Please remember these chats are before the last day so technically in this Makki and Mattsun are not yet engaged.
I'm sorry
It's just easier that way 😌
Also, the title.... I CAN EXPLAIN.
Actually no I can't. Lazarbeam is my favorite YouTuber so yeye
-In Cupid's playground chat-
Oikawa- so if we were girls which one of us would be pregnant by now
Terushima- kyo
Mad dog- fuck you id be on birth control
Kuroo- kenma
Kenma- no
Akaashi- pfft
Bokuto- akaashiiiiii we could've had a baby
Akaashi- Ik :( we can still have a baby tho it's okay
Kuroo- hey lev
Lev- Hmm?
Kuroo - you and Yaku ever talk about the future? Like with kids and all that?
Lev- .....
Kenma- Kuroo dont
Kuroo- what I'm curious
Oikawa- oof
Lev- doesn't matter
Mad dog- welllll
Terushima- mad dog, wear a skirt for me
Mad dog- no omg
Kenma- ...it's not that bad
Oikawa- ^
Makki- I've done it
Mattsun- that was hot
Bokuto- akaashi looks the best in a skirt
Akaashi- thank you baby
Bokuto- np precious
Makki- ^ yes we stan
Mattsun- facts tho
Kuroo- wait oikawa lets be honest, if you were a girl, you'd be pregnant
Oikawa- yeah ik 😔
But iwachan and I baby would be so cute!Iwaizumi- you know when we get married and we eventually have a kid, if you call me that and make them start calling me that imma be mad
Oikawa- it'll be my secret Name for you~
Iwaizumi- mhm
Oikawa- :( iwachan so mean...
Makki- lmao tuff I could neverrrrr
Mattsun- ^
Kuroo- whos cried this week?
Akaashi- me
Bokuto- me
Makki- same
Mattsun- pffft
Oikawa- not me lol
Terushima- ^ mood
Mad dog- I have
Terushima- what. Baby when??
Mad dog- I don't wanna talk about it...
Terushima- private chat?....
Mad dog- ...I guess...
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