[DIA] (BFDI x II) A Black Hol...

By DiamondDragon2002

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An Object heads High School AU featuring characters from the BFDI and Inanimate Insanity series(s). Our main... More

First day of School #1
First Day of School #2
First Day at School #3
Meeting Pen #1
ABHLOE Character Heights
Meeting Pen #2
Decisions
Chapter EIGHT!
There's harmless jokes and then spaghettification
Different
How to outwit your Snowball Pt 1
How to outwit your Snowball Pt 2
A new Member
Field Trip
Investigation
ABHLOE Character Heights #2
About Iance
The truth about Freesmart
Confrontation
Rebuilding Friendships
Investigation 2
Frozen
Picture Day
Absence
Discovered #1
Discovered #2
A new Member Again.
About Fall
Righting the Wrong
Home Security
Movie (date)
~New Friend~
Winner & Loser
Investigation 3
BIG problem, dumb solution
Found Out
Investigation 4
Interrogation
Planning
Halloween Prep
The Wingman
Closer
Tricks & Treats
Party Time
Exchange of Info
Supernatural Encounter
Vengeance pt 1
Vengeance pt 2
Vengeance pt 3
Halloween Dance
Sleep over
Truth or Dare
Culinary Catastrophe
Truce
Study session
Black Out
Power Restored
Back to work
The Science Fair
Finally in!
The Reveal
Run Away
Lift Off
Revelations
Back to Earth
Accepted
Fall Break
Fun and Games
Arcade Anarchy
THE FLOOR IS LAVA
United
Conundrum
Conversation
Feelings
Confession
Housing problems
Out with the old
This chapter is about Brains
Bowling
Date Night pt1
Date Night pt 2
Snow Day
Snowball Showdown
Wonders of Winter
Festivities
Carol of the bells
Gift Preparation
Ruby's Christmas Party Pt 1
Ruby's Christmas Party Pt 2
Ruby's Christmas Party Pt3
Ruby's Christmas Party Pt 4
Ruby's Christmas Party Pt 5
Ruby's Christmas Party Pt6
Merry Christmas!
The Child
Babysitting
A day at the Park
She returns?!?
Supernatural Visit
Double Trouble
Bowbot
Common Ground
Fair Prep
Inanimation
Questions & Prizes
Renavations
School Festival
The Losers! Concert
Fortunes and Readings
To The Zoo!
To the Zoo 2!
Mudai no bubun
Translation
Casual lunch chat
In-pets-ation
Pet Play
Uneggpected Visitor
Origins
Three is a threat
Rampant
Explanation
Candle's Warning
Emotions
Back Together
Even black holes need therapy
Hospital
Worries
Zodiac Companions
Zodiac Companions 2
Double time
Night out with a friend
Clearance
Bad Branch Day
Self Conscious
The Yoyle Zone: Like you
The Yoyle Zone: Swapped
The Yoyle Zone: New opportunities
The Yoyle Zone: Hanging out with friends.
The Yoyle Zone: Mishaps
The Yoyle Zone: Understanding
Eggellent Easter
Bring your pet to school day
Recovering
Fans and Allergies
~~PREVIEW~~
Detected
Back up
Hiding
Welcome to The Jungle
SILENCED
Mi Casa, Tu Casa
Grievous error with a side of Heroics (Pt. 1)
Grievous error with a side of heroics (Pt. 2)
Captured
Operation: Storm the Empire Phase 1
Operation: Storm the Empire; Break in
Operation: Storm the Empire. Escape!
Heatwave
Chillin'
Black Hole the guardian
Friendships Pt 1
Friendships Pt 2
Taking your friend to play golf
Legends of the Cosmic Serpents
Don't leave your phone at home.
Rare Occuence
Black Hole the Cosmic Serpent
Camping Out
Bunk with the sis
Beach Day
Pen's epic wipeout!!
Shrunk n Drunk
Size Shenanigans
Guess who's back
Preparation for a Secret Surprise
SURPRISE!!
Party Presents
Resettled
Back to School
A Black Hole at Gym class
Play attention
Detention's Tensions
Clash of Eldritch Horrors (plot B)
Aires the guardian of dreams
Fall play auditions
Celebrate
Spooky Night 1
Spooky Night 2
Rehearsal
The Play: Act I
The Play: Act 2
The Play: Final Act
Holiday shopping
Seasons Fearing's
Two Teams, One danger!
Frozen Diversion and Not yourself
Pi(e) Day
Post trauma tensions
Death Itself

Mouse, Cat and Dog

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By DiamondDragon2002

Normal P.O.V:

It was now lunch time both Black Hole and Tree with Rodrick get their lunches and meet with the other Death P.A.C.T.ers at one of the tables. Remote and Bottle are seen playing with a robotic canine of sorts, Marker also has his own pet that he's playing with while the others are simply having a chat and/or eating.

Black Hole: Hey guys, I see some of you have pets too.

Liy: I would have a pet too if my apartment allowed pets...

Remote: Black Hole, here's my puppy Zoomer!

Remote picks up her robotic dog and holds it to Black Hole to see, he even pats it on the head.

Black Hole: Aww that's a cute dog. Who's a good boy?

Liy: Uh okay you guys do know that's just a toy righ-?

Black Hole: Shhh... let her believe what she wants.

Pen: Wow I didn't know Wood peckers can be pets.

Tree: Well they actually aren't meant to be domesticated, Rodrick is only in my care because he imprinted on me.

Black Hole: You told me that, but what exactly does it mean?

Tree: It's something lots of baby animals do when they're born but to make it simple he believes I'm his mother.

Lightning: Oh so you raised him from an egg?

Tree: Kind of. It was a Wednesday, five years ago. I was going home from school when from a small bush under a tree I heard something cry, upon checking I found a baby woodpecker no less then 4 days old on the ground dirty and hungry, I did check the tree for his nest that he must've fallen out from and looked around for his mother but it didn't look like she was coming back for him anytime soon.

Bottle: Oh no the poor little guy... :(

Tree: My thoughts exactly, I didn't want to leave him to die so I took him in to nourish and save. After consistent research on what pileated woodpeckers needed to grow I cleaned and fed him until he was big enough and even learned to fly. Then like intended I tried to release him back into the wild, but he kept coming back to me, I was quick to find out that I was stuck with him and that's how I got Rodrick.

Pen: Okay, that is very wholesome. 

Lighting: Ugh, Marker your mole got into my bag again!

Marker: Sorry, Speckles just likes to explore.

Lightning: That's probably why Foldy and Stapy tell you to keep him in the back yard.

Black Hole: Do you and Pillow have any pets Bottle?

Bottle: I have a goldfish at home named Nemo.

Pillow: I ounce had a newt.

Lighting: "Had"? What happened to it?

Pillow: .... 

Pillow: Toilet.

Black Hole: I- ... I don't wanna know... 0_0'

Pen: Yeeeaahh... me neither- WAAH!!!

Pen turns around and suddenly jumps onto the table screaming in high pitch when a big intimidating looking dog sat behind him and attempts to get closer until it's leash was tugged on.

Scary looking dog: *growls*

Fanny: BEAR, DOWN!

The dog gets back down and Fanny comes up and sits with the others, she then pulls out a short string of sausages and tosses it down for Bear to munch on.

Pen: Fanny? That mutt is YOURS?

Bottle: I didn't know you had a dog.

Fanny: Yeah, well that's because I just got him a few days ago. Bubble believes that a pet would be emotionally helpful for me so I got this guy from a shelter. He and I share a few things in common, (we were both abused by our former caretakers...)

Tree: Interesting, what breed is he?

Fanny: He's mostly Tibetan Mastiff but he has plenty of Rottweiler in him too, so his behavior could potentially switch depending on the situation.  

Pie: You know Fanny a big dog is a big responsibility. Are you sure you can handle it?

Fanny: I've done my research, I know what I'm doing. And besides, Bubble is also there to help me out if I have any-

Fanny gets interrupted when two while mice run under the table chased by a while & brown oriental shorthair cat wearing a pink bow on it's tail and a silver bell. The pursuit still goes on followed by Test Tube trying to stop the cat, meanwhile Bear gets incredibly focused on the cat and starts growling.

Bear: Grrrrr....

Fanny: Bear... don't you dare-

In a second Bear books it for the cat taking Fanny (cuz she has his leash tied to her) along with him.

Bear: BARK BARK BARK! BARK BARK!!

Fanny: AHHHHH I HATE WHEN THIS HAPPENS!!!!!

Marker: OH NOO!

Black Hole: We gotta stop this madness! 

Black Hole pulls up his hood and flies after the animals as they end up making slight mess and even knocking over a table or two. The mice and cat run in between Mic's legs starting her and then gets spun by bear and nearly dropping her lunch.

Mic: WOAH! 

Black Hole: Mic, glove me!

Mic: Uh okay.

She throws Black Hole a pair of this gloves which he puts on and flies after Bear, grabs Fanny and puts her on Bear's back. She holds onto the collar as to not fall over again and tries to stop him.

Fanny: AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA!!!!! Huh! Woah!

Black Hole: Hold on Fanny!

Fanny: BEAR HEEL! HEEL! 

Bear: Grrrr!

Fanny: GGRRRRRRRRRRR!

After showing the dog Fanny wasn't threatened by him Bear comes to a screeching halt, meanwhile the two mice are then swiped by Black Hole and held away from the cat which he has in the other hand.

Cat: YEOOOWLLL.

Black Hole: Easy kitty, I'm the last thing you'd want to swat at.

Cat: *hiss*

Black Hole* *HIIIIIISSSS* 

Cat: mew...

Black Hole: That's what I thought.

Test Tube: Pinky, Brain thank science you two are safe! Thank you so much Black Hole.

Black Hole: No problem Test Tube, now where's your owner mister...

Saw: Mr. Twinkles! Mr. Twinkles, where'd you go!?

Black Hole: Is this yours?

Saw: Mr. Twinkles! There you are, don't you ever run away from me again young man!

Black Hole and Fanny get back with this other and clean up on the way.

Black Hole: That was insane...

Pen: Yeah, I see why schools don't usually let pets in now.

*RIIIIING*

Later on today school was out and everyone with their pets headed home.

~To be Continued~

(Author's NOTE: Thanks for the idea of Marker having a mole lida_on_Spiked_OJ)

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