[DIA] (BFDI x II) A Black Hol...

By DiamondDragon2002

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An Object heads High School AU featuring characters from the BFDI and Inanimate Insanity series(s). Our main... More

First day of School #1
First Day of School #2
First Day at School #3
Meeting Pen #1
ABHLOE Character Heights
Meeting Pen #2
Decisions
Chapter EIGHT!
There's harmless jokes and then spaghettification
Different
How to outwit your Snowball Pt 1
How to outwit your Snowball Pt 2
A new Member
Field Trip
Investigation
ABHLOE Character Heights #2
About Iance
The truth about Freesmart
Confrontation
Rebuilding Friendships
Investigation 2
Frozen
Picture Day
Absence
Discovered #1
Discovered #2
A new Member Again.
About Fall
Righting the Wrong
Home Security
Movie (date)
~New Friend~
Winner & Loser
Investigation 3
BIG problem, dumb solution
Found Out
Investigation 4
Interrogation
Planning
Halloween Prep
The Wingman
Closer
Tricks & Treats
Party Time
Exchange of Info
Supernatural Encounter
Vengeance pt 1
Vengeance pt 2
Vengeance pt 3
Halloween Dance
Sleep over
Truth or Dare
Culinary Catastrophe
Truce
Study session
Black Out
Power Restored
Back to work
The Science Fair
Finally in!
The Reveal
Run Away
Lift Off
Revelations
Back to Earth
Accepted
Fall Break
Fun and Games
Arcade Anarchy
THE FLOOR IS LAVA
United
Conundrum
Conversation
Feelings
Confession
Housing problems
Out with the old
This chapter is about Brains
Bowling
Date Night pt1
Date Night pt 2
Snow Day
Snowball Showdown
Wonders of Winter
Festivities
Carol of the bells
Gift Preparation
Ruby's Christmas Party Pt 1
Ruby's Christmas Party Pt 2
Ruby's Christmas Party Pt3
Ruby's Christmas Party Pt 4
Ruby's Christmas Party Pt 5
Ruby's Christmas Party Pt6
Merry Christmas!
Babysitting
A day at the Park
She returns?!?
Supernatural Visit
Double Trouble
Bowbot
Common Ground
Fair Prep
Inanimation
Questions & Prizes
Renavations
School Festival
The Losers! Concert
Fortunes and Readings
To The Zoo!
To the Zoo 2!
Mudai no bubun
Translation
Casual lunch chat
In-pets-ation
Pet Play
Uneggpected Visitor
Origins
Three is a threat
Rampant
Explanation
Candle's Warning
Emotions
Back Together
Even black holes need therapy
Hospital
Worries
Zodiac Companions
Zodiac Companions 2
Double time
Night out with a friend
Clearance
Bad Branch Day
Self Conscious
The Yoyle Zone: Like you
The Yoyle Zone: Swapped
The Yoyle Zone: New opportunities
The Yoyle Zone: Hanging out with friends.
The Yoyle Zone: Mishaps
The Yoyle Zone: Understanding
Eggellent Easter
Bring your pet to school day
Mouse, Cat and Dog
Recovering
Fans and Allergies
~~PREVIEW~~
Detected
Back up
Hiding
Welcome to The Jungle
SILENCED
Mi Casa, Tu Casa
Grievous error with a side of Heroics (Pt. 1)
Grievous error with a side of heroics (Pt. 2)
Captured
Operation: Storm the Empire Phase 1
Operation: Storm the Empire; Break in
Operation: Storm the Empire. Escape!
Heatwave
Chillin'
Black Hole the guardian
Friendships Pt 1
Friendships Pt 2
Taking your friend to play golf
Legends of the Cosmic Serpents
Don't leave your phone at home.
Rare Occuence
Black Hole the Cosmic Serpent
Camping Out
Bunk with the sis
Beach Day
Pen's epic wipeout!!
Shrunk n Drunk
Size Shenanigans
Guess who's back
Preparation for a Secret Surprise
SURPRISE!!
Party Presents
Resettled
Back to School
A Black Hole at Gym class
Play attention
Detention's Tensions
Clash of Eldritch Horrors (plot B)
Aires the guardian of dreams
Fall play auditions
Celebrate
Spooky Night 1
Spooky Night 2
Rehearsal
The Play: Act I
The Play: Act 2
The Play: Final Act
Holiday shopping
Seasons Fearing's
Two Teams, One danger!
Frozen Diversion and Not yourself
Pi(e) Day
Post trauma tensions
Death Itself

The Child

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By DiamondDragon2002

Normal P.O.V: 

Basketball paces in front of her place with her phone to her 'ear' while Grassy is laying on the yard with his coloring book.

Basketball: Ugh, why won't that wooden cube answer? 

She hangs up and gives out a defeated sigh.

Basketball: The International Gadget Convention is here, the bug to go there will be here soon and I still don't have a sitter for Grassy.

Grassy: Why can't Robot Flower look after Grassy?

Basketball: Because Robot Flower and I are going to the convention together. Hmm...

Basketball looks around and catches sight a Black Hole carrying bags a groceries on his way home when a metaphorical lightbulb activates in her head.

Black Hole: *quietly hums an Alan Walker song*

Basketball: Hey Black Hole!

Black Hole: Huh? Oh hey Basketball.

Basketball: How would you say you are with kids?

Black Hole: Why you ask me that?

Basketball: The Gadget Convention is today and I can't bring Grassy with me, The problem is no one is available to look after him.

Black Hole: I can see how that's a problem for you.

Basketball: Yeah, any chance you can keep him under your wing for today?

Black Hole: Well I-

Before Black Hole could continue Grassy is thrusted his way causing him to drop his groceries to hold the humanoid tuft of grass while Basketball and Robot Flower run up to the bug driving them to Gadget Con.

Basketball: Thanks, you're a big help. Text me if you and Grassy go somewhere!

Black Hole: B-Basketball wait!

Black Hole then looks back to Grassy who's kindly putting the stuff he bought back into the bags, the small kid then looks back to Black Hole with a vacant smile, Black Hole however could only stare with a stuck expression of slight horror.

Black Hole: (in a shaken voice) Oh universe help me...

Black Hole's P.O.V:

Grassy and I look at each other in awkward silence for a minute.

Black Hole: So... uh... should I take you to my place or what do I stay here?

Grassy: Grassy wants to go to your house. :)

Black Hole: I don't live in a house but ok then.

I pick my groceries as well as Grassy.

Black Hole: You're not scared of heights are you?

Grassy nods no.

Black Hole: Ok then, hold on.

I then take off and softly fly to the apartment building I live in all while occasionally checking the Grassy isn't getting scared or slipping from my grasp. Finally we arrive at the entrance and I let Grassy down.

Grassy: Black Hole is really good at flying.

Black Hole: You think so? I mean I'm technically just denying the laws of gravity that your planet has.

Grassy: What is a grav-uh-tee?

Black Hole: Well, gravity is a force that attracts a body towards any other physical body having mass, like this planet or my kind.

Grassy: ????

Oh right, this is an earthling child I'm talking too. I'll have to dumb it down for the little guy.

Black Hole: Okay uh.. See this pebble?

Grassy: Mm-hm.

Black Hole: Watch how when I drop it, it falls to the pavement. That is gravity in the works.

Grassy: Wow, Grassy likes grav-uh-tee!

Once Grassy and I reach my apartment I place the groceries on the kitchen count while Grassy looks around the living room, I then grab the TV remote and put on a show I hope will be child friendly.

Black Hole: Alright Grassy you sit here and watch some cartoons while I make this call ok?

Grassy: Okay.

I hover over to another room and dial up some help.

Tree's voice: This is Tree Oaks, I'm not taking any calls at the moment but feel free to leave a message. *BEEP*

Black Hole: Dang it, well plan B then.

Liy: Hey Black Hole, what's up? 

Black Hole: Hey Liy I could uh.. I need some help.

Liy: Why? Did you accidentally damage public property again?

Black Hole: No! No no no, I got myself roped into looking after Grassy for Basketball and I know nothing about handling kids. Please help me.

Liy: Seriously? You're making a big fuss over babysitting Grassy?

Black Hole: I'm not sitting on Grassy that could kill him!

Liy: *sigh* Alright I'll be on my way, in the meantime just keep the boy safe and happy. What's he doing right now?

Black Hole: I put on the TV for him, he's watching some cartoon about a sponge and pink star playing in a cardboard box.

Liy: Ok good, I'll be right there.

After hanging up and putting away the groceries I join Grassy on the couch to watch this show since I haven't seen it.

~To be Continued~

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