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Some more funny blurbs inspired by Tumblr posts!
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Mad-Eye: We have your daughter.
Snape: Y/n is currently with me?
Mad-Eye: ...
Mad-Eye: Then who's the blonde chick that just spit in my face and called me a bitch?
Y/n: ...Oh my God they have Draco
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Y/n: Would you still love me if I were a worm?
Snape: You annoy me as it is. Don't push it.
Y/n: But would you still love me??
Snape: Bold of you to assume I love you in the first place.. But I suppo-
Draco: No.
Y/n: I didn't fucking ask you, did I?
Draco: I thought you were asking the whole group?
Blaise: I'm not even listening.
Luna: I'd still love you!
Draco, startled: When the hell did she get here?
Y/n: Finally, someone appreciates me!
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Snape: Mr. Malfoy, tardy.. once again, I see. Detention. Tomorrow night.. at five pm.
Y/n: You deserve it.. for getting everyone's hopes up like that again and then showing up.
Draco: Honestly, fuck you.
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Y/n: Dad, do you ever want to talk about your emotions?
Snape: ... No.
Draco: I do.
Y/n: I know, Draco.
Draco: I'm depressed.
Y/n: I know, Draco.
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Y/n: If Draco and I were drowning in the Black Lake and you could only save one of us, who would you save?
Draco: Me, obviously.
Snape: You two can't swim?
Y/n: just answer the question.
Snape: my time and effort.
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Severus Snape Oneshots
FanfictionA collection of PLATONIC Severus Snape Oneshots/Imagines ***This is a current work in progress (I do not own this character- the character Severus Snape belongs to J.K. Rowling)
