(10) A**hole

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Hinata: baby I'm a bad boy

Kageyama: huh?

Hinata: I might hurt you

Kageyama: yeah okay shrimpy stop tryna pick fights you can't win

Hinata: I need a therapist

Kageyama: I need milk

Hinata: and a perk too

Kageyama: a what? You mean quirk? Ask Deku for his. He can share right?

Hinata: I like the cash flow

Kageyama: um. I mean... ig Deku hair kinda looks like money?

Hinata: you mess with fat hoes

Kageyama: ..... how many times do I have to tell you! I'm not cheating on you!

Hinata: I don't got no drugs

Kageyama: you sound like you do

Hinata: I'll turn into an asshole

Kageyama: that's it, I'm coming over dumbass

Hinata: wait kags it's a song
Hey you don't actually have to come over
Kags?
Your aware it's like 11 o'clock right?
Kageyama!!!

(Yes I said something bout MHA characters. Deal with it. My story not yours)

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