Craig of the creek oneshots because why not

Tea Timers at a fast food job

So uh, the Tea Timers try to make some quick cash by opening their own fast food business since in their opinion that's the only successful business these days and...It didn't go too well...

Eliza:Oh my god, I'm so tired!

Jane:From what? You haven't even done anything today...

Eliza:Excuse you, I run a whole club!

Jane:I do way more work than you, Eliza!

Eliza:No you don't!

George:I work harder then both of you

Jane:Shut up, George! No you don't!

George:Yes I do

Eliza:*pissed* No one in this creek works harder then me, and that's a factual!

Jane:That is such a lie!!

George:wait! I know how we can prove who works the hardest, and maybe get some more money...

Time Skip

The Tea Timers:*Designs their own fast food place*

Jane:We'll see who's left sitting after this!

Eliza:Sitting?

Jane:Yeah! We'll see who's left sitting!

George:...That's not how it goes...

Eliza:It's standing, you know that right?

Jane:....

Time Skip

Jane:*Reading a cook book* Okay let's see what I'm making...Double burger, okay...This is so easy! *Literally makes a salad*

Meanwhile with Eliza the one taking care of the drive thru:

Eliza:Welcome to, Burgers Burgers Burgers, How may I take your order?

Tony:Yea uh...Can I get-

Eliza:wait! Would you like to try our new curly fries?

Tony:No, I'll just have-

Eliza: *Pissed* Wow!

Tony:What?

Eliza:You didn't even think about it! What if you might like the curly fries?!

Tony:I don't...

Eliza:Have you had them before?

Tony:No

Eliza: *Even more pissed* THEN HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW IF YOU LIKE THEM OR NOT?!

Meanwhile with George the cashier:

George:What do you want?

Kit:I'm not sure...Hows your triple decker burger?

George:I don't know

Kit:Okay, well are you serving those burger biscuits?

George:Let me go check. No

Kit:Um...But you didn't check...

George: *Pissed* Oh my god order something!

Kit:Excuse me?!

Meanwhile with Jane:

Jane:Is there a problem?

Angel:Yes, I ordered a burger and got a salad...

Jane:Enjoy! :)

Angel:I ordered a burger not a salad...

Jane:A salad is all I know how to make, so that's what you get

Angel:I want a burger!

Jane:A salad is much healthier

Angel:If I wanted a salad, I would've ordered a salad...

Jane: *Pissed* JUST EAT THE SALAD YOU STUPID BITCH!

Angel: *Offended gasp*

Meanwhile with George:

Bobby:Ok, I'll have two small fries...Three double triple burgers, one large burger with no pickles and a cookie burger :)

George:no, Next!

Bobby:what?

George:Your order is way too long...

Bobby:You have no right to tell me-

George:Next!

Bobby:I demand to see your manager!

George:I DEMAND YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

The whole creek: *Shocked Pikachu face*

Time Skip

Jane:This is all your fault, Eliza!

Eliza:How?! You were the one who shoved the salad in a kids face!

Jane:Okay but that doesn't mean you and George had to start a food fight that led to a riot!