Bernard:You stupid!
(4 y/o)Craig:No I not!
(Younger)Bernard:What's 9 + 10?
(4 y/o)Craig:21?
(Younger)Bernard:You stupid!
Hazel: *Tears up* YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND! IF I'M DYING YOU DYING WITH ME! AIN'T NO CHOICE!
Craig:*Comes in his room*
Jessica:*Eating his Oreos*
Craig:...Are you eating my fucking cookies?!
Jason:*ugly crying* It's a mental breakdown...*Plays the Kazoo but with the top part*
The whole diner:*Acting a damn fool*
Iris:Everyone please s-settle down...
Also Iris:*On the verge of tears* Please be quiet!
The CryBaby Trio:*Pissed because Iris about cried* HEY EVERYONE! SHUT THE HELL UP!
The whole diner:*Shocked Pikachu face*
The Secret Kid:Come in, what do you wanna get off your chest?
Paloma:Dad was never there :(
The Secret Kid: *Pissed* What an asshole!
Paloma:...H-He died in a car accident...
The Secret Kid:Oh...
Kit:Hey I'm gonna go get more Choco Rolls you need anything?
Tony: *Sounding rude af* No...
Kit:*Trying not to slap him*
Eliza:*Finds Jason's Melanie Martinez merch* Wow you have a lot of this, can I have it? *Takes his signed Hoodie*
Jason:*Trying not to beat her the hell up*
Wildernessa:Wow...I'm so mad, I am so angry...Like...What the hell?!
Melanie Martinez:*Trying it to laugh* Were you guys the three that snuck out to attend my concert?
The CryBaby Trio:Yes :3
Melanie Martinez:*Dies of laughter* That's not good.
The CryBaby Trio:We're sorry :(
Iris:Who are you?
Jason:I'm Jason the Junior Forest Scout :)
Iris:Who are you?
Secret Keeper:The question is who are you? Hehehe
Iris:*Trying not to laugh* Who are you?
Stacks:Isabella :)
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Craig of the creek oneshots because why not
FanfictionHello there other Craig of the Creek fans,feeling bored? Do you need a gosh darn break from school work? Don't worry dear,just get comfy,take a small break from everything,and read some oneshots about your favorite show :) Started:September 20 2020 ...
