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Nintendo Nightmares (3)

Reina: The continuity of this story is killing me! It doesn't make sense at all.

Also, I was listening to Video Game Rap battles when this happened, and I feel that the way that Chris survived the night was waaaaayyyyyy too convenient for her.

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*tilts head and grins like Toy Freddy with black, soulless animatronic eyes* Welcome back to Nintendo Nightmares! Please be mindful of where you step. Also remember to not offer any food to Link and to remember the previous rules. We recently added a new rule: Don't wander off and enter Freddy's Pizzeria. Enjoy. *bows*

Chapter 3: And so the game begins!

Chris

My name is Christina Schidmt, but everybody calls me Chris, thanks to my older brother. I am your average teenager - or I was, at one point. After the Incident, my life was changed forever. I now view everything differently, and it seems that I'm now slightly paranoid, but that may be because of my brother's involvement in the Incident...

Tonight is the first night of the game. With luck, I'll be able to figure out the patterns of the "evil" animatronics. I mean, Chica and Bonnie had a pattern- Mike told me that and I've seen it myself. I'll be really lucky if these guys follow a pattern like the restaurant- but one of them might not. Lucky me. And to add to my stress levels, Animatronic Roy tried to kill me ten times today. Vaati only tried twice. I hope that I can stop these animatronics from killing me before I can fix them... And I hope that Bonnie, Freddy, Foxy, Golden Freddy, and Chica don't kill me.

I dashed into the Office and logged into everything. It was only 11:40, but I wasn't taking any chances today. I had to get my instincts ready.

11:50 am

I immediately pulled the cameras up. No one had moved. Then it hit me that Link hadn't actually given me any rules to follow, and I was about to ready to strangle him for conveniently forgetting to mention that to me.

What now?

The phone rang. Picking it up, I sighed. "Ello."

"Hi Chris!"

"Link?" I asked. "What the hell are you doing?"

"This isn't the Caller's phone," Link quickly responded. "This is in a different office. It's against the rules to hurt the Caller"

"Oh. I see..."

"Listen Chris. We totally forgot to tell you the rules."

"I've noticed."

"Technically, there are three different versions of the game. I call it Three Nights at Nintendo's."

"Sounds like Five Nights at Freddy's, the parody of what happened to my brother, but go on."

Link ignored that comment. "As much as we would like to have Five Nights, people leave after Night one."

"That's sad."

"It is. And for some reason, they suddenly disappear. Well, except for the kid who made it to Night Two. He left because Sonic nearly gave him a heart attack."

"Lovely," I muttered.

"Anyhow, I'll give you a rundown of the First Night. You have to make sure that Pit, Dark Pit, Marth, and Sonic, don't enter your office. You can use the doors, but there is are other ways in the room."

"What about you?"

"I thought that it was implied that I'm also playing the game."

"Can I use anything I find in my Office to ward you off?"