Let's Stop Running From Us

only so much i can give

As Jacob stared at Twitter on his phone, he realized just how hard he was going to have to work to satisfy Troye. He read over the words on his screen again almost in disbelief.

Yep. Troye had tweeted out for everyone to see that he was crying over pregnancy announcements and already three people had texted Jacob asking if there was something he wanted to tell them. They were joking, of course, but little did they know the difficulty Jacob already faced with the entire situation. It was then he figured he should text Troye.

Jacob:
Hi baby- I did some shopping for THE list

Troye:
Can you not say baby right now?

Jacob groaned to himself and shook his head.

Jacob:
whatever you want, gorgeous

Troye:
Tell me what you bought

Jacob:
Some waterproof lube, some toys, a few other surprises for my sexy man

Troye:
Do you know how unfair it is that women get to have babies just by having sex?

Jacob sighed recognizing this was not going to be an easy conversation.

Troye:
They can like "accidentally" get pregnant and not saying people don't accidentally get pregnant but how convenient when your partner doesn't want a baby

Jacob groaned and quickly typed in a response, his frustration rising.

Jacob:
Maybe you need a girlfriend then

Troye:
You're an ass. I could, in one way or another, start the baby getting process tomorrow. That's not the issue. The issue is that my boyfriend doesn't want one.

Jacob:
I thought we moved past this

Troye:
You should see how happy these people are in these videos because they get to have babies

Jacob paused for a moment, realization setting in.

Jacob:
And you're not happy? In fact, you're so unhappy that you think getting a baby would make you happy?

Troye:
You said YOU were unhappy when we took our last break

Jacob shook his head. 'We're so fucked' he said to himself.

Jacob:
Because I'm not happy

Troye:
Right, so why don't you go off and spend some time up Ryan's ass, and I don't mean that literally, and I'll sit in my own world and dream of babies and puppies and weddings on beaches

Jacob was taken back by Troye's text.

Jacob:
Up Ryan's ass?

Troye:
Ya, I've heard you been spending a lot of time together since I've been gone

Jacob:
With Ryan

Jacob:
And Kevin

Jacob:
And you know what, it doesn't even matter. They are my friends, we've been over this!!!!!!!

Jacob:
I'm not out dancing with "hot" and "younger" boys until they're very obviously hard

Troye:
You are the one who once suggested an open relationship though

Jacob:
And I'm really starting to think you need it

Troye:
I need what?

Jacob:
To get fucked by someone else and maybe you'll appreciate what you have

Troye:
Oh right, cause you're just that good, right?

Jacob:
You can't say you have a barometer to say either way, right?