[DIA] (BFDI x II) A Black Hol...

By DiamondDragon2002

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An Object heads High School AU featuring characters from the BFDI and Inanimate Insanity series(s). Our main... More

First day of School #1
First Day of School #2
First Day at School #3
Meeting Pen #1
ABHLOE Character Heights
Meeting Pen #2
Decisions
Chapter EIGHT!
There's harmless jokes and then spaghettification
Different
How to outwit your Snowball Pt 1
How to outwit your Snowball Pt 2
A new Member
Field Trip
Investigation
ABHLOE Character Heights #2
About Iance
The truth about Freesmart
Confrontation
Rebuilding Friendships
Investigation 2
Frozen
Picture Day
Absence
Discovered #1
Discovered #2
A new Member Again.
About Fall
Righting the Wrong
Home Security
Movie (date)
~New Friend~
Winner & Loser
Investigation 3
BIG problem, dumb solution
Found Out
Investigation 4
Interrogation
Planning
Halloween Prep
Closer
Tricks & Treats
Party Time
Exchange of Info
Supernatural Encounter
Vengeance pt 1
Vengeance pt 2
Vengeance pt 3
Halloween Dance
Sleep over
Truth or Dare
Culinary Catastrophe
Truce
Study session
Black Out
Power Restored
Back to work
The Science Fair
Finally in!
The Reveal
Run Away
Lift Off
Revelations
Back to Earth
Accepted
Fall Break
Fun and Games
Arcade Anarchy
THE FLOOR IS LAVA
United
Conundrum
Conversation
Feelings
Confession
Housing problems
Out with the old
This chapter is about Brains
Bowling
Date Night pt1
Date Night pt 2
Snow Day
Snowball Showdown
Wonders of Winter
Festivities
Carol of the bells
Gift Preparation
Ruby's Christmas Party Pt 1
Ruby's Christmas Party Pt 2
Ruby's Christmas Party Pt3
Ruby's Christmas Party Pt 4
Ruby's Christmas Party Pt 5
Ruby's Christmas Party Pt6
Merry Christmas!
The Child
Babysitting
A day at the Park
She returns?!?
Supernatural Visit
Double Trouble
Bowbot
Common Ground
Fair Prep
Inanimation
Questions & Prizes
Renavations
School Festival
The Losers! Concert
Fortunes and Readings
To The Zoo!
To the Zoo 2!
Mudai no bubun
Translation
Casual lunch chat
In-pets-ation
Pet Play
Uneggpected Visitor
Origins
Three is a threat
Rampant
Explanation
Candle's Warning
Emotions
Back Together
Even black holes need therapy
Hospital
Worries
Zodiac Companions
Zodiac Companions 2
Double time
Night out with a friend
Clearance
Bad Branch Day
Self Conscious
The Yoyle Zone: Like you
The Yoyle Zone: Swapped
The Yoyle Zone: New opportunities
The Yoyle Zone: Hanging out with friends.
The Yoyle Zone: Mishaps
The Yoyle Zone: Understanding
Eggellent Easter
Bring your pet to school day
Mouse, Cat and Dog
Recovering
Fans and Allergies
~~PREVIEW~~
Detected
Back up
Hiding
Welcome to The Jungle
SILENCED
Mi Casa, Tu Casa
Grievous error with a side of Heroics (Pt. 1)
Grievous error with a side of heroics (Pt. 2)
Captured
Operation: Storm the Empire Phase 1
Operation: Storm the Empire; Break in
Operation: Storm the Empire. Escape!
Heatwave
Chillin'
Black Hole the guardian
Friendships Pt 1
Friendships Pt 2
Taking your friend to play golf
Legends of the Cosmic Serpents
Don't leave your phone at home.
Rare Occuence
Black Hole the Cosmic Serpent
Camping Out
Bunk with the sis
Beach Day
Pen's epic wipeout!!
Shrunk n Drunk
Size Shenanigans
Guess who's back
Preparation for a Secret Surprise
SURPRISE!!
Party Presents
Resettled
Back to School
A Black Hole at Gym class
Play attention
Detention's Tensions
Clash of Eldritch Horrors (plot B)
Aires the guardian of dreams
Fall play auditions
Celebrate
Spooky Night 1
Spooky Night 2
Rehearsal
The Play: Act I
The Play: Act 2
The Play: Final Act
Holiday shopping
Seasons Fearing's
Two Teams, One danger!
Frozen Diversion and Not yourself
Pi(e) Day
Post trauma tensions
Death Itself

The Wingman

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Normal P.O.V:

Pencil stands at her locker texting from a slight distance Pen watches her with a nervous expression, he gulps and approaches her attempting to stay cool.

Pen: Heya Pence Pence, how long has it been since we last talked? Weeks, months?

Pencil: First of all only Match like calls me that now, second why like are you even speaking to me?

Pen: Well heh, uuhhh.... I was wondering errrrr....

Pencil: Ugh, whatever.

She walks away continuing to text on her phone leaving Pen to himself.

Pen: Yeah okay good talk! 

Pen face palms himself embarrassed.

Pen: Dang it Pen you blew it again! You can't keep doing this.

Black Hole: doing what?

Pen jumped at the sudden voice to find Black Hole chilling at the other side of the hall not to far from him, he floats over to Pen.

Pen: AH- Oh ha Vortex, How long were you sitting there?

Black Hole: Almost the whole time, I didn't know you and Pencil were familiar with each other.

Pen: Well just about everyone in this school is familiar with on another one way or another. She and I actually.. used... to date.

Black Hole: Date? Isn't that a type of fruit? Or point of time??

Pen: No no no... well yes to both of them but dating is what two people do when they are in a romantic relationship or engaged. Y'know in love.

Black Hole: I... don't think I'm that familiar with the concept yet, but 'used to'?

Pen: We broke up two years ago... as of now I've been thinking of getting back together with but I just can talk to her like I used to. OH!

Pen: Black- MPH!

Black Hole: (We're in public!)

Pen: Right... Vortex you could help! Could you be my wingman?

Black Hole: Did you not hear me say I'm not familiar with this "romance" thing yet?

Pen: Pleeeease? I can't do this myself.

Pen gets on his knees and pleads beggingly.

Black Hole: Why not ask your buddies for help?

Pen: Cuz they're 'help' would be disastrous. C'mon!

Black Hole: *long sigh* Alright, but you owe me for this.

Pen hops back up and hugs Black Hole thanking him.

Pen: YES, thank you Vortex, you're a true friend!

~Time skip: After school~ Black Hole's P.O.V:

Like every other Wednesday Mic comes to my place to hang out and either watch some cartoons, or teach me about music. Since I let myself be talked into helping my friend with something I don't even know maybe Mic could teach me somethings, she looks like someone who would know a thing or two about relationships or what a 'wingman' even it.

Mic: HAHAHA! Man I love that yellow dog, he's hilarious!

Black Hole: Hey Mic, can talk to you about something?

Mic: Sure Vortex, what is it?

Black Hole: So, Pen just asked me to be his wingman and help him get back with Pencil.

Mic: Pen and Pencil were a thing? Huh, I always thought they were related.

Black Hole: Apparently so, but I don't know a thing about relationships, not even what 'wingman' means. I do fly but I don't have wings.

Mic: *snicker* No silly, A wingman is a role someone takes when their friend needs background support when approaching potential romantic partners. Like how Blake the magic dog was a wingman to his warrior brother, he helped him start a relationship with the Princess of Embers.

Mic then gestures to the cartoon they're watching.

Black Hole: See, you know this stuff better than I ever would, you should be Pen's wingman.

Mic: Hey relationships are difficult for everyone to learn, Even I didn't know what to say to my first girlfriend.

Black Hole: First girlfriend..?

Mic: Currently I'm in a relationship with Soap, but I used to be with another and... well I don't talk about her...

Mic: But enough about past my love, I'll teach you everything you need to know so you can help Pen, but you gotta come up with the strat yourself.  *wink*

Black Hole: That would appreciated, thanks Mic.

Mic: Hey it's no problem, what are friends for?

~To be Continued~

(Author's NOTE: ooh this'll be interesting, hope I don't get my head bit off with this ship. 0_0')

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