*originally planned to write an irl chapter but then saw I hit 7k so now um. Enjoy private chats*
-Kagayama and Hinata private chat-
Kageyama- are you up
Hinata- yeah I can't sleep
Kageyama- me either
Hinata- :( I bet I could sleep if you were here
Kageyama- big fax
Hinata- :( I miss you
Kageyama- I miss you too
Hinata- we should like... go somewhere this weekend. Just us.
Kageyama- where?
Hinata- idk. Anywhere as long as we're alone
Kageyama- oh wait, that nighttime carnival is out in a few weeks
Hinata- okay that but Like I mean I wanna be able to fall asleep in your arms :(
Kageyama- oh! Well you could come over this weekend. My parents will be out of town
Hinata- really?? Why??
Kageyama- business
Hinata- oh how come you never wanna go with them
Kageyama- meh. Cause then I couldn't see you.
Hinata- Aww ❤️
Kageyama- yeah yeah ❤️
-Makki and Mattsun private chat-
Makki- freshavacado
Mattsun- stoppp I coulda drop my croissant
Makki- daddy there's a ghost under my bed
Oh honey there's no- LONG DICK STYLE
okay we're moving
Mattsun- I AINT GET NOT SLEEP CAUSE OF YALL
YALL AINT GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF ME
Makki- im LESBIAN
I thought you were AmErIcAn
Mattsun- hurricane Katrina?
More like hurricane, ToTiLlA
Makki- country boy I love youuuuu bleahaa
Mattsun- road work ahead?
AH YEAH I SURE HOPE IT DOES
Makki- what's whistling anyway?
You put your lips together and blow
LiKe ThIs? *whistles*
*hangs up*
Mattsun- what the fuck is up Kyle
No what did you say
What the fuck dude
Step the fuck up kyle
Makki- I'm in my mums car broom broom
gEt OuT mE cAr
Aww
Mattsun- This bitch empty?
YEET
Makki- it's Wednesday my dudessss
Mattsun- look at all them chickens
Makki- that was legitness
Mattsun- I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me
Makki- everyone say Colorado
IM A GIRAFFE
Mattsun- that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick
Makki- FuCk Ya ChIcKeN sTrIpS
Mattsun- Chris is that the weed?
I'm calling the police
Makki- I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE
AHHHHHH
Mattsun- can I get a waffle? 👉👈 can I please get a waffle?
Makki- I said who ever threw that paper ya mums a hoe
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionI literally just love reading these and like writing my own so boom. This story does deal with some triggering themes. (Harassment, talk of suicide, abuse etc.) Please remember this is a fan fiction. Anything can happen. Ships in this book include:...
