So,yesterday I had just gotten done with some school work,then I was looking at some vines,and I thought some of these were to funny not to share.
Jason:*Dancing with The Stump Kids*Bring the beat in!
Boris:*Brings in actual beet*AnYtHiNg FoR yOu,JaSoN!!!!
The Junior Forest Scouts :*Minding their own business*
Craig:Excuse me,sir,has there been any robberies in this establishment?
The Junior Forest Scouts :Not that I can think of any
*Robber literally walks passed them*
Jason:I'm John Cena! *Playing the John Cena theme on a flute with his nose*
Craig:*Holding Jessica* Let's take a picture!
Jessica:*Smiling for the picture*
Craig:*About to take the picture*
Jessica:*Slaps Craig*Thats not a picture!
Craig:*Lip syncing*KiSs OnE aNoThEr!!!
Jason:*Lip syncing*DIE FOR EACH OTHER
Craig:*Terrified*
Jason:HOW DO YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR ME?!
Craig:THATS MY OPINION!!!!!
Craig and his family:*Posing for a picture*
Duane:Say Colorado!
Jp:*Skies by*I'm A gIrAfFe
Jason:*In high pitched but adorable voice* WhEn WiLl YoU lEaRn,ThAt YoUr AcTiOnS hAvE cOnSeQuEnCeS?!!!
Craig:WHAT ARE THOSE??!!!
Jp:ThEsE aRe My CrOcKs
Jane:I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag...
Eliza:*Pissed*YOU SPILLED,WHA-,LIPSTICK?! IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG?!!
Jason:Oh hi,thanks for checking in,I'm....*Singing*StIlL a PiEcE oF gArBaGe
Aaron:*Blows kiss to Kelsey*
Kelsey:*Pretends to catch it* *Puts it in a paper shredder*
Jason:Do I look fat?
Tony:Just like,20 pounds over weight
Eliza:*Reading off her phone*'Could not send',Jason what the fuck is up with your WiFi?! You have this big ass house,and you can't afford a WiFi box out here?!
Jason:It's not about affording,it's about...radiation.
Eliza:You're gonna die anyways,you understand that,right? Die with a good Snapchat going through!
Eliza:Posting a selfie is hard,because it's a lot of,just,pressure...It has to be perfect.
Jason:*Teaching math*Craig has 19 bottles of dish soaps,and he gives Kelsey-
Tony:Wait,why does Craig have so many soaps?!
Craig:mind your business,Tony!
Kit:Change your shirt...
Jp:Bruh! First of all,I look good in this shirt,second of all,I look good in this shirt and third of all I look good in this shirt,so tell me,I don't look good in this shirt!
Jason:Dear diary,today I couldn't find my diary,so I'm writing this on both my Kung Fu Panda 2D...
Jason:I want you to turn into a prince,*Le smooch*,oh wait you already are.
Brigid:Is that a dog in a car?! Hey! Hey! Where'd you learn to drive?!
Fred:Woof!
Brigid:What?!
Jason:*Having a pillow fight with Craig*
Kelsey:Jason! Jason! Watch the light!
Jason:*Looks at the light blankly* *Hits light with pillow,breaking it*.
Kelsey:I like your accent where are you from?
Stacks:I'm librarian...
Kelsey:Oh sorry,*Whispering*I like your accent...
Jason:*Playing golf,hits ball and the ball goes into the river*
Also Jason:*Jumps in river gracefully*
Craig:*Walking with Jason at school*
Jason:*Rocking them dance moves*
Elder Mark:*Playing the trumpet*
Elder Barry:*Banging the oven door*
Kit:*Running like she's on drugs* Acccckkk!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA
Jason:Why are you running? Why are you running?!
Bernard:You're adopted!
Craig:No you are!
Bernard:Naw ah! You are!
Nicole:Kids stop fighting,you both are.
Wren:SoMeOnE pLeAsE hElp!!!!
Jp:*Runs up to Wren*Hey!
Wren:Oh thank god-
Jp:I'm a vegan! *Runs off*
Nicole:Is everything good,sweetheart?
Craig:Nah,the guy in front of me is kinda ugly
Bernard:*Speechless*
Jason:Nice jacket
Craig:oh,thanks dude
Jason:*Digging through Craig's closet*YoU sOn Of A-
Craig:*On the phone*,Jasie,did you steal my jacket?!
Jason:*Wearing Craig's jacket warm af*,what? No!
Craig:*Choking on his food*
Kelsey:Are you gonna finish that?
Craig:*Still choking*
Kelsey:I'll take that as a no.*Steals his bread*
Jp:*Getting kidnapped*Where you taking me?!
The kidnapper(Boris):*Dragging him by the legs*To get a pumpkin spice latte!
Jp:Ok! Weeeee!
Nicole:Craig,did you break something?!
Craig:Mom,if you get mad,I'll run away!!!!
Bernard:Jessica,what's 4+4?
Jessica:Blue
Boris:Billy made fun of my double chin :(
Jason:Come on,chin up
Boris:Which one?
Welp,that's all the vines so have,bye,have a good morning/noon/night.
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Craig of the creek oneshots because why not
FanfictionHello there other Craig of the Creek fans,feeling bored? Do you need a gosh darn break from school work? Don't worry dear,just get comfy,take a small break from everything,and read some oneshots about your favorite show :) Started:September 20 2020 ...
