Dare or Dare [JaehyunxReader]

By ialsolikepasta

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"Why are you here? I thought I said I don't want to see you again." "I thought I said that I don't give a dam... More

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"so,for how long will you keep Jiyoon at home? We need to know so we can prepare some homework for the days he will be absent"

"He said will only wants to stay home for today"the girl informed the teacher through the phone. "He will attend his classes on Monday"

"Oh, alright. Can I please talk to him and inform him about today then?"

"Yeah, sure. Jiyoonah!"

"Yes mommy!"the boy ran to the living room, making y/n start laughing.

"What are you wearing?"

"Sungchan gave it to me-"

"Mrs. Kang is on the phone waiting for you. Come say hi"she handed him the phone, kneeling down to pick some toys up from the floor.

"Good morning Mrs. Kang"

"He's so cute"y/n pouts, looking at him.

"You're cute too"Jaehyun leaned his body on the wall, smirking at her.

"I'm still upset."she took a step forwards to leave,but he brought her closer by pulling her elbow.

"Babe...does it mean I'll sleep on the couch tonight?"

"I didn't think of that. Thank you"

"Ani"..."ya...let me do something for you. Wanna see me cooking? Doing chores? Do you want a kiss?"

"Ani...go wash your lips again"

"She didn't even kiss me on the lips,she kissed me here ah-ya"he dodged a slap on his arm. "Baby"

"BaBY"

"Stop mocking. You're not nice"

"Mommy...poopoo"Jieun walked up to them, about to cry.

"You clean"the girl look at Jaehyun quickly. "I hope she poops on you after you have cleaned her up"

"That was mean"

"That wAs mEAn"

"I'll ask my mom to have the kids later. You and I are spending the day together. We'll see who can keep his distance the most."

"Wanna bet?"

"Anything you want"

"How about the loser wakes up every time Jieun gets up at night,wake up to prepare Jiyoon for school and to take Dobby out-"

"Not fair because you do most of these things and I don't want Dobby here. I have something else in mind"

"Go ahead."

"The loser sleeps on the couch for a week. You can't stay away from bed,can you"

"I can. But i won't because I'm not going to lose"

"Sure"Jaehyun snorted, picking the girl up. "Jieunah,so sad you won't be here to see mom losing the bet...and the bed"

"As if you are going to let me sleep on the couch"y/n mumbled to herself, smiling while walking away.

[...]

Jaehyun and the girl were sitting on the couch quietly. No-one dared to speak or look at the other.

Jaehyuns mom had taken the kids to her place and Dobby was as usual with Haechan to the dorm, leaving the two alone in the big apartment.

Ding!

They both turned around at the sound of the doorbell.

Y/n got up ignoring the guy who got up after her,and made her way to the door.

"Did you order two margheritas?"

"Yes"both of them answered, starting to go through their wallets.

"This will be 16000 won-"the delivery guy looked at them puzzled,when both of them handed him money.

"I'll pay"y/n smiled to the young man

"I'll pay"Jaehyun smiled making the guy look at him in confusion.

"So...who is going to pay-"

"I am"they said again at the same time.

"Guys please... I have two more orders to deliver"he tried scratching his head but forgot he was wearing a helmet. "What if each of you give 8000 won"

"No, we're good. Here"y/n smiled big, shoving the money in his jackets pocket, taking the pizzas in her arms. "Sorry for keeping you,have a good night"

"Ah..ye"he hesitant bowed his head before he walks away.

"Is this how she's going to be?"Jaehyun tilted his head before smirking. "Okay..." He went back to the couch,to think of something to do while eating.

Turns out he wasn't the only one thinking of ways to win...

Plan: Watertrap ,by Jaehyun.

He deactivated the water filter from the fridge and switched the valve for the tap from on to off,so she won't have water.

And it almost worked..

"Did he really..."the girl tilted her head in realisation. She took a deep breath and opened the cabinet, taking a small water bottle in her hand. "He stupid"

Plan: Got nothing to wear,by Y/n

As soon as the man went to shower,the girl took all his underwear and clothes and moved them to the guests room. It was the coldest so there was no way he'd go there. He wouldn't even try finding them.

He'd probably wear something of her wardrobe. She always has something his after all.

"Where the hell..."he frowned, finding nothing. He then smirked, taking his towel back to the bathroom before he starts walking around naked in the house.

Plan:Get my snacks back by Jaehyun again.

The kitchen had three drawers,for everyone's snacks. Top drawer,y/ns. Middle Jaehyuns, bottom Jieuns and Jiyoons.

The man managed to hide the snacks from all three drawers, including the snacks she had in the fridge to keep cool,and the ice cream from the freezer as well.

"She will not survive this"he smirked, having a lollipop in his mouth,before he makes he walks past her.

The girl needs a snack after food. Always.

"I want one too"she mumbled, walking to the drawers, finding them empty. "Ya Jaehyun!"she yelled whispered, before biting her bottom lip,so she won't be heard.  "You're not fair"she breathed, forcing a smile before she walks to the couch, thinking of a new plan.

Plan: Being an Army by y/n.. again

Jaehyun was almost asleep on the couch,but y/ns giggles woke him up in milliseconds. 

She was in the kitchen, eating some ramyon while watching fancams on her phone.

She was watching Jungkook performing Fake Love, thinking he is the best to use to make Jaehyun lose.

"woah"she smiled unintentionally when the guy flashed his abs, making Jaehyun shake his head.

She had her earphones on so she wasn't aware of him being there yet.

"Ah,Jungkook...y/n is watching your fancam right now"he pretended to walk past her, heading to the fridge, making her face turn red. "Yeah, she's drooling over your abs. Funny, isn't she? I didn't know she was a fan"his voice faded when he went back to the living room, making the girl freak out.

"Did he really..."

Plan: Never happened by Jaehyun...maybe his last shot

Still pretending to be on the phone with his friend,the man eyed the girl who was back on the couch, finishing her ramyon there.

She still had her earphones on,but no music could be heard like other times,so he guessed she is just wearing them so he won't interrupt her. She'd always do that to avoid people... headphones with no music were the perfect thing to do so no one can distracts you.

"I tried. I think she's ignoring me....yeah,we made a bet,I talked to her and lost,but I think she didn't realise yet. She still has her earpods on...I talked to her when she was watching your fancam. Maybe she didn't hear me...she was focused on your abs"the man sounded annoyed.

The girl bit her bottom lip waited to hear more.

"Should I keep going then? She didn't hear me anyways...she won't know I lost-"

"So,you did lose..."she removed the earphones of her ears,and turned to face him.

"Huh?"Jaehyun asked, pretending to be surprised.

"You talked to me earlier ....i heard you saying that to your friend."she smirked.

"Oh no ...."Jaehyun looked down. "i really didn't want to sleep on the couch"he pouts. "I'm so happy my wish came true"he smiled big getting up

"What?"

"I never talked to you babe...I know you were listening to me talking the whole time."he snorted. "Did you really think I'd tell my friend that my woman is drooling over his body? I was not talking with him at all. Great actor, aren't I?"

"You are playing dirty-"

"Enjoy your couch babe..."he kissed her lips before he starts walking to their room. "Ah,and do you mind telling me where my clothes are? I'm sorry for having to hide this Greek god's body of you,but I've been like this for two hours... I'll catch a cold."he smirked, refering to him being naked.

"Ya,Jeong Jaehyun!"she threw a pillow at him,before she sits on the couch angry. "I'm stupid"she laid down, hugging an other pillow.

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