kickin' it | femina bellator

09 | wax on, wax off

The annual Wasabi-tournament where every Wasabi dojo competed against each other was held in their dojo this year. Azalea had won her fight and was now watching as Kim fought another girl. It was an even match but eventually Kim knocked her opponent to the ground and was declared the winter.

The crowed cheered as they bowed to each other. "Kim! You just won a match in the All-Wasabi-Inventional, this must be the most amazing moment of your life" Rudy said excitedly.

"Well actually witnessing my sisters birth-" Kim started to tell a story when she was cut off.

"Boring" Rudy said uninterested, walking away.

"Don't take it personal" Azalea gave her a quick hug, "My birth got kicked down from the most amazing moment off his life when he met Bobby" she said before following her brother to the bench.

"It's all tied up. If we win the last match we are the number one dojo in the Bobby Wasabi chain" Rudy explained to his students. "Jack you are up, are you ready?"

"Well yeah, but I thought Bobby Wasabi was gonna be here" Jack said with disappointment.

"Bobby can show up whenever he wants!" Rudy said just as a ninja striked the bell, "Or he is here now."

Bobby rode in on a Segway, wearing his usual dress. "Bobby welcome!" Rudy greeted him.

"I'm sorry, I was hoping to slip in unnoticed" Bobby said modestly, stopping in the middle of the dojo where everyone could see him.

"You are about as unnoticeable as an elephant in the backyard" Azalea deadpanned.

"So, how much is my Pittsburgh dojo winning by?" he asked stepping down from the Segway and taking of his helmet.

"Wow, wow, wow" Jerry said offended, "For your information we are kicking butt."

Bobby laughed in disbelief, now sitting down in a throne like chair. "Oh that's rich. Almost as rich as my labradoodle will be when I die" he laughed again, but stopped once he saw everyone's offended expressions. "Seriously? You, you are winning?"

"If we win this last match" Rudy explained.

"Well, let's do this!" Bobby clapped his hands together.

"Jack you can do this" Rudy pepped him, "You wanna why there is a heatwave outside? Because you are on FIRE!" Rudy screamed in a high pitched voice.

"FIRE! Celebrities first" Bobby screamed, standing up to run out of the dojo scared for his life.

"Wait! No fire" Rudy stopped him, "Just a pep talk."

"Before the match begin I have an announcement" Bobby gained everyone's attention, "This month there will be an article on the principals of the Wasabi code in Karate Fancy magazine" he continued, "The winning dojo will receive a gift from me and winning Sensei will appear on the cover with me."

"Do you guys know what this means?" Rudy excitedly asked his pupils, "If I'm on the cover with Bobby people will finally know how great I am" he said arrogantly, "and humble" he added when he saw everyone's looks.

"I suppose my birth is down to third place now" Azalea said, turning towards Jack. "Good luck Jackie" she smiled at him, sitting down next to her brother.

"Ooooh, this is going to be exciting!" Bobby said, "Evan, sausage me!" he screamed and a ninja on the other side of the room threw a sausage to him.

The gang cheered as Jack fought. First it looked like the other guy was going to win, but then Jack turned the match around and managed to kick the other guy to the floor.