-In Cupid's playground chat-
Tanaka- is it true that you're dick shrivels up when you're old??
Oikawa- what kinda-
Noya- bro you have no room to talk
Semi- you literally use to ask the weirdest question
Makki- dO yOu ThInK tHe AlIeNs WiLl tAkE mE
Mattsun- ^
Tendou- that's tough bro
Kageyama- you aren't worthy of aliens
Oikawa- IWACHAN
Iwaizumi- if the aliens took you then you wouldn't be with me :(
Oikawa- oh! Okay I'll stay :)
Hinata- I-
Makki- iwachan
Mattsun- iwachannn
Oikawa- DONT CALL HIM THAT
Makki- were talking to you
Mattsun- yeah since ya married iwa
Oikawa- oh...
well what do you want?...Makki- just to piss you off
Mattsun- pretty much
Oikawa- FuCk YoU
Noya- I-
Kuroo- if my dick shrivels up ima cry
Tanaka- ^
Kenma- I don't really care
Kuroo- well of course you don't
You can live without sexNoya- pfft how?
Akaashi- idk how he does it
Kenma- wah-
Akaashi- I can't do it :(
Bokuto- 😉
Oikawa- same kashi same
Makki- 😑
Mattsun- we went weeks at a time without sex
Makki- I died
Mattsun- I thought my dick was gonna shrivel
Tanaka- guys it's a serious question
Lev- ask someone old
Yaku- ^^
Hinata- siri said it doesn't work like that
Tanaka- ....hmmm
Noya- babe
Tanaka- yeah babe
Noya- id still fuck you if you were wrinkly
Kuroo- oh that's soooo romantic
Kenma- are you being sarcastic
Kuroo- yes. Yes I was.
Kenma- I'm proud
Semi- ^
Tendou- *when you don't have a partner so if you're dick were to get smaller no one would notice*
👁👄👁Semi- stop.
Tendou- ...
Yaku- Oop-
Oikawa- I-
Iwaizumi- oh hey guys-
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionI literally just love reading these and like writing my own so boom. This story does deal with some triggering themes. (Harassment, talk of suicide, abuse etc.) Please remember this is a fan fiction. Anything can happen. Ships in this book include:...