[DIA] (BFDI x II) A Black Hol...

By DiamondDragon2002

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An Object heads High School AU featuring characters from the BFDI and Inanimate Insanity series(s). Our main... More

First day of School #1
First Day of School #2
First Day at School #3
Meeting Pen #1
ABHLOE Character Heights
Meeting Pen #2
Decisions
Chapter EIGHT!
There's harmless jokes and then spaghettification
Different
How to outwit your Snowball Pt 1
How to outwit your Snowball Pt 2
A new Member
Field Trip
Investigation
ABHLOE Character Heights #2
About Iance
The truth about Freesmart
Confrontation
Rebuilding Friendships
Investigation 2
Frozen
Picture Day
Absence
Discovered #1
Discovered #2
A new Member Again.
About Fall
Righting the Wrong
Home Security
Movie (date)
~New Friend~
Winner & Loser
Investigation 3
BIG problem, dumb solution
Found Out
Investigation 4
Interrogation
Planning
Halloween Prep
The Wingman
Closer
Tricks & Treats
Party Time
Exchange of Info
Supernatural Encounter
Vengeance pt 1
Vengeance pt 2
Vengeance pt 3
Halloween Dance
Sleep over
Truth or Dare
Culinary Catastrophe
Truce
Study session
Black Out
Power Restored
Back to work
The Science Fair
Finally in!
The Reveal
Run Away
Lift Off
Revelations
Back to Earth
Accepted
Fall Break
Fun and Games
Arcade Anarchy
THE FLOOR IS LAVA
United
Conundrum
Conversation
Feelings
Confession
Housing problems
Out with the old
This chapter is about Brains
Bowling
Date Night pt1
Date Night pt 2
Snow Day
Snowball Showdown
Wonders of Winter
Carol of the bells
Gift Preparation
Ruby's Christmas Party Pt 1
Ruby's Christmas Party Pt 2
Ruby's Christmas Party Pt3
Ruby's Christmas Party Pt 4
Ruby's Christmas Party Pt 5
Ruby's Christmas Party Pt6
Merry Christmas!
The Child
Babysitting
A day at the Park
She returns?!?
Supernatural Visit
Double Trouble
Bowbot
Common Ground
Fair Prep
Inanimation
Questions & Prizes
Renavations
School Festival
The Losers! Concert
Fortunes and Readings
To The Zoo!
To the Zoo 2!
Mudai no bubun
Translation
Casual lunch chat
In-pets-ation
Pet Play
Uneggpected Visitor
Origins
Three is a threat
Rampant
Explanation
Candle's Warning
Emotions
Back Together
Even black holes need therapy
Hospital
Worries
Zodiac Companions
Zodiac Companions 2
Double time
Night out with a friend
Clearance
Bad Branch Day
Self Conscious
The Yoyle Zone: Like you
The Yoyle Zone: Swapped
The Yoyle Zone: New opportunities
The Yoyle Zone: Hanging out with friends.
The Yoyle Zone: Mishaps
The Yoyle Zone: Understanding
Eggellent Easter
Bring your pet to school day
Mouse, Cat and Dog
Recovering
Fans and Allergies
~~PREVIEW~~
Detected
Back up
Hiding
Welcome to The Jungle
SILENCED
Mi Casa, Tu Casa
Grievous error with a side of Heroics (Pt. 1)
Grievous error with a side of heroics (Pt. 2)
Captured
Operation: Storm the Empire Phase 1
Operation: Storm the Empire; Break in
Operation: Storm the Empire. Escape!
Heatwave
Chillin'
Black Hole the guardian
Friendships Pt 1
Friendships Pt 2
Taking your friend to play golf
Legends of the Cosmic Serpents
Don't leave your phone at home.
Rare Occuence
Black Hole the Cosmic Serpent
Camping Out
Bunk with the sis
Beach Day
Pen's epic wipeout!!
Shrunk n Drunk
Size Shenanigans
Guess who's back
Preparation for a Secret Surprise
SURPRISE!!
Party Presents
Resettled
Back to School
A Black Hole at Gym class
Play attention
Detention's Tensions
Clash of Eldritch Horrors (plot B)
Aires the guardian of dreams
Fall play auditions
Celebrate
Spooky Night 1
Spooky Night 2
Rehearsal
The Play: Act I
The Play: Act 2
The Play: Final Act
Holiday shopping
Seasons Fearing's
Two Teams, One danger!
Frozen Diversion and Not yourself
Pi(e) Day
Post trauma tensions
Death Itself

Festivities

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Black Hole's P.O.V:

Me and Tree walk together around the mall for a bit a shopping. As I look around I come to notice all the pretty decorations that are literally everywhere, there's small lights on strings, large hanging orbs, decorated triangular trees and other stuff around the shops and elsewhere. This wouldn't really be the first time I've seen these things as they were put up long ago back when I was still in hiding and before I discovered DIA, I quickly think back to fall when Tree explained the holiday the season has, perhaps winter has it's own holiday too.

Tree: So I'm thinking we stop by the bookstore here, they have a nice selection and I'm sure you might find something you'll like.

Black Hole: Hey Tree, what are all these decorations for?

Tree: Oh, well it's December the month of Christmas.

Black Hole: Is that another holiday your planet celebrates?

Tree: Yes it is. It's very different from Halloween though, it's a magical holiday of giving and warmth and-

Tree's description of this Christmas gets interrupted when Pen and Remote are heard and seen running around the plaza with wheels on their shoes and shooting each other with foam dart guns, Looks like fun. Pen soon loses control over his wheels and spirals all over the place nearly knocking over some stuff and people, and eventually falls flat on his face right in front of me and Tree, Remote follows after him.

Pen: OOF. Oooh..

I notice that Tree's leafy head was filled with those foam darts and he was now looking down to Pen and Remote with a stern look.

Pen: Hm? Oh Hey there guys, woah-! Funny meeting you here.

Tree shakes off the darts and takes a deep calming breath, that's good for a moment there I thought he was going to freak-

Tree: CAN'T YOU TWO ACT YOUR AGE FOR ONE DAY??? Why are you even doing... whatever this is here in the mall of all places and not at home or the park?

Remote: The park is snow covered, there's also not enough space at my house.

Pen: Yeah, and Dad won't allow this game at my place after Eraser almost broke a vase...

Tree: Ugh, I knew getting one of you those roller skates last year would be a mistake... Now where was I?

Black Hole: You were er telling me about Christmas..?

Tree: Oh right.

Pen: You don't know about Christmas Black Hole?

Black Hole: I'm from space, what do you think?

Pen: Oh. Right... OH Tree have you told about the big man yet!?

Tree: I was going to get to that.

Black Hole: Who is he talking about?

Before Tree could explain Pen swiftly knocked him aside to talk to me.

Pen: Every year on the 24th of December aka Christmas Eve, while everyone is fast asleep a jolly man with a big white beard and set suit flies all around the world in that one night on his sleigh which is pulled by 8 or 9 flying reindeer.

Black Hole: Wait, reindeer can fly?

Remote: Not exactly, but Santa's reindeer are magical. Anyways, Santa Claus flies around the world on his sleigh carrying lots of presents for all the good objects on Earth!

Pen: He puts the presents for everyone under their Christmas trees at home, and as tradition we leave out a plate of cookies for him. 

Black Hole: Wow, that does sound magical.

Tree: Okay, you guys do realize Santa isn't exactly real right?

Pen & Remote: *offended GASP*

Remote: How dare you! >:(

Pen: Tree, I am appalled of what you just said!

Pen and Remote gang up on Tree and he only face palms over this whole thing while I'm just left here in a state of confusion. I attempt to break up the argument.

Black Hole: So uh wait here, is Santa real or is he... not???

Pen: Don't listen to that scrooge of a boyfriend Black Hole, as long as you believe and have the Christmas spirit he's totally real.

Tree: UH! I am not a scrooge! If you're going to compare me to a holiday character do it right and call me a Grinch, there's a clear difference.

Pen: Yeah yeah whatever grinch-pine, See you guys later.

Remote and Pen skate off to the food court and Tree continues to dust himself off.

Tree: *sigh* Remote is fine, but I can't with him...

Black Hole: You can't what?

Tree: I just can't. On to the bookstore shall we?

Tree and I continue our now decided holiday shopping, once we get home I plan to do some more research on the festivities of Christmas.

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