Reina: Hey guys! I was thinking about Kid Icarus Uprising, and I realized something.
Palutena could basically use her powers to fight Medusa and win. (Trying to avoid spoilers for those who haven't played it)
For example, in chapter 3, Pit has to fight the Hewdraw, which is basically like the Hydra without the constant poison breath, less heads, and annoying voices. He (They?) try to eat Pit, and Pit is supposed to hit each head until the fall off.
If you take too long (the power of flight that Pit uses only lasts for five minutes), Palutena says, "This is taking too long," and uses a laser to defeat Hewdraw.
A laser.
A giant freaking laser.
WHY DO YOU HAVE PIT FIGHTING FOR YOU IF YOU CAN USE FREAKING LASERS ON EVERYONE?!?!?!?!?! ARE YOU LAZY OR SOMETHING?!?!?
If that's the case I am willing to have Pit come and live with me. I would be nicer to him and give him food that isn't floor ice cream.
Pit: Yeah!!!
Reina: You hear me Nintendo?!?
#PalutenaIsAHorribleGoddess
#PoorPit
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Mad Wonderland - Random Book
RandomWelcome, wanderer, to Mad Wonderland (my random book). I live in this strange world where my stories intermingle and strangeness happens fairly often. Here, I'll post a lot of stuff, so expect almost anything. Feel free to ask any questions, as thos...
