20 - A Hogsmeade Date

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I'm woken up by Lily whacking me with a pillow.

"Get up, it's Hogsmeade day." She says and I just groan, not wanting to be awake. "Y/n, get up."

"No." I mumble tiredly.

"You need to get up, you've got a date with your boyfriend."

"Or I could just die and not have to leave my bed."

"You are ridiculous." Lily mumbles, walking away from my bed.

I sit up and stretch. "Yep, but you love me."

"I'm going to end up killing you eventually." She threatens.

"Do it sometime soon please." Marlene chimes in.

"Gee, thanks Marlene." I say sarcastically.

"You know I love you." She replies.

"Why must you guys always threaten to kill each other?" Alice asks.

"Alice, don't question it." Mary says. "You know if you question it you'll just get a stupid answer."

"Apparently Mary is the only person in here with brain cells." I say.

"I have brain cells." Marlene says offendedly.

"Marlene, I only say this because I love you," I say. "Stop lying to yourself."

"You're so mean." Marlene says. "I hate you."

"I hate you too." I respond.

"But didn't you literally just say you love me?" She asks.

"Shut up." I say. "I'm tired, I'm not going to make sense."

"You don't make sense even when you aren't tired." Alice says.

"Jokes on you, I'm always tired." I say.

"Well maybe you wouldn't be if you actually fell asleep at a decent time." Lily says.

"I would if I could." I say. "Oh no, that rhymes. I hate that. Someone kill me."

"With pleasure." Marlene says.

"I feel very afraid to share a room with someone so willing to kill me." I say, looking over at Marlene.

"Yes. Fear me."

"Marlene, shut up, you aren't scary." Alice says.

"Rude." Marlene mumbles.

Our weird conversation is cut short when we hear a knock on the door. Lily answers the door, her being the closest. 

"I am here to kidnap my girlfriend." I hear Sirius say. 

Lily sighs. "Y/n, the moron is here." She says to me. 

"Rude." Sirius says, walking past Lily, into the room and coming over to me. 
"Hey beautiful." He says to me, pressing a small kiss to my lips. 

"Ew, no PDA in the bedroom." Mary says. 

"The bedroom is exactly where the PDA is supposed to be." Marlene says. Lily throws a pillow at her. 

I sigh. "Lets go before Marlene makes any more sex jokes." 

Sirius chuckles. "Sure." 

"Bye morons." I say to my friends as me and Sirius exit the room. "So, what have you got planned for today?" 

"Well first, breakfast." He says. 

"Oh really, I thought we were just going to starve." I say sarcastically. 

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