I don't care how dumb these are I love these to much to stop.
Art above by my sister Author-Lori she wants to draw all my idiots as humans using draw the squad bases.
Enjoy this stupid shit!
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Hallow: Hey I'm home.
Pumpkin: TAMPONS! *Smack with box* TAMPONS!!!!
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Octavian: Iggy do you want some?
Igniter: This b*tch empty! YEET! *throws flaming soda can*
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Cupid: I'm making copies, MOVE I'M GAY! *shoves lockheart*
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Creator: The waiter gives you a dish, but its not what you ordered. What do we say?
Lockheart: Excuse me f**ker this is wrong!
Creator: -_-
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Atlas: Psst, can you pass the popcorn?
Creator: This is a funeral.
Atlas: Oh,... THIS MOVIE SUCKS ASS!
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Button: Push for heat.
Reader: ? *pushes button*
Igniter & Lockheart: *glomp her*
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Creator: Welcome to my office, how would you describe yourself?
Bryce: I would describe myself as savage AF but also no chill.
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Octavian: AHHH AHHH AHHH!!!!
Bryce: Why are you running!? Why are running!?
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Amour: Hey guys, sorry I haven't been around I've been sick..
*head tilt* In the head, I can't stop thinking of murder.
Cupid: 0_0
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Gael: Roses are red, Violets are blue talk shit again and I'll hit you with a shoe.
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Hallow: Yo c.c I had a dream we f**ked.
Cupid: Hallow chill its just a dream.
Hallow: Pfft, I wouldn't f**k you.
Cupid:....you wouldn't?
Hallow: I mean.. Unless you vwant to?
Pumpkin: *eye twitch*
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Cupid: *plays keyboard*
Lockheart: SAIL! *kicks keyboard*
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Creator: Why don't you tell us your name and a fact about yourself.
Cyrus: My name is Cyrus and I hate everyone in here. Especially Romeo he's a wh*re.
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Aspen: Hey do you have any sunscreen?
Igniter: You can't get a sunburn from a bonfire.
Aspen: It's for my marshmallow you idiot.
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Outcast oneshots #2
RandomHello everyone! Can you believe my idiots got a second book? Anyway, these are one shots of all of the chaotic characters that belong to me. Including some new boi's. :3 Updates are random as always, I only update once I get inspiration.
