Blurbs: Dad Edition
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Y/n: "What kind of sick person pours in the cereal after milk??"
S: *narrows eyes*
S: "I've always done it like such. I'm surprised you didn't take after me. Ever considered that you're the 'sick' person?"
Y/n: "No. Because I'm not."
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S: "Minnie, stop giving presents to my child after they've been disciplined."
M: "They stood up to you. Of course they deserve presents!"
S: "Disobedience is not something to be praised."
M, *muttering lowly* : "It is if they're your kid."
S: "What the hell does that mean?"
M: "Not all children have the courage to stand up to you."
*Severus slowly blinks as he looks off to the side, before redirecting his gaze to the woman*
*Severus hums in agreement*
Y/n, sounding far away: "Does that mean I can come out of my room now???"
S, whipping his head to the direction of
Y/n's voice: "Absolutely not!"─•~❉᯽❉~•─
Y/n: "Dad, can we please have lunch at the Flaming Dragon?"
S: "No, we have food at home."
Y/n: *puppy eyes*
S: *looks away with a sneer*
S: "Fine, but only because it's closer than home."
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Y/n: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
S: "Not this again.."
Y/n: "Nope, try again."
*Severus, regretting his life*: "Why?"
Y/n: "To get to the other side!"
S: "...."
S: "Do you even get the 'joke' yourself?"
Y/n: "..."
S: "I have a joke for you."
Y/n: "Oh yeah?"
*Severus nods*
S: "Why did the child get sent to their room?"
Y/n: "Why?"
S: "Because they were being ANNOYING- now go away."
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Severus Snape Oneshots
FanfictionA collection of PLATONIC Severus Snape Oneshots/Imagines ***This is a current work in progress (I do not own this character- the character Severus Snape belongs to J.K. Rowling)