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Tour #24 OWA (2)

And the signal, is for an army to come from the back of the stage. In front is the bitchy queen herself. Hilda. And she is ready for her song. 

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Hilda (Rosa): i'm on the battlefield like oh my god. (Ooh la la), knocking soldiers down like house of cards. (ooh la la), I'm a One Woman Army (ooh la la) yes i'm a one woman army (ooh la la, ooh la la)

The beginning goes perfect, Hilda has found the stage persona she is known for. And she isn't going to hold anything back. 

Hilda (Lyra): I pull up in a matte black super car, (Like Whitney, Yeah no bodyguard), i'm Styllin on em getting him, i got him, i bring all the boys in the yard, You see me at the club in hollywood, you know i bring that Detroit Hood, you like it and you feelin' good, You know that you want it, you know that you would.

Lyra: Let's March tonight, The music is still playin', So get up and fight.

Rosa: You know that you want it, You know that you would.

Hilda (Rosa): I'm on the battlefield ,Like, oh my God (ooh la la), Knocking soldiers down Like house of cards (ooh la la), I'm a one woman army (ooh la la), Yes, I'm a one woman army (ooh la la, ooh la la, ooh la la) Repeat1x

The crowd has fallen completely for Hilda's performance. It appeals to some wants, makes many like what they see, and they realise that this girl is not to be messed with. 

Hilda: I hit you with that kung-fu Jackie Chan, Boom, boom, boom, pow I'm super fast, High heels, big deal, I kick your ass

Lyra: They're gunnin', they're runnin', And that makes me mad

Hilda: If you wanna rumble, All you gotta do is ask, I'm a rude bitch, boy, Can you handle that? I love to play But I don't really need a man, No daddy, no VISA, I got my own cash

Lyra: Let's rush tonight, The music is still playin' So get up and fight

Hilda: no daddy, no VISA, i got my own cash.

Hilda (Rosa): I'm on the battlefield Like, oh my God (ooh la la), Knocking soldiers down Like house of cards (ooh la la), I'm a one woman army (ooh la la), Yes, I'm a one woman army. (ooh la la, ooh la la, ooh la la) Repeat1x

The three main performers has met in the middle, resting a tiny bit from exhaustion. But it's still numbers to finish. Hilda counts to three before they do their coreography. 

Hilda and Lyra(Rosa): One, two, three, hut, March if you don't give a fuck ,One, two, three, hut (ooh la la, ooh la la), One, two, three, hut March if you don't give a fuck, One, two, three, hut (ooh la la, ooh la la) repeat1x

Hilda (Rosa): I'm on the battlefield Like, oh my God (ooh la la), Knocking soldiers down Like house of cards (ooh la la), I'm a one woman army (ooh la la), Yes, I'm a one woman army (ooh la la, ooh la la, ooh la la).  repeat1x

And there, it's finished. The girls has done their first performances. 

Rosa and Lyra both had to keep Hilda supported on their shoulders for the end, making them a bit roughed up. Hilda jumps off their shoulders and looks fed with energy. 

Hilda points a fist in the air, now making some of the guys faint. She still has energy to make guys fall short. 

Hilda: Rock it Celadon! 

This makes the crowd begin to go crazy again, Hilda's pure essence of a cool kinda girl has made them weak. 

Hilda: This has been the single best performance of One Woman Army since this tour started. And it's all thanks to you all. Thank you for that!