So the Tea Timers had a school assignment to do where they had to do a good deed and of course the Tea Timers wanted a passing grade (And their teacher said there will be a reward) so they chose the best one in their opinion, and uh it doesn't go well...
George:...no....
Jane:Its volunteer work, it'll be good for our image
George:I volunteer we leave...
Eliza:I thought you said this was a senior citizen home
Jane:It is
Eliza:Um, none of these people are high school seniors
Jane:Senior citizens mean old people, Eliza
George:The elders should live here
Eliza:Why do we need to volunteer here, again?
Jane:Because, its our way of showing gratitude!
George:Whats gratitude?
Jane:Its like when you're slicing cheese for pizza, you grate with attitude
Eliza:Oh my god! I wanna graititude some carrots in salad right now!
George:Me too, lets go
Jane:No! I told you we're volunteering! Its old people, it won't be that hard!
Time Skip:
Eliza(The lunch person):What would you like to eat today? Theres orange gello, cereal or soup
Random old guy:What was that, dear?
Eliza:Theres gello-
Random old guy:Hello to you too
Eliza:...*Trying to be patient* Theres cereal, soup or gello-
Random old guy:Hi :)
Eliza:I'm not saying hello
Random old guy:Dear, I can see you, no need to keep greeting me
Eliza:I'm not!
Random old guy:Whats on the menu?
Eliza:Gello
Random old guy:Gello, okay go on
Eliza:Cereal or soup
Random old guy:Yes...
Eliza:What?
Random old guy:I will have the oatmeal
Eliza:I didn't fucking say oatmeal!
Random old guy:Oh its my old memory, what were the options?
Eliza:Cereal, soup or gello
Random old guy:Hi!
Eliza:*Pissed*FUCK YOU! YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANYTHING!
Meanwhile with George, aka the bingo person:
George:Okay, lets get started with this stupid bingo game *Rolls the bingo machine* 'B' next one-
Evelyn:Wait! Whats the number?
George:We're on the first one
Evelyn:No! On the ball!
George:Thank you, I'm always on the ball
Evelyn:No, read the whole thing on the ball
George:*Reading off the bingo ball* 'B2' bingo
Evelyn:We call bingo
George:Then why am I even here?
Evelyn:Too read the letter and the number
George:Oh my god! Why can't you do it yourself?!
Evelyn:Because you're supposed to-
George:You are literally so lazy
Evelyn: *Trying not to slap the sass out him*
George:J12, J as in George, my name
Evelyn:Doesn't your name start with a G?
George:...
Also George:A2, A as in A from the alphabet
Another old lady: *Groans in pain*
Evelyn:She's having a heart attack! Mr.George, help!
George: *Stands in the exact same spot*...T9
Meanwhile with Jane, aka the workout instructor:
Jane:Before we get started, who here has seen my moms fitness show? (That's not a canon fact that's just an old head canon)
The old people:....
Jane:Seriously, none of you?!
Kits grandpa:Are you one of the kids my granddaughter trades things with at the creek?
Jane:Okay! I'm here to get you into the best shape you've ever been in your life, and I'm not gonna go easy. Don't think I'll go easy just because you're 85. Let's go!
Also Jane:We're doing ups and downs people, push it! Let's go you geriatric bitches! You call this a workout?!
Old lady:Can't we do something slower?
Jane:I will make you take a lap, Mildred! Don't think I won't!
Also Jane:Hand stands! I want to see some hand stands, right now!
Kits grandpa:How do you do a hand stand?
Jane:It's simple. *Tries to do a hand stand but falls out the window instead* OH MY GOD-!
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Craig of the creek oneshots because why not
FanfictionHello there other Craig of the Creek fans,feeling bored? Do you need a gosh darn break from school work? Don't worry dear,just get comfy,take a small break from everything,and read some oneshots about your favorite show :) Started:September 20 2020 ...
