I myself am bisexual so I'm just gonna use that for reference.
Ron:
"Huh?"
"I'm bisexual."
"What's that?"
"It means I like both men and women."
"Oh uh....... 'Kay?"
"And sometimes others in certain cases."
"Others?"
"Yes... Like other genders or no genders like non-binary."
"There's more than two genders???"
"Yes."
"Woah."
"Mhm."
"....So you'd get it on with a gir-"
"RON!"
George Weasley:
*Fist pump* "Yessss!..."
You: "??"
"Fred and I bet on it- he owes me five galleons."
"I.... You made a bet over my sexuality?"
"Yep. But don't worry about it, love. We do it on others too."
"Like who?"
"Malfoy. Ten galleons against Ron that he's a closeted gay."
Fred:
"Damn..."
"Sorry, Fred."
"I was gonna buy some chocolate frogs with those galleons. You owe me."
"Owe you??- Fred, you are the one that started the bet."
"...True.... But anways-.... have you ever gotten it on with a gir-"
"-Sweet Merlin.."
Ginny:
"Oh, nice. Thanks for trusting me- I am too, actually."
Harry:
"Bi?.. Ohh............. Okay."
"Okay?.."
"Uh.. It's.. whatever." *shrug*
"Nice.."
*Awkward thumbs up from Harry*
Hermione:
(I don't know why but I feel she is a bit prejudiced, just my thinking)
"Oh.. Um, okay.."
"...Hermione..?"
"... I am just processing... Well, uhm, thank you for being able to.. confide in me."
"Uhm, yeah..."
"Mhmm..."
Luna:
"I am quite pleased that you trusted me enough to confide in me.."
"Of course Luna, thanks for being understanding."
"Anytime... I myself am pansexual, actually."
"Really?"
"Oh, yes. I've known since I was a little girl. My father planted flowers in the design and colours of the pan flag a year ago, actually. A great man, he is."
Draco:
"Why would I care? Bugger off."
Remus Lupin:
"Oh, I am so glad you could trust me, dear."
"Of course, Professor Moony."
"Oh!- when I was your age, I had a boyfriend."
"Really?"
*Soft laugh* "Ohh, yes.. He was your typical 'bad boy'."
"Pro-fess-orrr!"
"Haha, yes, yes. But anyways, thank you for telling me."
Sirius:
*Smirks and leans back in his chair*
"Oh, I know, love."
Professor McGonagall:
"Oh, how wonderful, dear!"
"Thank you for being understanding, Professor."
"Anytime, Ms. Y/L/N."
......
"What are you writing?"
"Oh, I am sending a letter to Albus. He owes me something."
Dumbledore:
*Leans back in his chair, stroking his beard thoughtfully*
"Hmm.. Yes, thank you for telling me." *Twinkly knowing smile*
Severus Snape:
*Normal reaction*
"I don't care, I never asked. Keep your eyes on your paper."
*Fatherless/Closer relationship*
"Okay."
"Just...okay?"
"What did you wish for me to stay?-.. I already knew."
"I- what?"
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Severus Snape Oneshots
FanfictionA collection of PLATONIC Severus Snape Oneshots/Imagines ***This is a current work in progress (I do not own this character- the character Severus Snape belongs to J.K. Rowling)
