Y/n : "Hey, how many marshmallows do you think I could fit into my mouth?"Severus : "....You are a hazard to society."
Draco : "And a coward- do twenty."
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*Malfoy Manor Game Night*
Narcissa : "Alright, let's all partner up!"
*Severus grabs your arm*
Severus : *whispering* "If we lose, you're out of the will."
Y/n : "I was in the will??.."
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POV; you're in detention with Draco, scrubbing cauldrons
Draco : "..And now I'm starting to get itchy-"
Y/n : "Do you use the same bathroom as your mother?"
Draco : "Sometimes, yeah.."
Y/n : "Then you probably have crabs."
Draco : "That's so not funny-"
Severus : "Silence!"
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Y/n : "That's poison ivy.. That is too... That-"
Severus: "Not every damn plant is poison ivy, Y/L/N!"
Y/n : "How would you know?"
Severus : *glares* "I'm the potions master, I think I'd know."
Y/n : " 'Kay, just double checking- because last I knew, you aren't the herbology teacher."
Severus : "You see that bush right there? That is poison ivy. Keep running your petulant mouth and I'll push you onto it."
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Y/n : "Don't just stand there, Professor! Help him!"
Severus : "I am helping him, Y/L/N.. You just need to be more patient. Mr. Malfoy is going to be fine."
Y/n : "Be patient?? Have you seen this motherfucker?!- He's leaking Hamburger Helper!"
Severus: "Y/L/N!"
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Severus Snape Oneshots
FanfictionA collection of PLATONIC Severus Snape Oneshots/Imagines ***This is a current work in progress (I do not own this character- the character Severus Snape belongs to J.K. Rowling)